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Words Matter !!!
Date: March 03, 2026 06:39PM
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such as, "asians stink"
"the world is going to hell in a handbasket"
"are you crazy do you know how much that would cost?"
"it's not over until it's over"
"that's the dumbest thing i've heard you cannot do it that way" (they are a day ahead of learning/experience on me and acting like they've matured)
"if i ever catch you doing that you are toast"
"time to pay the piper"
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"uh! i can't believe you did that! i should never have let you help me"
me: "help you? you nearly broke my arm until i agreed to do the work for you"
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"believe nothing you hear and 1/2 of what you see"
"never believe anything you see on TV"
"NEVER let someone get you into a head lock" (as i am turning purple in a head lock)
"your Not backing out - you already said you'd do it"
(for stupid millenials - not sex act related: labor related)
"Don't be a CANDY ASS. candy is for birthdays it is not a meal. put that away."
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me: "i have a constitutional right!"
"`Live Free or Die' you have no rights unless you EARN it and protect it"
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"i HATE metric. europeans switch to metric is a big lie. it's all about asian spreading tools incompatible with USA cars and industry inside the USA"
"You can't talk your way out of THIS one"
"And once you do that YOUR MINE"
"I'm not done with it. Give me another week."
"Don't have children"
"don't be a woman"
"you don't say that to a woman"
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(seeing something brother did) "oh that fucking nigger!"
me: "what's a nigger?"
"shut up, just shut up"
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me: OWWWW!
"Never let your guard down."
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me: "what are you doing?"
"they're scrambling the signal on the cable box. I'm disarming the box."
me: "what is scrambling. ok. how do you do that?"
"on this model you can route around the scrambler. but on the new boxes you can't go around the new chips because they have to decode. you have to fake the pin or something on those so you'd need a pinout"
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me: "what are you doing"
"writing assembler code for the atari"
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"prayer is not going to save you from reality"
"ha ha ha! your not going to do that. let me tell you why your not going to do that"
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"What the? Don't do that your going to get yourself killed!"
me: "what? why?"
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"Because I'm bigger than you. Ok?"
"Once you get in High School you'll understand"
"don't be an asshole"
"if you do that you'll end up in life being someone's bitch"
"don't let me every hear you say that again"
"i TOLD you that last week. why don't you ever LISTEN!!"
"Don't ask. You don't want to know why."
"don't sit there playing games all day. clean the garage. come on let's go i'm going to make sure you get started"
"picnic?? do you know how much wicker baskets cost? anyway why would you want to be on a picnic? there's no point in being on a picnic - going out in the middle of a field for what to eat?"
"the world is going to hell in a handbasket"
"They say by the time I'm out of HS home loan rates will be through the roof. Even a mobile home will be almost un-achievable on local pay around here."
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"say Mercy!"
ugh!
"say Mercy!"
ugh!
"say Mercy!"
that hurt!
"say Mercy!"
"ok, ok, ok, mercy"
.......
"Say Mercy!"
mercy.
OWWWW!
"you gave up too quickly. don't give in without a fight"
little red riding hood
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me: immense 8cyl engine out of car one driveway complete in half - never seen anything like it - i repair lawmower at best this huge jobs is out of my league - i look in awe
"damn it!!! a bent value. 'a valve does XYX'. i don't think they make it anymore for engines this old. i should have checked before doing all this work i'm so pissed."
"look never mind get outta here i've got allot to do"
me: "ok"
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OWWWWWW!
me: "what was that for??"
"your sister told me you said XYZ to her"
me: "??!!! but..."
"that's not how this works"
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"asians stink"
i'd would say the rest of what went with that, but i can't
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^^ anything the "other neighborhood" i really don't want to say or recall (i was lucky to have good neighbors)
Nobody guy who grew up like me didn't object to THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA
FACT: FFU has citation on post showing Fx Co Library paid $$$$$$$$$ for website and for at least a decade kept displaying the same book as "best book in fx library". ASIAN FEMALE SPY GETS RICH book. that is not a joke.
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Posted by:
4hy4j6
Date: March 03, 2026 09:02PM
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pussification
they didn't give kids like me a "safe space"
you have no damn idea what i could do with safety! use it to my advantage for something.
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Posted by:
456cff
Date: March 03, 2026 09:04PM
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pussification. don't remember anything for tests.
