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It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: super seal ()
Date: December 25, 2021 05:36AM

If you are even looking at this forum on Christmas morning you must be a total piece of shit with no life.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Go make a PYBR ()
Date: December 25, 2021 05:39AM

I can't sleep so am posting

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Ckkcvkkv ()
Date: December 25, 2021 05:55AM

super seal Wrote:
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> If you are even looking at this forum on Christmas
> morning you must be a total piece of shit with no
> life.


You’re here

You’re posting

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Called out hard ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:02AM

Ckkcvkkv Wrote:
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> super seal Wrote:
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> > If you are even looking at this forum on
> Christmas
> > morning you must be a total piece of shit with
> no
> > life.
>
>
> You’re here
>
> You’re posting


Oh snap!

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: I'm Jewish ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:04AM

I don't celebrate Xmas. This is the season during which I get rich selling you overpriced crap to give to your kids

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: I'm Jewish ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:04AM

I don't celebrate Xmas. This is the season during which I get rich selling you overpriced crap to give to your kids

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Borat 2022 ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:12AM

I'm Jewish Wrote:
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> I don't celebrate Xmas. This is the season during
> which I get rich selling you overpriced crap to
> give to your kids
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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: .one question. ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:50AM

Is there a difference between 7 corners and Bailey's crossroads or are they the same place?

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: I wanted a number three ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:54AM

Why is McDonalds closed today yet Burger King is open?

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: McDonald's is christian ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:57AM

I wanted a number three Wrote:
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> Why is McDonalds closed today yet Burger King is
> open?


Burger King is run by the jews

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: .Jesus. ()
Date: December 25, 2021 07:12AM

McDonald's is christian Wrote:
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> I wanted a number three Wrote:
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> -----
> > Why is McDonalds closed today yet Burger King
> is
> > open?
>
>
> Burger King is run by the jews


You would think they would not sell bacon cheeseburgers then.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: snow show ()
Date: December 25, 2021 07:45AM

I just got done opening my "presents" Nothing but clothes and a shit-load of Amazon gift cards. The only decent gift I got was from my old weird uncle, he gave me a stocking filled with Jim Beam miniatures. Fuck it I am getting drunk right now!

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: white trash holiday ()
Date: December 25, 2021 10:26AM

snow show Wrote:
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> I just got done opening my "presents" Nothing but
> clothes and a shit-load of Amazon gift cards. The
> only decent gift I got was from my old weird
> uncle, he gave me a stocking filled with Jim Beam
> miniatures. Fuck it I am getting drunk right now!

Good idea. Start drinking now and by 6 pm you will be down on the front lawn getting cuffed by the police with a broken Marlboro light between your lips.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: nigga what? ()
Date: December 25, 2021 11:07AM

OP not only here looking, but starting threads on Christmas morning.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Duck! ()
Date: December 25, 2021 11:21AM

nigga what? Wrote:
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> OP not only here looking, but starting threads on
> Christmas morning.

That one went right over your head. Dumb-ass.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: time machine. ()
Date: December 25, 2021 11:59AM

Christmas morning is now over. You may resume posting.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Total loser ()
Date: December 25, 2021 01:09PM

LOLLL
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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: sad mental guy ()
Date: December 25, 2021 01:14PM

That's sad, those are pics of a man with mental problems.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: He's a criminal ()
Date: December 25, 2021 01:19PM

His mental problem is that he's a fucking loser and a criminal who needs to kill himself

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: 3UELJ ()
Date: December 25, 2021 01:25PM

I'm Jewish Wrote:
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> I don't celebrate Xmas. This is the season during
> which I get rich selling you overpriced crap to
> give to your kids


Yes you do celebrate Xmas EXACTLY B|C it makes you rich, Shlomo.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Reminder of Men ()
Date: December 25, 2021 01:30PM

Just a reminder ........


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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: EXXU6 ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:16PM

OK, now it's Xmas evening. Izzit OK 2 shitpost now? I went 2 midnight mass, then had brekkie with some fam. Early aft. 2 grandmother's house. Had Xmas dinner. Drank lotsa beer & whiskey.

Now, Im' druMk. Sozzit OK 2 shtipots ot fi me gost 2gitt moor drumk,,?

I sTiLL goT moor bEer & sume whisky2, bowt haffuh botel. Soif I gto2 git mora drumk, I kinn.

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: You'll shoot you eye out!!!!!! ()
Date: December 25, 2021 06:36PM

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: willma cuntitch ()
Date: December 25, 2023 06:18AM

q

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Anita Batch ()
Date: December 25, 2023 06:34AM

Looser Noodles

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: It’s here for u 24/7 365!!! ()
Date: December 25, 2023 06:38AM

I am a loser, it’s destiny that I have found this place

I thought I had found destiny in love a couple times, they never worked out

FFU has never let me down

I am a loser!

FFU is more powerful than love

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Re: It's Christmas morning. If you are posting here at this time you are a total loser.
Posted by: Uhhhh...no ()
Date: December 25, 2023 06:58AM

Meade (screaming like a girl):
"gregory! your weinie is stuck in my poopie chute! it's so tight! owwwwwww...!"
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