At night Meade should practice making change. Get a bunch of change, pennies, nickels, dimes etc...

Pick different menu item with prices and combine those to get different totals. Then practice making change from different size bills, like $10 and $20.

Meade should also practice handling credit cards and debt cards. Get the feel your hand and simulate swiping the cards.

Practice your delivery "How welcome to Chick-Fil-A, I am Meade, how can I be your servant today?

Also, practice asking to become a cashier.

"I'd like to try the cashier job again, I know I really fucked up a lot of orders that last time but I've been practicing and I think I can communicate with customers now."

when eye roll past Chic-Fil-A and look at the customers eating in there eye think to myself , "whut a bunch of idiots"

It's difficult for Meade. There are females in the same room and that might get Meade way too excited sexually. Meade might see some boobies.

Boner City Wrote:
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> It's difficult for Meade. There are females in
> the same room and that might get Meade way too
> excited sexually. Meade might see some boobies.


Meade sees boobies and gets a boner every time he looks in the mirror.
Meade doesn't get a boner because they are man boobies.
His gets a boner because they are his HIS boobies.

Meade's major turn ons are anything Meade.

Drooling Banjos... Wrote:
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> Boner City Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's difficult for Meade. There are females in
> > the same room and that might get Meade way too
> > excited sexually. Meade might see some
> boobies.
>
>
> Meade sees boobies and gets a boner every time he
> looks in the mirror.
> Meade doesn't get a boner because they are man
> boobies.
> His gets a boner because they are his HIS
> boobies.
>
> Meade's major turn ons are anything Meade.

Meade does not get boners. Meade knows that lust is a sin and he will have none of it. Meade is aware that thinking carnal thoughts is just as sinful as actually engaging in carnal acts. Thus Meade does not allow his mind to entertain any thoughts of a prurient nature.

Meade shouldn't be afraid to interact with customers. Meade should remember what he feels like when he is ordering from a cashier.

Now the math of making change could be difficult for Meade. I'd suggest Meade gets a bunch of different coins and practices making the exact change using different coin combinations.

noboners Wrote:
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> Drooling Banjos... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Boner City Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It's difficult for Meade. There are females
> in
> > > the same room and that might get Meade way
> too
> > > excited sexually. Meade might see some
> > boobies.
> >
> >
> > Meade sees boobies and gets a boner every time
> he
> > looks in the mirror.
> > Meade doesn't get a boner because they are man
> > boobies.
> > His gets a boner because they are his HIS
> > boobies.
> >
> > Meade's major turn ons are anything Meade.
>
> Meade does not get boners. Meade knows that lust
> is a sin and he will have none of it. Meade is
> aware that thinking carnal thoughts is just as
> sinful as actually engaging in carnal acts. Thus
> Meade does not allow his mind to entertain any
> thoughts of a prurient nature.

Meade saying he doesn't get boners is not the same thing as Meade not getting boners.

The thought is disgusting. No one in their right mind finds Meade exuding any sort of sexuality whatsoever. Unless you consider chubby chasers in their "right mind".

Practice Making Change First Wrote:
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> Meade shouldn't be afraid to interact with
> customers. Meade should remember what he feels
> like when he is ordering from a cashier.
>
> Now the math of making change could be difficult
> for Meade. I'd suggest Meade gets a bunch of
> different coins and practices making the exact
> change using different coin combinations.


The really confusing thing for Meade when it comes to making change is that an even number of dimes don't go into a quarter. "thirty cents is three dimes or a quarter and a nickel. What evil entity decided on making it so complex?"

Good point, Meade does need to understand that adding pennies or nickels will in crease the amount.

Three pennies will make a quarter now 28 cents.

Meade should seriously think of returning empty bottles and cans as a second income. It might not pay a lot, but it won't be long before he earns more at that than he has in his entire music career.

A new career Wrote:
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> Meade should seriously think of returning empty
> bottles and cans as a second income. It might not
> pay a lot, but it won't be long before he earns
> more at that than he has in his entire music
> career.

Cans and bottle collecting is a self starter and active type job. Meade would have to lift items and spend more than an hour a day doing actual work.

Maybe if they work Meade into the cashier position slowly. He could stand beside a real cashier for a week and just practice doing pennies.

The cashier would turn to Meade and say, "Ok we have a quarter, we need to get 26 cents. How many pennies should we add?"

"This is Meade Skelton with another Vee Log chat

I think I have finally found my true calling. I never thought I would get a career in high finance. But while returning empty bottles and coin mining the fountains around Richmond, God has shown me I have a knack for DAY TRADING!

Of course, it will be a bit before I can afford even a single share of stock, but God has never let me down before. Just look at my music career.

There is one economic issue I just can't resolve. How are two big nickels worth exactly as much as one itty bitty dime? Socialists must run the treasury department"

Penny Wise Wrote:
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> Maybe if they work Meade into the cashier position
> slowly. He could stand beside a real cashier for
> a week and just practice doing pennies.
>
> The cashier would turn to Meade and say, "Ok we
> have a quarter, we need to get 26 cents. How many
> pennies should we add?"

+1

Meade needs to start slow. Maybe have Meade get proficient at scooping the fries first to build his confidence.

Meade only has to change the theme of his "Sweet Tea" to something more sexy sounding. How sexy sounding is sweet tea really? Change the title to Sweet Tea and me Baby", rearrange the lyrics and tone and he;ll have something. No way in hell are they going to play that song anywhere like a gym or workout facility like he is banking on. They patrons would bitch like hell if the present sounding Sweet Tea went on the speakers. Might as well play gospel music.

Cashier would be a significant step down from the cow mascot. Typically a restaurant's marketing talent which includes costumed characters such as McDonald's Ronald McDonald, Dunkin Donuts Cuppy, The Burger King, and the Chick-Fil-A cow do not perform cashier duties nor cook food. Recall that Meade was previously the costumed mascot for Liberty Tax Service, yet he did not prepare taxes. Nor did Meade deliver or make pizzas for Little Caesars when he was the costumed mascot there. Meade should be putting together a national marketing campaign centered on his role as the "Singing Spokescow" that would increase Chick-Fil-A's sales and market share. In recognition he could be awarded an ownership share of the company.

