Meade has given us some entertaining content this year. Here is one of my favorites. What are yours?


Meade started a thread on theapricity.

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?374575-My-computer-thinks-I-m-a-gay-because-I-looked-at-pictures-of-men

"My computer thinks I'm a gay because I looked at pictures of men
I noticed this recently. I keep getting ads for gay films and recommendations things on amazon like really fruity underwear that is for gays and stuff like that. Just because I look at pictures of men for comparison doesn't mean I want to have hairy man butt sex."


The whole thread is golden but this one post by the Meade man himself remains in the top ten of Meade's posts of all time.

his is still a Meade "top ten" post in a "top ten" thread

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?374575-My-computer-thinks-I-m-a-gay-because-I-looked-at-pictures-of-men&p=7749625&viewfull=1#post7749625

"I don't look at scantily clad men. I look at mostly male models to see how I fit in. It's something us handsome men do to keep up with the competition. I'm into looks maxing. Sean Opry was my field of study last week."

I remember looking up Sean Opry at the time. He was just some generic beefcake...Where Meade is forever spongecake

Certainly "Hair maxxing" and beauty tips from Meade. I fell out of my chair laughing when Meade started telling us about using HORSE SHAMPOO.

To follow that up, Meade then goes on to tell us about using vaseline. The only missing was uses for Vagisil.

Meade's Bueaty Salon Tips Wrote:
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> Certainly "Hair maxxing" and beauty tips from
> Meade. I fell out of my chair laughing when Meade
> started telling us about using HORSE SHAMPOO.
>
> To follow that up, Meade then goes on to tell us
> about using vaseline. The only missing was uses
> for Vagisil.


That was when Meade claimed his hair wasn't greasy.
Where does he think Petroleum Jelly comes from?


Another recent similar one was his revelation about
"low fat" cookies.

“ German cookies are low in fat BECAUSE they put in a lot of butter”.

We have to give a nomination to "Only have three desserts after dinner."

https://youtu.be/FjwrA7pIeNo?t=262

time stamped to Meade saying "German cookies are low in fat because they put a lot of butter".

Even when you think Meade could not be more dimwitted, he pulls something like this out of his rather ample ass.

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> https://youtu.be/FjwrA7pIeNo?t=262
>
> time stamped to Meade saying "German cookies are
> low in fat because they put a lot of butter".
>
> Even when you think Meade could not be more
> dimwitted, he pulls something like this out of
> his rather ample ass.

It's like Meade lives in some sort of alternate reality universe.

Meade saying women and men shouldn't be in the same swimming pool because a man might get too excited is another classic.

His solo Monument siege. Nothing he will ever do in the future, will ever top that event HOWEVER the question was for 2023, so I answer his spot imitation of a chinese man. Arguably the best imitation of an Asian by anyone. Includes" Peter Lorre, Charlie Chan guy, The guy who played a Jap on Gilligan Island, Jerry Lewis, and Tony Randall as Dr. Lo. Also the guy who played Fu Mancho.

Nothing compares to Wrote:
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> His solo Monument siege. Nothing he will ever do
> in the future, will ever top that event HOWEVER
> the question was for 2023, so I answer his spot
> imitation of a chinese man. Arguably the best
> imitation of an Asian by anyone. Includes" Peter
> Lorre, Charlie Chan guy, The guy who played a Jap
> on Gilligan Island, Jerry Lewis, and Tony Randall
> as Dr. Lo. Also the guy who played Fu Mancho.

All the guys who played Fu Manchu except Christopher Lee.

Why? It's Christopher Lee.

Meade's Bueaty Salon Tips Wrote:
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> Certainly "Hair maxxing" and beauty tips from
> Meade. I fell out of my chair laughing when Meade
> started telling us about using HORSE SHAMPOO.
>
> To follow that up, Meade then goes on to tell us
> about using vaseline. The only missing was uses
> for Vagisil.


that's not odd. people have been using horse shampoo for years, says it enhances the shine. Just google it before you past judgement. People have been using "Utter Ointment for cows" a strong glycerine. antiseptic and very good for human flesh.

