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Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: nobody U know 101710o ()
Date: February 22, 2026 05:45PM

So I'm like 10 feet away in the kitchen and sister breaks a nail and all of the sudden goes drama - like opening a peanutbutter jar.

"You closed this jar didn't you! I just broke nails on it I've been tryign to build up this nail for a MONTH!"

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: hr5jk ()
Date: February 22, 2026 05:50PM

she: "I need a bandaid! I need a bandaid!"

me: "i don't see any blood. why do you always use bandaids up they cost a fortune"

her: "SNARLS"

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: gyh45rtj ()
Date: February 22, 2026 05:51PM

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: t5jk ()
Date: February 22, 2026 06:14PM

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Well at least I broke her sudden humiliation drama streak and turned it into a health anger.


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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: h4jh5 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 06:23PM

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: g45rhj ()
Date: February 22, 2026 06:25PM

she would let me know she could still beat me up when i was already twice her size, but you know, sisters

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: hr54j ()
Date: February 22, 2026 06:26PM

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yea that sounds about right

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Date: February 22, 2026 06:31PM

tell your sister next time she could just ask you to open it up instead of whining about it

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: ykt6, ()
Date: February 22, 2026 06:37PM

me: getting hit in the back seat not saying anything but don't want trouble but finally forced to hit back

her: "ouch!!!"

dad who driving: "I told you never to lift a hand to women!"

me to myslef (i know he has sisters i'm not sure on what planet they were all on)

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: ymkh ()
Date: February 22, 2026 06:56PM

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her later that day: "like i said, your a punching bag"

me: "phhhh. your a girl you can't punch hard enough to hurt me"

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: hyjty ()
Date: February 22, 2026 07:09PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> tell your sister next time she could just ask you
> to open it up instead of whining about it

obviously clueless - perhaps a monk who's never come in contact with women

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Date: February 22, 2026 07:17PM

do you know how many times in my life a woman has asked me to open a jar for her?

perhaps om clueless for taking your side in this matter but that's about it big dog

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: hb4rt5 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 10:31PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> do you know how many times in my life a woman has
> asked me to open a jar for her?
>
> perhaps om clueless for taking your side in this
> matter but that's about it big dog

your just a fucking stink asian trying to create hate. i would deport you in a second flat.

anyone knows a woman pissed off about breaking a nail who's accusing you and has already opened a jar while breaking a nail doesn't want you to open a jar that's already open

since when do you politely ask a pissed off woman if she wants what she already demanded?

fuck off asian

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: g54h543 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 10:36PM

(as IF after going hysteric about breaking a nail she was really waiting for the jar to open itself. as IF)

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: gy4trh ()
Date: February 22, 2026 10:40PM

(a lesson in mechanics for stupid stink asians: it's not in applying pressure to a stuck lid that you get injured. it is when it DOES break free and the pressure applied is more than you can control. but the STINK ASIAN knows that and knows there was no discussion about whether the lid was still close - he's just posting hate media)

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: ghh45 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 10:44PM

(another point of our STINK ASIAN MEDIA HATE CREATOR is we all know sis doesn't not want to run around the house yelling to find me to open lids. she wants the lid on RIGHT meaning right for HER)

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: i,l.;87 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 10:46PM

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we all know sis doesn't not want to run around the house yelling to find me to open lids. she wants the lid on RIGHT meaning right for HER

i was guilty as charged i was putting lids on. i had no idea however anyone was having problems getting them off

it was just a coincidence i found out that way at that time

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: gh4h5 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 10:51PM

and here's something to further deport our stink asian

someone - never asked who - had been putting things in the cabinet without screwing the lids so that the lid would fall of when grabbed - had been doing it months - and i had already inquired at least one person who had been doing it


real families are complicated not, vanilla from batswana

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: lp89; ()
Date: February 22, 2026 11:02PM

so this is great - fake lidding from "libby the lidder" i will call (whoever)

i grab a jar of staining color real grape jelly wearing a white swear or some shit

the lid comes off as it take it, i get jelly all over my hand because it slips up where the lid should have been

the lid bounces out of the cabinet rolls off into the sink where i feel i have to steralize it before re-using it. and the cabinet also has jelly on it now.

and then also someone has smeared (food) all over the glass jar so also I have to wash my hands and jar after the lid

i can NOW use the jelly!