Costumed Mascots Wrote:
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> Cashier would be a significant step down from the
> cow mascot. Typically a restaurant's marketing
> talent which includes costumed characters such as
> McDonald's Ronald McDonald, Dunkin Donuts Cuppy,
> The Burger King, and the Chick-Fil-A cow do not
> perform cashier duties nor cook food. Recall that
> Meade was previously the costumed mascot for
> Liberty Tax Service, yet he did not prepare taxes.
> Nor did Meade deliver or make pizzas for Little
> Caesars when he was the costumed mascot there.
> Meade should be putting together a national
> marketing campaign centered on his role as the
> "Singing Spokescow" that would increase
> Chick-Fil-A's sales and market share. In
> recognition he could be awarded an ownership share
> of the company.

Meade can't even work a cash register. Why would Chick-Fil-A have Meade doing their marketing.

A costume mascot is way below cashier or manager of a Chick-Fil-A. Any idiot can stand around in costume. A 12 year old can do the costume job.

Costumed Mascots Wrote:
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> Cashier would be a significant step down from the
> cow mascot. Typically a restaurant's marketing
> talent which includes costumed characters such as
> McDonald's Ronald McDonald, Dunkin Donuts Cuppy,
> The Burger King, and the Chick-Fil-A cow do not
> perform cashier duties nor cook food. Recall that
> Meade was previously the costumed mascot for
> Liberty Tax Service, yet he did not prepare taxes.
> Nor did Meade deliver or make pizzas for Little
> Caesars when he was the costumed mascot there.
> Meade should be putting together a national
> marketing campaign centered on his role as the
> "Singing Spokescow" that would increase
> Chick-Fil-A's sales and market share. In
> recognition he could be awarded an ownership share
> of the company.

You do know Meade is rarely the cow. He is more often the food runner and restroom cleaner.

Cashier is a step up from his current job.

Chick-fil-a cows are forbidden to speak. This includes singing and yodeling.

They don't want fem voices of the cows to scare the customers.
At the franchise Meade works at, it is known as "the Meade skelton rule".

Costumed Mascots Wrote:
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> Meade should be putting together a national
> marketing campaign centered on his role as the
> "Singing Spokescow" that would increase
> Chick-Fil-A's sales and market share. In
> recognition he could be awarded an ownership share
> of the company.


That might be a good idea for Chick-fil-a. Of course, they wouldn't hire middle aged Meade for the gig. They would hire someone younger with a fresher better voice. It would be a woman since cows are females. Meade's voice could pass for an aged dyke cow, but I can't imagine that would be the direction Chick-fil-a would go with it.

Where are you getting such nonsense ideas from? Meade does not clean restrooms nor does he deliver food. It's more than a little difficult to do either when wearing a cow costume. In fact none of the other restaurant mascots deliver food either.

Furthermore Meade would never deliver food in any capacity as he would be too tempted to snack on or consume it en route.

Is it that Meade can't do math? Is that why he can't operate a cash register?

Meade's voice is perfect for a singing cow. The way it breaks and changes pitch is very evocative of a middle-aged lesbian or spinster, akin to an old cow looking for its next milking.

Meade's quirky body movements and his rotund shape also lend themselves quite well to the role of dancing cow.

None of the other costumed mascots (Duncan Donuts, Burger King, Little Caesar, McDonald's, etc) work the register either. Willard never worked the till at McDonalds and he only posed with food in photos, pretending to serve it.

Leave the till to the pros Wrote:
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> None of the other costumed mascots (Duncan Donuts,
> Burger King, Little Caesar, McDonald's, etc) work
> the register either. Willard never worked the till
> at McDonalds and he only posed with food in
> photos, pretending to serve it.

The difference is those people were doing the mascot as something fun to do for the kids. Many didn't get paid.

Meade seem to think the costume job is some special deal. No, a homeless uneducated bumm could be the mascot. It's the lowest level job at any place.

I'd say in order for Meade to up the ladder from costume cow to a real job at Chick-Fil-A Meade needs to show that he can do that job.

perfect fit Wrote:
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> Meade's voice is perfect for a singing cow. The
> way it breaks and changes pitch is very evocative
> of a middle-aged lesbian or spinster, akin to an
> old cow looking for its next milking.
>
> Meade's quirky body movements and his rotund shape
> also lend themselves quite well to the role of
> dancing cow.


He also has the udders for it too!

Meade Moving up to Cash Register Wrote:
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> Leave the till to the pros Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > None of the other costumed mascots (Duncan
> Donuts,
> > Burger King, Little Caesar, McDonald's, etc)
> work
> > the register either. Willard never worked the
> till
> > at McDonalds and he only posed with food in
> > photos, pretending to serve it.
>
> The difference is those people were doing the
> mascot as something fun to do for the kids. Many
> didn't get paid.
>
> Meade seem to think the costume job is some
> special deal. No, a homeless uneducated bumm
> could be the mascot. It's the lowest level job at
> any place.
>
> I'd say in order for Meade to up the ladder from
> costume cow to a real job at Chick-Fil-A Meade
> needs to show that he can do that job.


Willard Scott certainly got paid for being McDonalds mascot Ronald McDonald. Meade has a steady income from government disability payments. He gets paid for being the cow also, although he is doing it mainly for fun and to expand his profile as an entertainer.

Meade has a continuously evolving and expanding career as an entertainer, in which he has already attained at least modest success if not more so. Meade's videos are so entertaining they are latched onto and promoted by other Youtube channels. Meade Skelton is known throughout the state and was immediately recognized when he staged his publicity stunt to "save the monuments". Meade is poised for worldwide success if he had a decent manager and coach to direct his unique talents.

Most important of all, Meade Skelton is the official mascot of Fairfax Underground.

Maybe Chick-Fil-A can send Meade someplace to teach him basic fast food skills so he can move into a position with a chance of advancement.

Meade FFXU Life Coaching Wrote:
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> At night Meade should practice making change. Get
> a bunch of change, pennies, nickels, dimes etc...
>
> Pick different menu item with prices and combine
> those to get different totals. Then practice
> making change from different size bills, like $10
> and $20.
>
> Meade should also practice handling credit cards
> and debt cards. Get the feel your hand and
> simulate swiping the cards.
>
> Practice your delivery "How welcome to
> Chick-Fil-A, I am Meade, how can I be your servant
> today?


Remember if there is a special announce it to the customer. Try to use imagination to reduce the customers cost. example "I can give you a large fry with that just charge you a regular meal price". Customers like to save money. Announce any charity sponsorships the company has an if the customer would like to donate, make sure he or she gets the "free reg fries voucher" for donation. A lot on his plate to remember, but many have faith Meade can pull it off.

