I'll keep working and paying my taxes so that a relatively small amount of said tax dollars can be used to buy all the HIMARS necessary to slice and dice the Russian army. Trust me, that is the best course for all concerned. But it is also likely to be good enough.
How about you? I hear the Russian army is in need of (more than) a few good men. Get away from the homos who have taken over America, spend a year (or less) in the company of some good old manly men owning the libs. Good times, dude.
I hear boot camp is a hoot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina
And the best thing is, they have zero qualifications necessary to get in. They'll teach you everything your going to need to know before you get to the front.
Think about it.