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Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Questioning ()
Date: January 29, 2015 02:33PM

I am thinking Meade is a Sarah Palin person, and wants to date Bristol, but the guy that wants to ban porn and booze may also be turning Meade's head.

Mike Huckabee, who just wrote a book with the word "Gravy" in the title, and is from Arkansas, could have Meade's attention, or, Ted Cruz, who can't run because he was born in Canada, may have peaked Meade's interest.

I don't see Meade supporting Romney, Rubio, or Christie, do you think Meade supports Jeb Bush?

We need to hear from Meade directly as to who he is leaning towards for the Republican Primaries. Then, we can let the candidate know, so Meade can perform at campaign events here in Virginia, just like Bruce Springsteen did in 2012.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Meade Head ()
Date: January 29, 2015 02:34PM

None. Meade's Ready for Hillary.


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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: what kind ()
Date: January 29, 2015 02:45PM

Questioning Wrote:
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> I am thinking Meade is a Sarah Palin person, and
> wants to date Bristol, but the guy that wants to
> ban porn and booze may also be turning Meade's
> head.
>
> Mike Huckabee, who just wrote a book with the word
> "Gravy" in the title, and is from Arkansas, could
> have Meade's attention

hot baloney, eggs, and gravy?

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: answering ()
Date: January 29, 2015 02:57PM

Meade Head Wrote:
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>

None. Meade's Ready for Hillary.



OK, I got a chuckle out of that one.


"Who can Meade most identify with?" should be the question.

Which candidate is

fat
a failed musician
is from the south
not very bright
loves old country music
loves the bible, but interprets it the wrong way

The answer is Mike Huckabee!

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Springchickens ()
Date: January 29, 2015 05:17PM

answering Wrote:
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> Meade Head Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >

None. Meade's Ready for Hillary.


>
> OK, I got a chuckle out of that one.
>
>
> "Who can Meade most identify with?" should be the
> question.
>
> Which candidate is
>
> fat
> a failed musician
> is from the south
> not very bright
> loves old country music
> loves the bible, but interprets it the wrong way
>
> The answer is Mike Huckabee!

Meade is not really fat. He has lost a lot of weight recently. He would probably be one of those up and downers. Although its not good for his health.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 30, 2015 06:25AM

Springchickens Wrote:
> Meade is not really fat. He has lost a lot of
> weight recently. He would probably be one of those
> up and downers. Although its not good for his
> health.
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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: dingleberry hound ()
Date: January 30, 2015 12:04PM

Meade is 35.
We can write him in.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: SuperMeade ()
Date: January 30, 2015 05:29PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Springchickens Wrote:
> > Meade is not really fat. He has lost a lot of
> > weight recently. He would probably be one of
> those
> > up and downers. Although its not good for his
> > health.


Posting very old pictures again. Meade is getting in shape, just like Chris Pratt on Community! They are the same age.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: RobbingtheWhiteHouse ()
Date: January 30, 2015 05:29PM

dingleberry hound Wrote:
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> Meade is 35.
> We can write him in.


Would anyone really vote for a 35 year old as President? Especially one as dumb as Meade?

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 01, 2015 11:51AM

SuperMeade Wrote:
> Posting very old pictures again. Meade is getting
> in shape, just like Chris Pratt on Community! They
> are the same age.

Please share the latest pictures of the new improved obese inbred.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: #1 Meade fan ()
Date: February 07, 2016 12:37PM

Huckabee is out, and so are Santorum and Paul. So, who can Meade vote for who is White, from the south, "Conservative," and enjoys country music? I would think Meade is in "Jeb!'s" camp now, but I can't be sure.

Is Meade "Progressive" enough to support a woman, Carly Fiorina? The Virginia primary is just a few weeks away; Meade, we need your endorsement now!

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: No question about it ()
Date: February 07, 2016 01:04PM

You forgot, Ted Cruz was against the Confederate Flag removal in South Carolina, and his father, Rafael Cruz, is an anti-gay Tea Party crusader. Rafael Cruz has repeatedly said that that homosexuals should first be given some time to repent before any legal executions of homosexuals begin. Meade said pretty much the exact same thing in Meade's last video chat. Meade also penned and performed the internet sensation song "Pervert Marriage" song, which is climbing the Comscore youtube charts.

Ted Cruz has consistently opposed equality for LGBT Americans, and he's gone even further, attacking fellow Republicans for marching in pride parades. In other words, Ted Cruz, like Meade, does not like the homosexuals.

Also, Ted is a radical pro-lifer,and a Southern Baptist, two of Meade's hot button issues.

Meade will definitely endorse Cruz.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 07, 2016 02:40PM

Obviously I was a Ted Cruz guy but now with the whole Carson saga I just don't know anymore. Politics has just gotten so damn dirty, oh my. This is whats wrong with Washington these days. I drank some sweet tea and decided earlier today. I going with Trump to make America great again!

(Dumb gay racist ignorant Meade voice)

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Meade says NO ()
Date: February 07, 2016 03:38PM

Remember that Cruz is a Spic-O-American, and Meade will certainly not vote for that.