Meade Moving up to Cash Register Wrote:
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>
> Meade seem to think the costume job is some
> special deal. No, a homeless uneducated bumm
> could be the mascot. It's the lowest level job at
> any place.
>


Have some faith in Meade. Once his father dies, Meade will be a homeless uneducated bumm.

Get at 1.5-2 inch hole drill, head to to chik fa lay restroom, drill hole in one of the shitter stalls…GET PAAAAAAID

Chick-Fil-A School Wrote:
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> Maybe Chick-Fil-A can send Meade someplace to
> teach him basic fast food skills

Performing mascots like Mead need skills like dancing, composing ad jingles, and coming up with marketing ideas to highlight his skills as a singing/dancing spokescow. Meade's fast food skills involve eating the food. Perhaps Meade could capitalize on his prodigious eating capacity and propose a series of commercials which feature him eating chicken sandwiches while rubbing his ample tummy, dancing around, and mooing/yodeling contentedly.

If Youtube started running Chick-Fil-A ads featuring the entertainment sensation Meade Skelton their revenues would skyrocket.

Meade is a Gold Mine Wrote:
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> Performing mascots like Mead need skills like
> dancing, composing ad jingles, and coming up with
> marketing ideas to highlight his skills as a
> singing/dancing spokescow. Meade's fast food
> skills involve eating the food. Perhaps Meade
> could capitalize on his prodigious eating capacity
> and propose a series of commercials which feature
> him eating chicken sandwiches while rubbing his
> ample tummy, dancing around, and mooing/yodeling
> contentedly.
>
> If Youtube started running Chick-Fil-A ads
> featuring the entertainment sensation Meade
> Skelton their revenues would skyrocket.

Meade is already an Internet sensation. The additional publicity from appearing in Youtube ads as the Chick-Fil-A spokescow would send his career off the charts and greatly benefit Chick-Fil-A's bottom line as fans lined up to purchase food endorsed by the great man/cow himself -- Meade obviously knows more than a thing or two about food.

in the face, but the reality is Meade has to help himself. Can't help someone who does not want to be helped. This means getting up early in the morning on a cold frosty day and running a few miles, proper eating habits, self realization, stop the feeling sorry for himself, volunteer for things like working in a Soup Kitchen, even if he sang there it is a good thing. Meade was spoiled at an early age and all his bad traits have become habits. Habits are hard to break but not impossible.

Youtube Ads Wrote:
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> Meade is already an Internet sensation. The
> additional publicity from appearing in Youtube ads
> as the Chick-Fil-A spokescow would send his career
> off the charts and greatly benefit Chick-Fil-A's
> bottom line as fans lined up to purchase food
> endorsed by the great man/cow himself -- Meade
> obviously knows more than a thing or two about
> food.


Some of the shit Meade posts is just too!

I just spit out my beer laughing at this one- "Meade is already an Internet sensation." I might need a new keyboard now.

That's some funny shit!

we can talk till blue Wrote:
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> in the face, but the reality is Meade has to help
> himself. Can't help someone who does not want to
> be helped. This means getting up early in the
> morning on a cold frosty day and running a few
> miles, proper eating habits, self realization,
> stop the feeling sorry for himself, volunteer for
> things like working in a Soup Kitchen, even if he
> sang there it is a good thing. Meade was spoiled
> at an early age and all his bad traits have become
> habits. Habits are hard to break but not
> impossible.

Meade's self-pity is just part of his schtick; a crying breakdown in one of his videos is always sure to ensure its success and popularity. His health is another matter There are plenty of fat even obese entertainers but it's not healthy in the long term. Fellow fatties John Candy and Rodney Dangerfield are both dead and the world can't afford to lose Meade Skelton too. Meade would be well advised to get back into running and weightlifting and adjust his diet. The cooking segments in which Meade prepares such vile unhealthy concoctions like Rin-Tin-Tummy are hilarious, but one minor adjustment could improve the both cooking segments and Meade's health: Rather than ingest the fatty carb-laden glop himself, Meade should give it to the homeless and video their reactions. Such disposal method would leverage the inevitable revulsion of the homeless and hungry population to increase the hilarity of the video, rather than increase Meade's own waistline.

Meade could really benefit from a trusted coach and manager. Meade needs guidance and encouragement to play to his strengths. In addition to the cooking segments, Meade's audiences love his goofy facial expressions, wacky religious and political rants, and tearful emotional breakdowns. Meade's fame increases when he does more of the Chinese Thing and less singing. Songs like "Black Lives Splatter" are great, and his putative music career provides a great springboard to his funny critiques of actual real musicians and some great moments shedding faux tears of self-pity. An entire show with nothing but music will flop, whereas one or two off-key songs interspersed with funny faces and kooky monologue make for a popular video. That's the winning formula for Meade.

Internet Sensation Wrote:
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> "Meade is already an Internet sensation."

Yes our own Meade Skelton is an Internet Sensation. That was undeniably illustrated when Meade did his famous flag-waving "charge to save the monuments" publicity stunt. He was immediately recognized by parties on the ground by name and became a hero for standing up against two shirtless militant black thugs. Fans waved and cheered as Meade dramatically departed the scene in tears.

The Distorted View podcast regularly follows the Meade shows and devotes considerable airtime to covering Meade. The hosts have admitted that their episodes featuring Meade Skelton are the most popular podcasts with their own audiences.

Long before his fame on the Distorted View, Meade Skelton became the official mascot of Fairfax Underground, and today he is the most popular character, exceeding the attention devoted to the entire peeshlizmizmeg cohort all combined. Fairfax Underground is a site famous around the world, and Meade Skelton is its most prolific and popular character.

Internet Sensation Meade Skelton Wrote:
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That was undeniably illustrated when
> Meade did his famous flag-waving "charge to save
> the monuments" publicity stunt.

This is just priceless laughs.

More like crying like an old woman before a black guy stepped in to save ass.

I had to stop reading Meade last post halfway because I couldn't stop laughing.

Here a good one from Meade - " Fairfax Underground is a site famous around the world"

Enjoy the Meade Laughs Wrote:
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> I had to stop reading Meade last post halfway
> because I couldn't stop laughing.
>
> Here a good one from Meade - " Fairfax Underground
> is a site famous around the world"


FFXU was mentioned on an video of Danger Dolan. Danger Dolan was a thing once.
It had nothing to do with Meade. It was on internet trolls during the Eesh/Miz fiasco.

