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Malia Obama
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:00PM

When is her prom?

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Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Nutty_Buddy ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:04PM

You're way, WAY too old for her, Nutty. You could be her grandpa.
lol

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:05PM

I saw that! Darnell Dockett from the Cardinals posted that.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:08PM

Excuse me, I misquoted him...

It was "When her prom?"


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Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM


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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:14PM

Does the big ass make up for the mustache?

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:41PM

A daughter grows up looking like their mothers or looking like the tree they fell from, beware of today and tomorrow.

Never Run Out of Ammo

Guns Don't Kill People. People Kill People

Them or You

The two most important days in your life are the day your were born and and the day you find out why

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:45PM

Will definitely turn into Michelle but some young buck is going to tear that shit up.
Nip

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: WRECTUM WRECKA ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:45PM

Damn dat a phat ass.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Plan B ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:56PM

Good God, she already has Moochelles big ass.

Poor girl is doomed at 16.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 02, 2014 04:58PM

Plan B Wrote:
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> Good God, she already has Moochelles big ass.
>
> Poor girl is doomed at 16.


I wonder if she follows her parents' beliefs, or will lose her virginity to a white guy to rebel against daddy.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 02, 2014 05:13PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> I wonder if she follows her parents' beliefs, or
> will lose her virginity to a white guy to rebel
> against daddy.



I thought the two daughters would turn into hardcore lesbians.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Dont Shoot, Let Me Riot ()
Date: December 02, 2014 05:55PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Plan B Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good God, she already has Moochelles big ass.
> >
> > Poor girl is doomed at 16.
>
>
> I wonder if she follows her parents' beliefs, or
> will lose her virginity to a white guy to rebel
> against daddy.

An illegal beaner would be more appropriate.

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Re: Malia Obama
Posted by: Lil' Lesbo ()
Date: December 02, 2014 07:17PM

She's a lil' lezzie.

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