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Do any body out their know how to get bubble gum out of dick hairs?
Posted by: LaTeresa Jackson ()
Date: April 17, 2025 12:31PM

It was a accident but DaQuan mad as a motherfucker i got chewing gum in his groinal area tryna suck that nigga dick watching the basketball game. Shit got errywhere. Its run down the shaft its on that nigga balls and that shit stuck like a motherfucker. He told me if i do not get that shit off he gonna flip me over and hit me in the shitter. Last tine that nigga did that i aint shit right for a month and erry tine i sneezeded i shit myself. Its too much pollen out their right now for this shit i am out of fresh drawers please help a bitcch i do not want to shit myself up in church again.

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Re: Do any body out their know how to get bubble gum out of dick hairs?
Posted by: Advisor Alfred ()
Date: April 17, 2025 01:52PM

Just shoot the motherfucker, And let the undertaker worry about cleaning up his groin area.

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Re: Do any body out their know how to get bubble gum out of dick hairs?
Posted by: … ()
Date: December 27, 2025 04:46PM

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Re: Do any body out their know how to get bubble gum out of dick hairs?
Posted by: U a lyin ho ()
Date: December 27, 2025 05:24PM

Gum doesn't run, u a lyin ho

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