Meade FFXU Life Coaching Wrote:
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> At night Meade should practice making change. Get
> a bunch of change, pennies, nickels, dimes etc...
>
> Pick different menu item with prices and combine
> those to get different totals. Then practice
> making change from different size bills, like $10
> and $20.
>
> Meade should also practice handling credit cards
> and debt cards. Get the feel your hand and
> simulate swiping the cards.
>
> Practice your delivery "How welcome to
> Chick-Fil-A, I am Meade, how can I be your servant
> today?


Poor Meade! so young with so much responsibility. reminds me of those young ones working in coal mines and factories back in the day when democrats rule Tammany Hall and the White House and the entire foresaken South of Mason Dixon

Meade is nothing more than a minor internet lolcow. He makes music nobody really likes and truly believes no one recognizes his genius. This is funny on its own. Add in some of his other "quirks" and we have a constant source of comedy gold. All the internet attention he gets is from people who want to laugh at him. Look where this kind of attention has gotten Chris Chan.

If we really want to help Meade, we should encourage him to get himself off the internet and focus on gaining salable skills where he is not the center of attention.

If he wants to stay on the internet. He can always follow down Amberlynn's and Nikado's ample footsteps and go all in on Mukbanging.

He doesn't even have to go far to start,

https://youtu.be/QOIYY810mpA

Enjoy the Meade Laughs Wrote:
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> " Fairfax Underground is a site famous around the world"

Yep. Often compared to 4chan and a "cesspool", local/national/worldwide media have covered Fairfax Underground stories numerous times. The WSHS Sex Scandal made the national network TV news, and other prominent FFXU stories have been repeated on sites around the world. The Miz v. Eesh case was written up in journals and taught in law schools nationally and internationally. A quick search on LexisNexis returns stories that have drawn major attention across the country, the UK, Australia, etc.:

Fairfax County grades dump
West Springfield High School Sex Scandal
Death of Nicole Mittendorf
Miz ill-fated lawlsuit
Ashley Madison membership list dump

The biggest fame may be yet to come. Although years ago the site was moderated and illegal/malicious/offending content was often removed, for the past several years there has been no moderation. Literally anything can be anonymously posted with total impunity and allowed to remain forever. That makes the site a poster child for a test case to repeal Section 230.

Quote

In the United States, companies that offer web hosting services are shielded from liability for most
content that customers or malicious users place on the websites they host. Section 230 of the
Communications Decency Act, 47 U.S.C. § 230 ("Section 230"). protects hosting providers from
liability for content placed on these websites by their customers or other parties. The statute states
that "[n]o provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or
speaker of any information provided by another information content provider."

Anyone advocating for repeal of Section 230 would merely need to cite a few strategic "example" posts here to support a court test case. That could upend Internet freedom as we know it in the US.

Let's be part of the solution. Wrote:
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> Enjoy the Meade Laughs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had to stop reading Meade last post halfway
> > because I couldn't stop laughing.
> >
> > Here a good one from Meade - " Fairfax
> Underground
> > is a site famous around the world"
>
>
> FFXU was mentioned on an video of Danger Dolan.
> Danger Dolan was a thing once.
> It had nothing to do with Meade. It was on
> internet trolls during the Eesh/Miz fiasco.


Is that what made the fiasco so eventful? Lot of melodrama

Section 230 Repeal Test Case Wrote:
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> Enjoy the Meade Laughs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > " Fairfax Underground is a site famous around
> the world"
>
> Yep. Often compared to 4chan and a "cesspool",
> local/national/worldwide media have covered
> Fairfax Underground stories numerous times. The
> WSHS Sex Scandal made the national network TV
> news, and other prominent FFXU stories have been
> repeated on sites around the world. The Miz v.
> Eesh case was written up in journals and taught in
> law schools nationally and internationally. A
> quick search on LexisNexis returns stories that
> have drawn major attention across the country, the
> UK, Australia, etc.:
>
> Fairfax County grades dump
> West Springfield High School Sex Scandal
> Death of Nicole Mittendorf
> Miz ill-fated lawlsuit
> Ashley Madison membership list dump
>
> The biggest fame may be yet to come. Although
> years ago the site was moderated and
> illegal/malicious/offending content was often
> removed, for the past several years there has been
> no moderation. Literally anything can be
> anonymously posted with total impunity and allowed
> to remain forever. That makes the site a poster
> child for a test case to repeal Section 230.
>

Quote

In the United States, companies that offer
> web hosting services are shielded from liability
> for most
> content that customers or malicious users place on
> the websites they host. Section 230 of the
> Communications Decency Act, 47 U.S.C. § 230
> ("Section 230"). protects hosting providers from
> liability for content placed on these websites by
> their customers or other parties. The statute
> states
> that "[n]o provider or user of an interactive
> computer service shall be treated as the publisher
> or
> speaker of any information provided by another
> information content provider."

> Anyone advocating for repeal of Section 230 would
> merely need to cite a few strategic "example"
> posts here to support a court test case. That
> could upend Internet freedom as we know it in the
> US.


Did miz or eesh actually make any money out of this suit? I mean this isn't Russia where they just give you a medal, in this country it is always and always be, the dollar.

main question of it all remains Wrote:
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> Section 230 Repeal Test Case Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Enjoy the Meade Laughs Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > " Fairfax Underground is a site famous around
> > the world"
> >
> > Yep. Often compared to 4chan and a "cesspool",
> > local/national/worldwide media have covered
> > Fairfax Underground stories numerous times.
> The
> > WSHS Sex Scandal made the national network TV
> > news, and other prominent FFXU stories have
> been
> > repeated on sites around the world. The Miz v.
> > Eesh case was written up in journals and taught
> in
> > law schools nationally and internationally. A
> > quick search on LexisNexis returns stories that
> > have drawn major attention across the country,
> the
> > UK, Australia, etc.:
> >
> > Fairfax County grades dump
> > West Springfield High School Sex Scandal
> > Death of Nicole Mittendorf
> > Miz ill-fated lawlsuit
> > Ashley Madison membership list dump
> >
> > The biggest fame may be yet to come. Although
> > years ago the site was moderated and
> > illegal/malicious/offending content was often
> > removed, for the past several years there has
> been
> > no moderation. Literally anything can be
> > anonymously posted with total impunity and
> allowed
> > to remain forever. That makes the site a
> poster
> > child for a test case to repeal Section 230.
> >

Quote

In the United States, companies that
> offer
> > web hosting services are shielded from
> liability
> > for most
> > content that customers or malicious users place
> on
> > the websites they host. Section 230 of the
> > Communications Decency Act, 47 U.S.C. § 230
> > ("Section 230"). protects hosting providers
> from
> > liability for content placed on these websites
> by
> > their customers or other parties. The statute
> > states
> > that "[n]o provider or user of an interactive
> > computer service shall be treated as the
> publisher
> > or
> > speaker of any information provided by another
> > information content provider."

