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my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:14PM

My toothbrush smells like butt, I think someone's playing a cruel and sick joke on me.

This is war, you don't mess with something a man puts in his mouth.

Time to step this up a notch and get down and dirty. What can I do to get back at this fuck face?

Ideas?

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: Cum ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:15PM

Cum in food is always good

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: ur roomate ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:21PM

it was an accident man it fell in the loo and i tried washing it but i guess it didnt work well

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:23PM

You should tell him there's a huge spider in the room and when he comes in you stab him with a knife.

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: frisky is not gay ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:25PM

" when he comes in you stab " ROFL im going to try that move on my bf. 'cum in me' STABS!!

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:27PM

Makes a great way to scratch hemaroids when they itch

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:28PM

frisky is not gay Wrote:
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> " when he comes in you stab " ROFL im going to try
> that move on my bf. 'cum in me' STABS!!


Haha, I guess all this gay talk today is starting to effect me.

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: waaaaaaait ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:33PM

ur toothbrush smells like butt...


that'd make it a poopstick!!!!!


i found the culprit!! he is the bastard of the day!!! doing all kinds of naughty shit!! he needs to go sit on that santa's lap from eesh's explain this pic

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:40PM

The sad part is, i rinsed it with some mouth wash and used it.

Mouth wash has alcohol = alcohol kills germs

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:41PM

How many roomates do you have frisky?

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: ur roomate ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:41PM

nah bro i got the alch-free stuff...

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:42PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> How many roomates do you have frisky?


None, that's the strangest part!

JK, two.

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:57PM

Get him to Register on FFU and then out him

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: hey frisky ()
Date: December 19, 2011 09:59PM

ur mom and gma are not roomates

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 19, 2011 10:03PM

You have two room mates Frisky? Do you each have your own bed?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: December 19, 2011 10:03PM

Bunk beds?

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 19, 2011 10:16PM

Haha

yeah, three bedroom.

But, I do like the bunk bed idea. Could really get the rent per person down if we really pack the place.

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: Friskiedingo ()
Date: December 19, 2011 10:24PM

Bump frisky gayness

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 20, 2011 03:05AM

So I got a new toothbrush tonight, but I got a good idea..

Im gonna leave the old smelly one in the bathroom as a decoy and keep the new one in my room.

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 20, 2011 03:10AM

Ew. That is foul. I once put like 15 turkey slices in between my sisters mattress and box spring. That was nasty as fuck. Her room smelled like dead animals for months.

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 20, 2011 03:21AM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Ew. That is foul. I once put like 15 turkey slices
> in between my sisters mattress and box spring.
> That was nasty as fuck. Her room smelled like dead
> animals for months.


That is way funny, thanks for the suggestion.

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: aaaaaaaa ()
Date: December 20, 2011 12:44PM

Put a hidden camera in the bathroom to catch the culprit in the act using your old toothbrush. When you discover who it is, have "MisterSpookey" stab him in the neck. Or get some new roommates.

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: lol @ mr spookey ()
Date: December 20, 2011 12:49PM

lol wtf is mr spookey?

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 20, 2011 03:17PM

The suspect is gonna find a little something extra in his shampoo

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: December 20, 2011 03:29PM

you sure that's a war you want to start?

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: aaaaaaaa ()
Date: December 20, 2011 03:44PM

lol @ mr spookey Wrote:
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> lol wtf is mr spookey?


I think of MisterSpookey as your friendly neighborhood ffu neck-stabber. From the "Crosspointe Creeper" thread:

MisterSpookey Wrote:

> I watch every adult at BLP that appears to
> be alone. And if I think they're alone I will
> swoop right up next to them and say 'hahahaha
> these crazy kids, which one is yours?' and if they
> don't have one present, my tone changes and I
> would stab a mother fucker in his neck if I
> thought his intentions were trending towards the
> criminal tip against my kid or anyone's.
>
> Luckily, in America, as much as pedophiles have a
> right to stalk my kids I have the same rights to
> stab them in the neck if need be. I don't have to
> ask any questions, no pass go, no collect $200.
> God bless America.

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 20, 2011 04:13PM

jbalo Wrote:
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> you sure that's a war you want to start?


Im going with the "Samson Option" here. Massive retaliation that will most likely result in my own demise, along with my adversaries.

From the old testament.

How was Israel jbalo?

 

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: toothbrush vs ass ()
Date: April 28, 2023 03:36PM

Where is Frisky now?

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Re: my toothbrush smells like butt and it's pissing me off!
Posted by: silve ()
Date: January 31, 2024 08:28AM

toothbrush vs ass Wrote:
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> Where is Frisky now?

In prison.

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