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> Nothing compares to Wrote:
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> > His solo Monument siege. Nothing he will ever
> do
> > in the future, will ever top that event HOWEVER
> > the question was for 2023, so I answer his spot
> > imitation of a chinese man. Arguably the best
> > imitation of an Asian by anyone. Includes"
> Peter
> > Lorre, Charlie Chan guy, The guy who played a
> Jap
> > on Gilligan Island, Jerry Lewis, and Tony
> Randall
> > as Dr. Lo. Also the guy who played Fu Mancho.
>
> All the guys who played Fu Manchu except
> Christopher Lee.
>
> Why? It's Christopher Lee.


Skelton Kraggs, no relation to Meade, was an old English actor who played an Asian in the old movie "Blackbeard" or "Treasure Island?"

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> > Nothing compares to Wrote:
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> > > His solo Monument siege. Nothing he will
> ever
> > do
> > > in the future, will ever top that event
> HOWEVER
> > > the question was for 2023, so I answer his
> spot
> > > imitation of a chinese man. Arguably the
> best
> > > imitation of an Asian by anyone. Includes"
> > Peter
> > > Lorre, Charlie Chan guy, The guy who played a
> > Jap
> > > on Gilligan Island, Jerry Lewis, and Tony
> > Randall
> > > as Dr. Lo. Also the guy who played Fu
> Mancho.
> >
> > All the guys who played Fu Manchu except
> > Christopher Lee.
> >
> > Why? It's Christopher Lee.
>
>
> Skelton Kraggs, no relation to Meade, was an old
> English actor who played an Asian in the old movie
> "Blackbeard" or "Treasure Island?"


Meade passes really well for an Asian who is fat and gay. You get some of these more macho roles like Fu Manchu and Meade just doesn't cut it.




This brings up something for the thread.

Meade's entire "masculine" video is a laugh riot.

Watch the best moment here.

https://youtu.be/M5SGTvtZNK4?t=215

"Learn how to ride a Horsey".


It was said before, getting masculine tips from Meade SKelton is like getting feminine tips from Rosie O'Donnell.

Meade (screaming like a girl):
"mahdi! your weinie is stuck in my poopie chute! it's so tight! owwwwwww...!"

thousands use it Wrote:
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> Meade's Bueaty Salon Tips Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Certainly "Hair maxxing" and beauty tips from
> > Meade. I fell out of my chair laughing when
> Meade
> > started telling us about using HORSE SHAMPOO.
> >
> > To follow that up, Meade then goes on to tell
> us
> > about using vaseline. The only missing was
> uses
> > for Vagisil.
>
>
> that's not odd. people have been using horse
> shampoo for years, says it enhances the shine.
> Just google it before you past judgement. People
> have been using "Utter Ointment for cows" a strong
> glycerine. antiseptic and very good for human
> flesh.


Meade's greasy horrid hair is enough to avoid doing ANYTHING he recommends.

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> thousands use it Wrote:
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> > Meade's Bueaty Salon Tips Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Certainly "Hair maxxing" and beauty tips from
> > > Meade. I fell out of my chair laughing when
> > Meade
> > > started telling us about using HORSE SHAMPOO.
> > >
> > > To follow that up, Meade then goes on to tell
> > us
> > > about using vaseline. The only missing was
> > uses
> > > for Vagisil.
> >
> >
> > that's not odd. people have been using horse
> > shampoo for years, says it enhances the shine.
> > Just google it before you past judgement.
> People
> > have been using "Utter Ointment for cows" a
> strong
> > glycerine. antiseptic and very good for human
> > flesh.
>
>
> Meade's greasy horrid hair is enough to avoid
> doing ANYTHING he recommends.


His hair is awful. It looks like a wig. More precisely, it looks like he found a dead black haired dog in an oil soaked alley, skinned it and wore that as a toupee.

Don't believe me.

https://youtu.be/ujNhwRaFNFo


His hair really does look fake in this video.

Meade (screaming like a girl):
"mahdi! your weinie is stuck in my poopie chute! it's so tight! owwwwwww...!"

Just when you think he's down for the count, his testosterene level kicks in and he hits it out of the stadium for a grand slam. Like he did his Christmas Special last week

Meade (screaming like a girl):
"mahdi! your weinie is stuck in my poopie chute! it's so tight! owwwwwww...!"

How to be masculine video. That was some hilarious shit!

YOU GOT A RAGING CASE OF SYPHILIS