> > Anyone advocating for repeal of Section 230
> would
> > merely need to cite a few strategic "example"
> > posts here to support a court test case. That
> > could upend Internet freedom as we know it in
> the
> > US.
>
>
> Did miz or eesh actually make any money out of
> this suit? I mean this isn't Russia where they
> just give you a medal, in this country it is
> always and always be, the dollar.

In the Miz v. eesh, TheNorthman, and John Doe matter, the original case was discharged and rendered moot; whereas eesh won a monetary judgment against the Morenos' investigation firm in a separate suit. The case was noteworthy for disproving the old adage about "only the lawyers coming out ahead" when the Leisers went bankrupt, had their home foreclosed, and Trinnes had his famous alcoholic cock sucking photos posted. To be fair, Leiser was an active topic here years before Miz came along.

The Ashley Madison Cheater Site suit was more significant financially and you can do your own research who won and lost how much. Ironically Phil Leiser himself was revealed to be on the Ashley Madison membership rolls.

Philandering Phil's rise to fame Wrote:
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> main question of it all remains Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Section 230 Repeal Test Case Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Enjoy the Meade Laughs Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > " Fairfax Underground is a site famous
> around
> > > the world"
> > >
> > > Yep. Often compared to 4chan and a
> "cesspool",
> > > local/national/worldwide media have covered
> > > Fairfax Underground stories numerous times.
> > The
> > > WSHS Sex Scandal made the national network TV
> > > news, and other prominent FFXU stories have
> > been
> > > repeated on sites around the world. The Miz
> v.
> > > Eesh case was written up in journals and
> taught
> > in
> > > law schools nationally and internationally. A
> > > quick search on LexisNexis returns stories
> that
> > > have drawn major attention across the
> country,
> > the
> > > UK, Australia, etc.:
> > >
> > > Fairfax County grades dump
> > > West Springfield High School Sex Scandal
> > > Death of Nicole Mittendorf
> > > Miz ill-fated lawlsuit
> > > Ashley Madison membership list dump
> > >
> > > The biggest fame may be yet to come.
> Although
> > > years ago the site was moderated and
> > > illegal/malicious/offending content was often
> > > removed, for the past several years there has
> > been
> > > no moderation. Literally anything can be
> > > anonymously posted with total impunity and
> > allowed
> > > to remain forever. That makes the site a
> > poster
> > > child for a test case to repeal Section 230.
> > >

Quote

In the United States, companies that
> > offer
> > > web hosting services are shielded from
> > liability
> > > for most
> > > content that customers or malicious users
> place
> > on
> > > the websites they host. Section 230 of the
> > > Communications Decency Act, 47 U.S.C. § 230
> > > ("Section 230"). protects hosting providers
> > from
> > > liability for content placed on these
> websites
> > by
> > > their customers or other parties. The statute
> > > states
> > > that "[n]o provider or user of an interactive
> > > computer service shall be treated as the
> > publisher
> > > or
> > > speaker of any information provided by
> another
> > > information content provider."

> > > Anyone advocating for repeal of Section 230
> > would
> > > merely need to cite a few strategic "example"
> > > posts here to support a court test case.
> That
> > > could upend Internet freedom as we know it in
> > the
> > > US.
> >
> >
> > Did miz or eesh actually make any money out of
> > this suit? I mean this isn't Russia where they
> > just give you a medal, in this country it is
> > always and always be, the dollar.
>
> In the Miz v. eesh, TheNorthman, and John Doe
> matter, the original case was discharged and
> rendered moot; whereas eesh won a monetary
> judgment against the Morenos' investigation firm
> in a separate suit. The case was noteworthy for
> disproving the old adage about "only the lawyers
> coming out ahead" when the Leisers went bankrupt,
> had their home foreclosed, and Trinnes had his
> famous alcoholic cock sucking photos posted. To be
> fair, Leiser was an active topic here years before
> Miz came along.
>
> The Ashley Madison Cheater Site suit was more
> significant financially and you can do your own
> research who won and lost how much. Ironically
> Phil Leiser himself was revealed to be on the
> Ashley Madison membership rolls.


Just lots of cheap sensationalism and juvenile antics you'd expect from someone Meade's age.

main question of it all remains Wrote:
\
> Did miz or eesh actually make any money out of
> this suit? I mean this isn't Russia where they
> just give you a medal, in this country it is
> always and always be, the dollar.


Miz's lawyers were the only one to make money Miz and Eesh were trolling each other here. It was brutal and both sides did their share of escalating it, Miz's mom, Sharon, decided that her son shouldn't be bullied. So she sought to file a lawsuit against Eesh. Reputable law firms wouldn't touch it so she found a failing law firm to take it. Not on contingency, she Paid the fees as they went along. They won the case and Eesh owed over a million. Eesh declared bankruptcy, and this debt was discharged. The morenos were said to be out 300K.

This is leaving lots out such as The gay bodybuilder lawyer. Miz stabbing his father. Miz getting clocked in the head by Lizzie who was thrown in prison for few years for that.

Come to think of it, one of the biggest is Meade. He wasn't involved.

cavalcade of lolcows... Wrote:
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> Meade is nothing more than a minor internet
> lolcow. He makes music nobody really likes and
> truly believes no one recognizes his genius. This
> is funny on its own. Add in some of his other
> "quirks" and we have a constant source of comedy
> gold. All the internet attention he gets is from
> people who want to laugh at him. Look where this
> kind of attention has gotten Chris Chan.
>
> If we really want to help Meade, we should
> encourage him to get himself off the internet and
> focus on gaining salable skills where he is not
> the center of attention.
>
> If he wants to stay on the internet. He can always
> follow down Amberlynn's and Nikado's ample
> footsteps and go all in on Mukbanging.
>
> He doesn't even have to go far to start,
>
> https://youtu.be/QOIYY810mpA


Nailed it!

