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Future of the Republican Party
Date: March 25, 2009 08:47PM

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Slimeball Douchebag

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The Fucking Idiot

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The Proven Failure

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And Mr. WTF Were they THINKING?????

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 25, 2009 09:01PM

While I would never vote for him, I always sorta respected Gingrich. Those 3 other jerkoffs don't even belong on the same list as Newt. It's pretty sad that he's the best bet for maintaining the old-school GOP agenda. The others are just n00bs tainted by the Bush/McCain era of fuck-ups.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: boner ()
Date: March 25, 2009 09:34PM

You forgot Mitch Rimshot.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: fubar ()
Date: March 25, 2009 09:48PM

and Michael "I'm Rushies Bitch" Steele. The GOP is fucking pathetic.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: knockers ()
Date: March 25, 2009 10:31PM

I thought Palin was the biggest GOP idiot, but I really think Steele takes the cake

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/25/steele-open-to-running-fo_n_179258.html

skip to end where he tries and covers ass about his Limbaugh gaffe (about 3/4 in). Is this guy a complete moron?

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: March 26, 2009 12:42AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> While I would never vote for him, I always sorta
> respected Gingrich.

"If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological
problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they
get infections and they don't have upper body strength. I
mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand,
men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch,
they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know. These things
are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an
Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve
ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically
better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in
a chair all the time because males are biologically driven to
go out and hunt giraffes."

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: azzz ()
Date: March 26, 2009 03:36AM

I think the only chance the repulicans have is to stop running on morality. These evangelical christians have hijacked the party and are driving it into the ground. I'd vote republican, but i cant fucking stand religion being injected into every policy and being jammed down my throat.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 26, 2009 07:33AM

LOL, that's pretty ridiculous.


Genevieve Wrote:
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>
> "If combat means living in a ditch, females have
> biological
> problems staying in a ditch for thirty days
> because they
> get infections and they don't have upper body
> strength. I
> mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the
> other hand,
> men are basically little piglets, you drop them in
> the ditch,
> they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know.
> These things
> are very real. On the other hand, if combat means
> being on an
> Aegis-class cruiser managing the computer controls
> for twelve
> ships and their rockets, a female may be again
> dramatically
> better than a male who gets very, very frustrated
> sitting in
> a chair all the time because males are
> biologically driven to
> go out and hunt giraffes."

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: tighty righty ()
Date: March 26, 2009 07:51AM

Our future is safely in their hands....
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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: March 26, 2009 08:43AM

azzz Wrote:
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> I think the only chance the repulicans have is to
> stop running on morality. These evangelical
> christians have hijacked the party and are driving
> it into the ground. I'd vote republican, but i
> cant fucking stand religion being injected into
> every policy and being jammed down my throat.


That would be a good start...they also need to stop being the party of "no new taxes". Taxes are coming....come hell or high water...they either play the game and influence the legislation and then actually vote for it...or they get left behind.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: tighty righty ()
Date: March 26, 2009 09:01AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> That would be a good start...they also need to
> stop being the party of "no new taxes". Taxes are
> coming....come hell or high water...they either
> play the game and influence the legislation and
> then actually vote for it...or they get left
> behind.

We thank you so much for the good advise and will take it in consideration. That's what the republicans need to do...become more like democrats. Yeah, that's the ticket. We'll advocate runaway spending, huge government spending leading to huge waste and then tax the hell out of everyone for generations to pay for it. We'll get a lot of new voters with that.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 26, 2009 09:07AM

tighty righty Wrote:
>> We'll advocate runaway spending, huge government spending leading to huge waste and then tax the hell out of everyone for generations to pay for it. We'll get a lot of new voters with that.


That's what the Bush administration did for 8 years, and it didn't work at all in getting new voters.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 26, 2009 09:23AM

But it did do a bang up job of running up the debt.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: Quest ()
Date: March 26, 2009 09:33AM

Voters are no longer going to let Republican fool them by running on a platform of lower taxes, less regulations and more religion. Those have all been proven to be failures and the American people know it. Bush proved it!

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Date: March 26, 2009 09:53AM

Quest Wrote:
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> Voters are no longer going to let Republican fool
> them by running on a platform of lower taxes, less
> regulations and more religion. Those have all been
> proven to be failures and the American people know
> it. Bush proved it!


"Compassionate Conservatism" has proven to be a dead-end. The Republicans have proven that there is nothing compassionate or conservative about their policies. They are irresponsible and devoid of rational consideration.


Government may not be the answer. But it is not the problem.

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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: Cantor "Hit Me Baby One More Time" ()
Date: March 26, 2009 10:09AM

Eric Cantor aka DB skipped out on the press conference on Tuesday to go to....wait for it.......wait for it....BRITNEY SPEARS at the Verizon Center. His status as King DB is now solidifed and memorialized.

Meanwhile....
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Re: Future of the Republican Party
Posted by: Andthistoo ()
Date: March 26, 2009 04:15PM


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