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: ghg5 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 11:04PM

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: gy45h5 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 11:10PM

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: gy45hy ()
Date: February 22, 2026 11:15PM

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experimenting with grape jelly saut'e, she makes a total mess, puts it back into the jar no longer hungry - and doesn't put the lid on

that's what i thought!!

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: j5k6 ()
Date: February 22, 2026 11:24PM

libby the lidder i bet that's who did it

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Date: February 23, 2026 01:48AM

"your just a fucking stink asian"

nuh uh, eye have a rather pleasant body odor and om frum the U,S of A

"trying to create hate."

how Sway?

"i would deport you in a second flat."

you're off your rocker

"anyone knows a woman pissed off about breaking a nail who's accusing you and has already opened a jar while breaking a nail doesn't want you to open a jar that's already open"

well, eye think if we were contestants on Family Fued, most people reading your original post would think that her having complications frum opening a jar would indicate that she felt it was screwed too tight...so to shut her up, just tell her next time just hand me the jar if you are having issues and it doesn't unscrew easily...so her next jar related injury you already warned her before hand....

"since when do you politely ask a pissed off woman if she wants what she already demanded?"

hey, eye resent that, eye never said you had to politely ask her shit

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Date: February 23, 2026 01:48AM

shout out to libby the libtard

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: ghh54 ()
Date: February 23, 2026 02:04AM

you're off your rocker

YOUR TAFIFF'ED FOR A REASON - SICK OF YOUR CRAP

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: gh435h54 ()
Date: February 23, 2026 02:05AM

well, eye think if we were contestants on Family Fued, most people reading your original post would think that her having complications frum opening a jar would indicate that she felt it was screwed too tight...so to shut her up, just tell her next time just hand me the jar if you are having issues and it doesn't unscrew easily...so her next jar related injury you already warned her before hand....


YOUR PSYCHOPATH BULLSHIT ISN'T MY PROBLEM

THE ARTICLE DID NOT SAY IF THE LID WAS OFF OR IF IT WAS LATER REMOVED

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Date: February 23, 2026 02:28AM

your original post was short and said " "You closed this jar didn't you! I just broke nails on it I've been tryign to build up this nail for a MONTH!"

and then a cat saying you are mad at me for nothing and it was a really good post,

a lot of people reading that would figure that she was having problems opening the jar, otherwise, why the nail injury?

dealing with women, if you can warn them before hand of something, then you don't have to have listen to them whine about it when it happens

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: hyu5rjk ()
Date: February 23, 2026 02:43PM

tell your sister next time she could just ask you to open it up instead of whining about it

NO - YOU SUGGESTED APPROACHING A WOMAN IN HUMULIATION SHOCK AND ANGER AND THEN

"telling her she's an idiot and stop whining she's worthless"

THAT WOULD BE PROMPITING MURDEROUS ATTITUDES

YOU TRIED TO THEN SLYLY SAY IT WASN'T

you then double down on creating murderous situations, like a nigger, with "eye never said you had to politely ask her shit" how Sway?

while backward suggesting jar opening was a female route for indicatiting open-ness incest - like a stink asian nigger


NO I WAS COMPLETELY RIGHT - YOUR A FUCKING WORM AND SHOULD BE DEPORTED

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Date: February 23, 2026 03:09PM

"NO - YOU SUGGESTED APPROACHING A WOMAN IN HUMULIATION SHOCK AND ANGER AND THEN"

no, eye didn't, pure fabrication on your part...this is the good thing about message board conversations, we have a record of whut was said...

eye was in fact speaking the truth, eye never did tell you to be polite to her but eye never told you to not be polite to her either...

opening a jar shouldn't be a murderous situation, should it?

you remind me of Will Smith, except his abuser is his wife....don't get mad at me, get mad at the lady who is mad at you for no reason....

om not on J.P. Morgenthau's level so om not going to continue to argue about your sister's broken nail and you are repeating the same baseless allegations just like our forum e-stalkers do, so, owl leave you alone...

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Re: Being a Brother when your sister Breaks a Finger Nail
Posted by: Mahdi should die ()
Date: February 23, 2026 03:48PM

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