He does appreciate all the Bushes(other than Jeb) stance on illegals
To them, illegal immigration and the sub-poverty wages that they can pay them is the greatest thing since slavery.
Of course Jeb married one and Meade knows that is just taking things too far.


Meade just wishes the illegals would go back to doing what they do best.
Doing the shit work that is beneath real Americans and keeping quiet about it.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Loudoun Dad ()
Date: February 07, 2016 06:51PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Obviously I was a Ted Cruz guy but now with the
> whole Carson saga I just don't know anymore.
> Politics has just gotten so damn dirty, oh my.
> This is whats wrong with Washington these days. I
> drank some sweet tea and decided earlier today. I
> going with Trump to make America great again!
>
> (Dumb gay racist ignorant Meade voice)


"This is whats [sic] wrong with Washington these days"??????? Washington, DC, didn't request these dumbsh&ts, the dumbsh&t electorate in Texas, Kentucky, and Florida elected these dumbsh&ts to come here. Shout out to Rand Paul, and a big shout out to the South!

Virginia has two Democratic Senators, do you see them running around making dumbsh&t comments like the ones said last night?


If Trump is elected, will The Haufe family then be able to afford a house maid, like the good old days?

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Fellow fatass Christie ()
Date: February 07, 2016 06:55PM

Fat people tend to vote for fat politicians.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: A little bird told me ()
Date: February 07, 2016 07:47PM

Loudoun Dad Wrote:

> If Trump is elected, will The Haufe family then be
> able to afford a house maid, like the good old
> days?


The last time the Haufe Klan could only afford help was during the fifties when Negros knew their place.


In this day and age, I don't even think Wetbacks or Vietnamese boat people would be willing to scrub the shit stains out of Meade's drawers.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: jPDEc ()
Date: February 07, 2016 07:53PM

What is it with this thing? It's more mesmerizing than a hypno-toad.

file.php?40,file=173131,filename=meadeon

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Tim and Eric ()
Date: February 07, 2016 08:10PM

thats a photoshop

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: It takes a village ()
Date: February 08, 2016 01:27AM

Tim and Eric Wrote:
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> thats a photoshop


Meade Created it to attach to his GrindR profile.
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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 08, 2016 01:37AM

Meade is writing himself in as a candidate.


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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Rick Santurom ()
Date: February 08, 2016 11:36AM

My money is on Rick Santurom. The candidate that thinks watching porn leads to sex with animals and devils threesomes.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: southern meade ()
Date: February 08, 2016 05:08PM

Meade would support only a Southern guy like Cruz or Rubio. Meade puts great importance on a person's geography, he absolutely hates the North because his family lost a lot of property in that war to carpet baggers from the North. He says he is required to labor to survive due to those scalewags. He would be living the life of leisure, a real country gentleman if it weren't for that war.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Never never cash down ()
Date: February 08, 2016 05:10PM

Rick Santurom Wrote:
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> My money is on Rick Santurom. The candidate that
> thinks watching porn leads to sex with animals and
> devils threesomes.


Meade may not even be here if it wasn't for porn and group sex.

About the time she was fertilized with our Meade, Meade's mother would get drunk and go down to the local pussycat theater.

This was a few years before video tapes were readily available and porn at home was still in the future

She would go down there and have group sex with all the weirdos and perverts.

She was never happier than when she had a cock in her ass, cunt and face all at one time.

Naturally, it would be virtually impossible to tell which one of these quality gentlemen were Meade's real father.

There was a slow semi retard, kind of chubby dude named 'Meade' who was always last because he like to slurp up the mess coming out of her gash and ass.

At the end he would throw in his 5-inch peanut of a cock in her twat and climax.

Mommy Drunk-Drunk had a soft spot for this imbecile and even named Meade after him.

That doesn't prove he was Meade's real father, but Meade is a such a real-time Douche that it isn't far-fetched that his real daddy was a felcher.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Ready? ()
Date: February 08, 2016 05:13PM

None.

Meade's Ready for Hillary.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Never never cash down ()
Date: February 09, 2016 01:09PM

Ready? Wrote:
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> None.
>
> Meade's Ready for Hillary.



Of course, the man who is on Meade's birth certificate tried to stop her from drinking through her whole pregnancy but he just wasn't successful.

He wouldn't allow alcohol in the house and made sure her purse was empty.
She would still go out to the bars and get men to buy her drinks before she was 'showing'.

Even after that, there was one liqueur store where she could 'earn' a bottle in the back until she was 7 or 8 months along.

She kept getting yellower and yellower and she swelled up with a gestating Meade.
Finally, the once generous clerk told her that her body wasn't worth a fifth of whiskey.

The last few weeks she drank just Listerine and Nyquil.


She gave birth to Meade in the men's room of aTrucker stop in Newburg Maryland.

At first, she actually thought he was a poo she couldn't flush..

He was saved by a family of North Korean refugees who had taken up refuge in the rest room.

His singing style plays tribute to these saviours.

This is why Meade's singing sounds like political prisoners being water boarded.

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Re: Which Republican candidate has meade's support at this point?
Posted by: Kewal Paudel 703 624 1878 ()
Date: April 01, 2016 04:33AM

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