PLAy dumb games, win dumb prizes Wrote:
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> main question of it all remains Wrote:
> \
> > Did miz or eesh actually make any money out of
> > this suit? I mean this isn't Russia where they
> > just give you a medal, in this country it is
> > always and always be, the dollar.
>
>
> Miz's lawyers were the only one to make money
> Miz and Eesh were trolling each other here. It was
> brutal and both sides did their share of
> escalating it, Miz's mom, Sharon, decided that her
> son shouldn't be bullied. So she sought to file a
> lawsuit against Eesh. Reputable law firms wouldn't
> touch it so she found a failing law firm to take
> it. Not on contingency, she Paid the fees as they
> went along. They won the case and Eesh owed over a
> million. Eesh declared bankruptcy, and this debt
> was discharged. The morenos were said to be out
> 300K.
>
> This is leaving lots out such as The gay
> bodybuilder lawyer. Miz stabbing his father. Miz
> getting clocked in the head by Lizzie who was
> thrown in prison for few years for that.
>
> Come to think of it, one of the biggest is Meade.
> He wasn't involved.


sounds like Twilight Zone goes to Peyton Place. What would of Meade added to what was already there. I hoped they learned their lessons

like the man said Wrote:
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> > disproving the old adage about "only the
> lawyers
> > coming out ahead" when the Leisers went
> bankrupt,
> > had their home foreclosed, and Trinnes had his
> > famous alcoholic cock sucking photos posted. To
> be
> > fair, Leiser was an active topic here years
> before
> > Miz came along.
> >
The Leisers were squirrely... that isn't exactly right, weaselly is more accurate. They saw a pissed off Sharon Moreno with deep pockets and went "KA-CHING"!

300K over a few years is a lot from a single client but it isn't going to go all far when trying to keep a clown car of a law firm afloat.

PLAy dumb games, win dumb prizes Wrote:
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> main question of it all remains Wrote:
> \
> > Did miz or eesh actually make any money out of
> > this suit? I mean this isn't Russia where they
> > just give you a medal, in this country it is
> > always and always be, the dollar.
>
>
> Miz's lawyers were the only one to make money
> Miz and Eesh were trolling each other here. It was
> brutal and both sides did their share of
> escalating it, Miz's mom, Sharon, decided that her
> son shouldn't be bullied. So she sought to file a
> lawsuit against Eesh. Reputable law firms wouldn't
> touch it so she found a failing law firm to take
> it. Not on contingency, she Paid the fees as they
> went along. They won the case and Eesh owed over a
> million. Eesh declared bankruptcy, and this debt
> was discharged. The morenos were said to be out
> 300K.

Miz's lawyers at the Leiser Law firm were paid for their services, but the adverse publicity from the case caused them to lose all their other clients and the they went broke. Gay alcoholic lawyer David Trinnes got sued by creditors and went into hiding, Phil Leiser got sued by the credit union, Karen Leiser was forced to file bankruptcy, and the Leiser's home was foreclosed. In the course of litigating the case, the Leisers committed several criminal and ethical violations and then to top it off it turned out William Moreno was legally prohibited from being party to a lawsuit due to his assets being in an OBRA trust, rendering the entire lawsuit moot. Eesh was not the only defendant in the case, but the Morenos never identified TheNorthman nor did they ever ascertain the identity of John Doe. Eesh subsequently sued the Moreno's private investigators and won a monetary judgment against them.

After Meade finished his associates degree in math, he could take Culinary classes at the community college. He could get an internship at one of the finest restaurants in Richmond. This could tie into his fitness career. Maybe do cooking videos along with his fitness videos. He could go the nutritionist route or put out a healthy cookbook.

most important Wrote:
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> Meade FFXU Life Coaching Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At night Meade should practice making change.
> Get
> > a bunch of change, pennies, nickels, dimes
> etc...
> >
> > Pick different menu item with prices and
> combine
> > those to get different totals. Then practice
> > making change from different size bills, like
> $10
> > and $20.
> >
> > Meade should also practice handling credit
> cards
> > and debt cards. Get the feel your hand and
> > simulate swiping the cards.
> >
> > Practice your delivery "How welcome to
> > Chick-Fil-A, I am Meade, how can I be your
> servant
> > today?
>
>
> Remember if there is a special announce it to the
> customer. Try to use imagination to reduce the
> customers cost. example "I can give you a large
> fry with that just charge you a regular meal
> price". Customers like to save money. Announce
> any charity sponsorships the company has an if the
> customer would like to donate, make sure he or she
> gets the "free reg fries voucher" for donation. A
> lot on his plate to remember, but many have faith
> Meade can pull it off.

This is great advice for the future. But, Meade should concentrate on the basics of showing people how to use the card scanner and making change. This advice might overwhelm Meade and make him nervous around people.

Meade has trouble holding anything due to the hooves of his cow costume. He can't make change or even see very well through the cow head.

interference Wrote:
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> Meade has trouble holding anything due to the
> hooves of his cow costume. He can't make change
> or even see very well through the cow head.

He does the cash register in a cow costume?

Most places have training videos. I'd suggest Meade watches the training videos over and over until he feel comfortable to with all the Chick-Fil-A cash register keys.

I hear Meade is trying to lose about 10 pounds so he can get closer to the cash register and customers don't laugh at him.

Meade should get one of those toy cash registers that kids play with so he can practice in his Dad's attic.

Practice Made Perfect Wrote:
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> Meade should get one of those toy cash registers
> that kids play with so he can practice in his
> Dad's attic.

He should get the complete kid kitchen play set.

Honestly I don't think Meade has the mental ability to take an order, key it into the cash register and fill the order.

Let's Be Honest Wrote:
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> Practice Made Perfect Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade should get one of those toy cash
> registers
> > that kids play with so he can practice in his
> > Dad's attic.
>
> He should get the complete kid kitchen play set.
>
> Honestly I don't think Meade has the mental
> ability to take an order, key it into the cash
> register and fill the order.

Initially, he was tasked with preparing orders.

He couldn't hack it so now he delivers orders other people have prepared.