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Posted by:
45gy4
Date: March 03, 2026 09:07PM
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pussy PHONE HOLDER
parents don't know why their kids keep coming home without phone and are past the "Apple lost stolen or damaged" limit
same reason why phones at courthouses end up stolen. nigger.
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Posted by:
4gyh4j
Date: March 03, 2026 09:08PM
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meanwhile - Jr's dad has taught him how to post viral media how to destroy phones "as a joke" - very funny since they are made in asia and americans can be so easily fooled
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Posted by:
g45h
Date: March 03, 2026 09:09PM
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So let me get this straight. If I get normal and go to class I can put my phone in the holder?
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Posted by:
g54yh5
Date: March 03, 2026 09:12PM
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"safe space", OBAMASCHOOL, where niggers go after they've stolen something to avoid being searched
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Posted by:
545jh54j
Date: March 03, 2026 09:28PM
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PHONE CASES PROTECT PHONES and your and ugly bitch if you don't have an expensive one. they're lying shits it hardly protects the phone.
How easy it is for a corrupt adult to tell a kid they don't know about missing phone the box is emtpy.
WHAT GIRLS AREN'T ALLOWED TO BRING TO CLASS - SOMETHING THAT'S CLASSY THAT WOULD PROTECT HER PHONE from stealing teachers
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Posted by:
gy45hj
Date: March 03, 2026 09:30PM
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Can't find your phone Sally? Well your white - your certainly not going to be accusing any non-white staff of removing your phone. Do you understand ME??? We have police here.
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Posted by:
4rgy54h
Date: March 03, 2026 09:54PM
Thieving Teacher Caught on Cellphone Stealing from ...
CBS News
https://www.cbsnews.com
› Crime
May 3, 2010 — Police say caught-on-tape was 49-year-old Steven Simmons, a phys ed teacher, who's now accused of swiping cash from "cell phone classroom pockets" at the school
I HAVE EYES BEHIND MY HEAD - I DON'T NEED TO LOOK TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE BUYING ASIAN POCKETS AND "grooming kids that gov workers can be trusted with their possessions and personal data". for multiple reasons ALL WHICH ARE CRIMINAL in nature
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Posted by:
yht6j
Date: March 03, 2026 10:11PM
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North Valley teacher suspected of stealing from students
ABC30 Fresno
https://abc30.com
› archive
Feb 16, 2013 — A North Valley teacher is accused of stealing from her own students, and the alleged crime was caught on video.
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Posted by:
gty54
Date: March 03, 2026 10:12PM
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Top 5 TEACHERS THAT GOT CAUGHT STEALING!
YouTube · Top5Central
199.1K+ views · 8 years ago
Today we're looking at the top five teachers that got caught stealing on camera.
YEA BUT SUCCESSFUL TEACHER THEFTS are always recorded as "lost and missing"
never recorded as theft or student theft. quite simply: google lies
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Posted by:
gt45hy
Date: March 03, 2026 10:17PM
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Your kids must bring a phone for learning, but cannot have a phone, and now "kinda required to buy Yondr pouch", WHICH IS A CHINESE PONZAI SCHEME where stink asians hack school code, with viruses, and as a result kids are forced to spend their future savings on A CHINESE SCAM
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Posted by:
4r5g4y5y
Date: March 03, 2026 10:18PM
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Lost phone in classroom with black case and silver stand
Facebook · Twist & Shout Balloon Convention
1 comment · 4 days ago
My exchange student, Gabriel's cell phone went missing from Senator Gershaw School 2 days ago. He was using it to translate his school work ...
SURE SURE. ENGLISH AS 2ND LANGUAGE. GETS TRANSLATION WITH ANSWERS ON TESTS. SURE.
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Posted by:
tfgr5h
Date: March 04, 2026 01:58AM
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me: whine about something that went wrong
"I didn't see anyone twisting your arm."
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"I TOLD YOU LAST TIME don't close the grill lid to make it light faster. You don't know what they fuck your doing**" (a little trump editing)
me: "uhg. ok ok. i won't."
(** you don't know if the gas is working right)
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"What are you doing with that"
me "? what ?"
"that gas can is dangerous. they can explode in the summer if you don't lid it correctly your too young to be using it. stop using that"
me: "explode without ignition? no."
