Re: I have a sample of TJ Sadler's semen, how much can I sell it for?
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Definitely not eesh
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Date: July 17, 2023 03:43AM
I’ll pass on the sample. There is currently a semen-and-vaginal-fluid-soaked mattress in the basement of my Strath Road estate where TJ, Sylvanna, and I enjoyed a three-day bacchanal of wild sex in every form imaginable. The orgy left at least a gallon of semen from TJ and myself soaked into the mattress, and overspray on the walls and floor.
Our four-eyed baby-loving friend from Sterling has expressed interest in purchasing the mattress, and it may go up for auction at a future date.