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My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Pet Lover ()
Date: April 02, 2024 09:35AM

What should I do?

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: You want your dog to do it too? ()
Date: April 02, 2024 10:43AM

If that's what you want, dogs are very easy to train. But do you like this sort of thing?

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Cal commentary ()
Date: April 02, 2024 11:02AM

Just enjoy it, it’s the only pussy you are ever going to get.

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Petey Postalot ()
Date: April 02, 2024 02:20PM

You ever sniff it?

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Back to Reality ()
Date: April 02, 2024 03:13PM

Pet Lover Wrote:
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> What should I do?

Cats are very intuitive and yours knows you are a incel libtatd who will never have sex with another human being. You should kill yourself because even your cat knows the truth about your worthless existence

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Cats are very clean ()
Date: April 02, 2024 03:31PM

Use your tongue & pleasure it

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: low heat setting ()
Date: April 02, 2024 03:46PM

Ever put a cat in a dryer and turn it on? They love it.

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: When it's on your face... ()
Date: April 02, 2024 03:54PM

Does it smell like tuna?

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: ActuaI JP Morgenthau ()
Date: April 03, 2024 02:00AM

Are you thinking of having sex with an animal?

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Pet Lover ()
Date: April 03, 2024 09:39AM

Sickos.

I want to discourage this behavior without scaring the cat. It's that simple.

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Re: My cat likes to perch it's ass on my face when I'm laying in bed. My dog never does that.
Posted by: Stating the obvious ()
Date: April 03, 2024 12:30PM

Pet Lover Wrote:
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> Sickos.
>
> I want to discourage this behavior without scaring
> the cat. It's that simple.


All libtards are sick. Bestiality is the least of the perversions they practice. They shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.

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