"no i mean it can't hold pressure leaks gas everywhere in garage. don't use it"
me: "? i just got it i can't use it ?. i have mix fuel in the other can"
(i had newly found it, i was of course to young to have bought it)
^^ the earlier cheaper ones did not have a safety pip. just the tin lid.
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me: "i have to help help you? why is that?"
"because i helped you fix the mower last week you would have never fixed it without me. come on let's get going i don't have all day"
"get your ass moving: i don't have all day"
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i've omitted most of the death threats - since they weren't as good for web posting and not as easy to put in context - or any more telling expressions of a personal nature
"Do you want to live to see tomorrow? Then do it."
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"ok. take the lighbulb out"
me: "what? it's still searing hot"
"don't be a pussy"
me: "ill go get an oven mitten"
"Ah! no you don't. FIGURE IT OUT. take the bulb out NOW."
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"figure it out"
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me: "i can't figure out how to fix this"
"figure it out !!!"
me: "..............."
"uhhh! ok ok i'll tell you how ONLY ONCE"
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"Oh my God! Don't tell me your watching Sesamee Street."
me: "what? i was just toasting a sandwich in the kitchen"
"ok. good."
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me: "how are you going to know?"
"V=IR"
me: "how do i use it?"
"give me the solder! let me get this done then i'll tell you how to use it later"
(very fair - had they answered all my questions they'd have died waiting)
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me: "....... history lesson ........"
"your substitute is a woman from California? don't listen to anything she says - they're crazy pacifists out there with all kinds of strange ideas"
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"I told you liberalism would end the world. Look at this!"
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me: "......................"
"elections aren't about issues they are about MONEY. they vote for who is giving them their raises"
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"found you a job. come with me your going to work at ___________"
me: "what? am i old enough?"
"i know the manager"
me: "i have to tell my dad first don't i?"
"no you don't. come on."
(it turned out ok - but fx co public schools would later get involved and .... no that's not going to be part of THIS story - never mind)
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> "i TOLD you that last week. why don't you ever
> LISTEN!!"
me: "i listen. i thought i did that and then i decided ......"
"uh! never mind never mind."
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(me: fair to say the boys next door partly raised me. dad - with all the traffic and having to do all his own home repair when he got home didn't have the time he would hope for and when he did he didn't needed to relax, "sorry, no time" i heard at least a few time. but the post isn't about things fathers said.)
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"because your dad said your alone to check up on you"
me: "what? your going back home?"
"i have homework. and if you doing anything stupid i'm going beat the living hell out of you"
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oh i forgot about that!
me: "rabbit ears and going on the roof sucks. why don't they just run cables to the homes so we don't need them"
"are you crazy do you know how much that would cost?"
(i had already seen it in a home somewhere else in fairfax, not really realizing what it was, and had forgotten. i didn't know enough to tell him i'd already seen it. so not my idea that time)
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"get up there and get the leaves out. dont you dare make your dad do it."
me: "ok ok. lemme get footing"
"dont fall off the roof i don't want to scrape you off the driveway. and don't break any of the tiles"
"no don't stand like that - you have to crouch"
me: "where's the ladder?"
"i ALREADY put it away. you don't need the ladder you can jump down"
me: "no that's too far get the ladder"
"ON THE OTHER SIDE IDIOT. you can make it. deck isn't as far from the ground"
me "uhhhh"
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"don't do that"
me: "that's how i was told to do it"
"By WHO? Your mom?"
me: "yea..."
"figures. Don't do it that way trust me."
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(some other old boy - let's call him a good 'ol boy. not very good at reasoning but you never knew when he knew allot and would surprise you)
"whatr'ya doing?"
me: "painting the house what does it look like"
"i'll hold the ladder"
me: "no don't hold the latter thanks!"
"where's your sunglasses?"
me: "what? why would i need sunglasses? the sun is at my back"
"i know people who paint. you need sunglasses"
me: "ok i'll try some tomorrow"
"alright don't listen. you'll be sorry. tried to tell you."
"when are you going to be done?"
me: "pretty soon i don't have enough light left especially after talking"
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frisbee - the cause of 1/2 of the roof related injuries of minors
me: "ok, I just put on new brakes"
"Oh thanks for telling me. Here let me look at them before I kill myself."
"They're on backwards"
me: "seem to work"
"the arrows point the OTHER WAY. you can fix it later i'm in a hurry"
me: "Owwww that hurts!"
older boy: "just a few more pumps"