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I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: Altar Boy 69 ()
Date: March 30, 2024 10:37AM

You would think that Father Feelmore and Deacon Peekin would know that I would not like to play hide the sausage on Easter weekend. You are supposed to play hide the eggs instead.

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: in the rectory ()
Date: March 30, 2024 01:38PM

Why is a altar boy similar to Jesus?


They both get nailed.

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: Decon Peekin? ()
Date: March 30, 2024 03:56PM

Don't get into the habit.

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: Rev Billy Bob ()
Date: March 30, 2024 04:31PM

My alter love to play suck the sausage

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: Father Mckee ()
Date: March 31, 2024 05:40AM

Altar Boy 69 Wrote:
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> You would think that Father Feelmore and Deacon
> Peekin would know that I would not like to play
> hide the sausage on Easter weekend. You are
> supposed to play hide the eggs instead.

Meet me in the rectory after mass my son. Together we can work this out.

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: Alter boy Bruce ()
Date: March 31, 2024 08:27AM

I just had lots of fun with Father Yankit and Father Suckit.

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: From Nantucket ()
Date: March 31, 2024 08:35AM

From Nantucket there came a young honey
On Easter she dressed as a bunny
To the manse she would go
Hopping to & fro
Until the deacon would give her some money

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Re: I told my Pastor that I was a faster and I can't get bent for Lent!
Posted by: I’ll have nun ()
Date: March 31, 2024 12:05PM

Sister Mary Sucksdik just gave me a holy fuck

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