If I remember correctly, it was the milkshakes that kept screwing him up.

wouldn't be the first time... Wrote:
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> Let's Be Honest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Practice Made Perfect Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade should get one of those toy cash
> > registers
> > > that kids play with so he can practice in his
> > > Dad's attic.
> >
> > He should get the complete kid kitchen play
> set.
> >
> > Honestly I don't think Meade has the mental
> > ability to take an order, key it into the cash
> > register and fill the order.
>
> Initially, he was tasked with preparing orders.
>
> He couldn't hack it so now he delivers orders
> other people have prepared.
>
> If I remember correctly, it was the milkshakes
> that kept screwing him up.

Meade couldn't stop drinking them?

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys Wrote:
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> wouldn't be the first time... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's Be Honest Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Practice Made Perfect Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Meade should get one of those toy cash
> > > registers
> > > > that kids play with so he can practice in
> his
> > > > Dad's attic.
> > >
> > > He should get the complete kid kitchen play
> > set.
> > >
> > > Honestly I don't think Meade has the mental
> > > ability to take an order, key it into the
> cash
> > > register and fill the order.
> >
> > Initially, he was tasked with preparing orders.
> >
> > He couldn't hack it so now he delivers orders
> > other people have prepared.
> >
> > If I remember correctly, it was the milkshakes
> > that kept screwing him up.
>
> Meade couldn't stop drinking them?

Milkshakes require a special machine to blend them. It is said a child could operate it correctly. They gave Meade more than a few chances. Meade now scrubs the toilets. If those progressive new child labor laws make it to Virginia, they will hire a child.

I don't think so Wrote:
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> My Milkshake Brings All the Boys Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > wouldn't be the first time... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let's Be Honest Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Practice Made Perfect Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Meade should get one of those toy cash
> > > > registers
> > > > > that kids play with so he can practice in
> > his
> > > > > Dad's attic.
> > > >
> > > > He should get the complete kid kitchen play
> > > set.
> > > >
> > > > Honestly I don't think Meade has the mental
> > > > ability to take an order, key it into the
> > cash
> > > > register and fill the order.
> > >
> > > Initially, he was tasked with preparing
> orders.
> > >
> > > He couldn't hack it so now he delivers orders
> > > other people have prepared.
> > >
> > > If I remember correctly, it was the
> milkshakes
> > > that kept screwing him up.
> >
> > Meade couldn't stop drinking them?
>
> Milkshakes require a special machine to blend
> them. It is said a child could operate it
> correctly. They gave Meade more than a few
> chances. Meade now scrubs the toilets. If those
> progressive new child labor laws make it to
> Virginia, they will hire a child.

Are sure Meade wasn't hired by Chick-Fil-A to fill some liberal disability quota?

You know, like the bag boys at the grocery store.

Bag boys Wrote:
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>
> Are sure Meade wasn't hired by Chick-Fil-A to fill
> some liberal disability quota?
>
> You know, like the bag boys at the grocery store.


That is a distinct possibility.

It would explain why he wasn't fired outright for being a fuck up.

No one wants to work with an employee like Meade if the don't need to.

The Chick Fil A that Meade Skelton owns in Richmond consistently ranks as one of the top selling restaurants in America. Many people go there specifically to meet Meade and get his autograph

Owner and Proprietor Wrote:
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> The Chick Fil A that Meade Skelton owns in
> Richmond consistently ranks as one of the top
> selling restaurants in America. Many people go
> there specifically to meet Meade and get his
> autograph


Except Meade does not own the franchise.
Meade doesn't own anything but broken down musical instruments and credit card debt.

Owner and Proprietor Wrote:
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> The Chick Fil A that Meade Skelton owns in
> Richmond consistently ranks as one of the top
> selling restaurants in America. Many people go
> there specifically to meet Meade and get his
> autograph

It's these "Meade delusions" and lies that are killing Meade's world.

I can't verify Meade's use of keys on the register, but he sure is proficient with musical keys. Guitarist use capo's to switch keys. When Meade is playing keyboard, he can pick up what the guitarist is doing and readily switch to whatever key is needed. That is why Meade as such potential as a session musician beside his solo career.

Key of Life Wrote:
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> I can't verify Meade's use of keys on the
> register, but he sure is proficient with musical
> keys. Guitarist use capo's to switch keys. When
> Meade is playing keyboard, he can pick up what the
> guitarist is doing and readily switch to whatever
> key is needed. That is why Meade as such potential
> as a session musician beside his solo career.


Maybe if Meade set his sights on being a session musician two decades ago, he might of been good at it by now. Instead, it is just Meade's banging out his rinky dink amateurish riffs.

What has Meade been doing over the last 25 years again?

The problem is a cash register has keys that need to be pressed in the correct order. As we've seen over the last 20 years, Meade's sucks at using a keyboard.

Poor Keyboard Skills Wrote:
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> The problem is a cash register has keys that need
> to be pressed in the correct order. As we've seen
> over the last 20 years, Meade's sucks at using a
> keyboard.

Meade wears a cow suit and there's no way he could press any register keys.

Cowhoof Wrote:
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> Poor Keyboard Skills Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The problem is a cash register has keys that
> need
> > to be pressed in the correct order. As we've
> seen
> > over the last 20 years, Meade's sucks at using
> a
> > keyboard.
>
> Meade wears a cow suit and there's no way he could
> press any register keys.
>
>

Meade only wears that thing once every other month. Normally he is delivering food or scrubbing toilets

Meade wears the cow suit when he isn't back in his home studio producing videos and attending to his merchandise orders and online follower requests. Where are you getting these fantasies of Meade delivering food and lurking in restrooms? Meade neither delivers food nor scrubs toilets, and no one would even ask him to do either, for numerous reasons... Not all positive reasons -- Willard Scott never cleaned a McDonald's restroom although arguably he would have been better at it than Meade.

Meade Skelton is the Chick-Fil-A spokescow, that's all he does. No cooking, no cleaning, no tills, no deliveries -- he's a costumed mascot. Meade's fans would love to see him elevated to a higher level in the Chick-Fil-A marketing structure, for example starring as the cow in Superbowl and network TV commercials, or even writing and singing Chick-Fil-A ad jingles. Perhaps one day the owners of Chick-Fil-A will realize they are sitting on a potential marketing gold mine. Or perhaps one day Meade will own his own franchises and personally star in his own commercials.

Maybe Meade can get a special cash register with large keys and big lettering. The might help him.

Meade might be too delusional to work the cash register. That job requires full attention to listen to people.

May Not Have Mental Ability Wrote:
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> Meade might be too delusional to work the cash
> register. That job requires full attention to
> listen to people.


Meade is deep in his deluded daydreams.
He thinks about playing sold out shows at Graceland and Branson.

He imagines fucking Miranda Lambert and stalking Nicole Kidman.

He thinks about giving master classes at Berklee college of music in the autoharp.

He knows that after Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon have him on he will finally get the recognition that he so justly deserves.

And his biggest delusion of all.
He will finally write a song people actually like.

I guess you haven't heard his hit Sweet Tea.

The stars are out in Richmond tonight
And the feelin' is feelin' awfully right
For a cool glass of sweet tea
Under the magnolia tree the world is moving
Way to fast and I need to settle down
I need a glass of refreshment,
My sugary fantasy

I want some sweet tea, darlin' you and me
Sip it slow and the world it stays so sweet
Let's have some sweet tea
Under the magnolia tree, I'm ready
For some sweet tea, sugar down on me

Remember those dreams I told you about?
Well I haven't given up there is no doubt
But I need time to relax and chase the world away
I found some comfort in that sweet brew I've been looking through
Well I don't know about you
But I need another glass I want some

Sweet tea, darlin' you and me
Sip it slow and the world it stays so sweet
Let's have some sweet tea
Under the magnolia tree, I'm ready
For some sweet tea, sugar down on me

It was under the magnolia tree
Where we made big plans one day
And I told you what I was dreaming of
And I wanted to get away
But tonight under the stars it feels so right to be with you
I found what I've been looking for
One glass and I want more of that

Sweet tea darlin' you and me
Sip it slow and the world it stays so sweet
Let' s have some sweet tea
under the magnolia tree
I'm ready for some sweet tea
Sugar down on me
Let's have some sweet tea, sugar down on me
Sweet tea

Sweet Tea Wrote:
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> I guess you haven't heard his hit Sweet Tea.
>
In what alternate universe is this crappy song a "hit"?

Meade -short for Mediocre Wrote:
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> Sweet Tea Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I guess you haven't heard his hit Sweet Tea.
> >
> In what alternate universe is this crappy song a
> "hit"?

Honestly Meade has to be the worst music performer I've even seen and music is awful. It's like country western but with high school kid writing the songs.

Meade is only lying to himself, because nobody on the internet is buying any of his bullshit.

Singer-Songwriter Meade Skelton has released a brilliant sophomore attempt with "They Can't Keep Me Down", a classic mixture of heartache and humor, and honesty without pretense. The CD runs the gamut from Progressive and Alternative Country to Pop and Folk, and even a tinge of Gospel. Meade's voice has never been more powerful or beautiful on this album. His classically trained Tenor soars on the slow ballads, and pumps energy through the uptempo songs. This album is perfect for fans of strong vocals, powerful lyrics, and well crafted songs

Meade has a way with words Wrote:
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> Singer-Songwriter Meade Skelton has released a
> brilliant sophomore attempt with "They Can't Keep
> Me Down", a classic mixture of heartache and
> humor, and honesty without pretense. The CD runs
> the gamut from Progressive and Alternative Country
> to Pop and Folk, and even a tinge of Gospel.
> Meade's voice has never been more powerful or
> beautiful on this album. His classically trained
> Tenor soars on the slow ballads, and pumps energy
> through the uptempo songs. This album is perfect
> for fans of strong vocals, powerful lyrics, and
> well crafted songs

Meade that song is awful!

I just don't think Meade has the mental capacity to handle a job with responsibilities. It's not about training him.

The dancing cow funny walking guy is the best fit. This is a great fit for mentally "challenged people." Or as conservatives and the far-right like to call Meade, "a retard."

Don't see it Ever Happening Wrote:
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> I just don't think Meade has the mental capacity
> to handle a job with responsibilities. It's not
> about training him.
>
> The dancing cow funny walking guy is the best fit.
> This is a great fit for mentally "challenged
> people." Or as conservatives and the far-right
> like to call Meade, "a retard."


Agree!

Stupid liberals want us to call them challenged people f that, they are RETARDS and us conservative have freedom of speech!

Meade makes a nice cow. He sure ain't no bull.

Balls. Wrote:
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> Meade makes a nice cow. He sure ain't no bull.


Even without the costume, he has the udders for it.

They should put Meade on the cash register during slow hours first. I think Meade on the cash register during peak hours would be a disaster.

They train you first.

This could explain why Meade couldn't complete his community college math requirement. Meade might not be able to simple math calculations that prevent him from being able to make change correctly.

Math is not that difficult as electives at a community college. It's not like Meade was going for a degree in economics or engineering. Some simple college math courses aren't that difficult to pass.

Basic College Math Wrote:
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> Math is not that difficult as electives at a
> community college. It's not like Meade was going
> for a degree in economics or engineering. Some
> simple college math courses aren't that difficult
> to pass.

Yes, but if you can't do simple basic math it won't help.

MeADE IS LOSING IT ON ffxu today.

Meade is most likely upset that he is being exposed and he can't hide on the internet.

But, who cares, shit typed or hyped in web forums is almost all bullshit from Meade and nobody is believing the crap Meade posts about real life rockstars wanting Meade to "work them" or Meade having a major role in any Hollywood movie.

The only person who is being fooled is Meade himself.

Maybe they'll let Meade work the cash register if he doesn't sing.

PAre Cheese Zit Wrote:
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> Maybe they'll let Meade work the cash register if
> he doesn't sing.

I'm sure there is a clause in Meade's employment contract that says "No singing."

Dancing Cow Boy Wrote:
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> PAre Cheese Zit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe they'll let Meade work the cash register
> if
> > he doesn't sing.
>
> I'm sure there is a clause in Meade's employment
> contract that says "No singing."


Speaking is forbidden for all employees when they are wearing the cow costume.
This includes singing and yodeling too. Silence is why Meade has been able to excel at this one task.

However, most of the time he is delivering bags of food. They make him wear a large shock collar used to train dogs. Every time he tries to sing or open the bad to nibble on some waffle fries, he gets zapped.

The rest of the employees are polite to him because he is a "special needs" hire. However, they are hoping another mentally disabled person will apply for the job so the quota can be filled with a more likable retard.

His boss and shift lead Billy gives the OK to middle management. So far Meade has copped an attitude, a "I'm betternthat" reluctance to do 'assorted jobs' as stated on his employee contract. Shift Leader Mr Billy Freeman, who is 19 years old and a pre-med student, has his hands tied dealing with guys like 44 year old Meade.