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Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Meade Skelton Career Dreams ()
Date: August 26, 2023 07:40PM

Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a manager at Chick-Fil-A?

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: cavalcade of lolcows... ()
Date: August 26, 2023 07:56PM

Meade Skelton Career Dreams Wrote:
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> Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a manager at
> Chick-Fil-A?


They won't even let him prepare orders or work the cash register.

Making milkshakes is just too tough for him.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: easy ()
Date: August 26, 2023 07:57PM

He has both practical and education credentials. Can he survive the interview? that's the question. He'd have to get some of that stuff that makes your hands stop sweating. He'd have to keep religion and BLM out of the interview. And most important NEVER mention he composed the song Black Lives Splatter. Corporate gets notified that he is in the Middle management bracket and all hell would break loose. If he thinks that song is a feather in his cap he is crazy.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: what are you talking about? ()
Date: August 26, 2023 08:10PM

easy Wrote:
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> He has both practical and education credentials.
>

No he doesn't. He is middle aged and has never held down a full time job.

He has dropped out of community college twice without finishing a 2 year degree.

Who is going to pay Meade for doing the things that Meade does?

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Manager Material ()
Date: August 26, 2023 08:19PM

what are you talking about? Wrote:
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> easy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He has both practical and education credentials.
>
> >
>
> No he doesn't. He is middle aged and has never
> held down a full time job.
>
> He has dropped out of community college twice
> without finishing a 2 year degree.
>
> Who is going to pay Meade for doing the things
> that Meade does?

I have a tough time thinking of Meade handling drive thru orders, sans manager operations. Meade under pressure would fold quickly. A manager not only has to handle pressure but also be able to understand how to best deal with complicated heated situations.

Plus, a manager needs to the support of a team to follow a leader. I can't see people giving Meade enough respect to have him as a manager.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Meade the Spokesperson ()
Date: August 26, 2023 08:33PM

I think with his charisma, Meade would excel in public relations or in marketing rather than as a manager. Kind of like Magic Johson with the Washington Commanders. Meade does a great job managing his career, but he would be better utilized not being tied down to routine day to day management tasks.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Go to Chick-Fil-A and get Fat ()
Date: August 26, 2023 09:09PM

Meade the Spokesperson Wrote:
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> I think with his charisma, Meade would excel in
> public relations or in marketing rather than as a
> manager. Kind of like Magic Johson with the
> Washington Commanders. Meade does a great job
> managing his career, but he would be better
> utilized not being tied down to routine day to day
> management tasks.

A fat person as a spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A? Corporate would never approve of that.

I highly doubt Chick-Fil-A wants a fat person in any commercial. A fat person would completely blow the image that chicken is healthy.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: exactomundo ()
Date: August 26, 2023 09:13PM

Meade the Spokesperson Wrote:
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> I think with his charisma, Meade would excel in
> public relations or in marketing rather than as a
> manager. Kind of like Magic Johson with the
> Washington Commanders. Meade does a great job
> managing his career, but he would be better
> utilized not being tied down to routine day to day
> management tasks.


he has the right stuff you betcha. reminds me of the ambitious Subway spokesperson

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Meade -short for Mediocre ()
Date: August 26, 2023 09:57PM

If only Meade had a better voice.
He looks the part for an Ethel Merman drag act.
That would have been a good career for him.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: FFXU Life Coach ()
Date: August 26, 2023 10:04PM

Meade needs to get some balls and act like a real man. Meade needs more interaction with his brother. AND... Meade needs to listen to family.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: No Manager material ()
Date: August 27, 2023 01:53PM

I'd say Meade trying to deal with customers is difficult enough. I don't see Meade advancing past a simple clerk job.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: yes i do ()
Date: August 27, 2023 02:35PM

Meade Skelton Career Dreams Wrote:
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> Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a manager at
> Chick-Fil-A?


Meade is happy as a PTer and needs nothing else. Between his appearances and his SSI check and his PT job he gets by very well. Always buying state of the art audio equipment. He's not starving.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Fair Weather Friend... ()
Date: August 27, 2023 02:40PM

yes i do Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton Career Dreams Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a manager
> at
> > Chick-Fil-A?
>
>
> Meade is happy as a PTer and needs nothing else.
> Between his appearances and his SSI check and his
> PT job he gets by very well. Always buying state
> of the art audio equipment. He's not starving.


Meade is all set until his dad dies and the reverse mortgage forecloses on the house.

His father is 89 so it is years before Meade has to worry about that.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Frank Fats ()
Date: August 27, 2023 04:39PM

Eesh and TJ would bug Meade for free meals on a very regular basis.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Meade's a deadbeat ()
Date: August 27, 2023 04:49PM

No Manager material Wrote:
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> I'd say Meade trying to deal with customers is
> difficult enough. I don't see Meade advancing
> past a simple clerk job.


Meade started working the window and preparing orders like most every other entry level employee does at Chick-fil-a.

He failed now all he can do is fetch orders to cars and clean the toilets.

It is going to be a bit before he works his way back up to clerk.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: The Tote ()
Date: August 27, 2023 04:51PM

yes i do Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton Career Dreams Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a manager
> at
> > Chick-Fil-A?
>
>
> Meade is happy as a PTer and needs nothing else.
> Between his appearances and his SSI check and his
> PT job he gets by very well. Always buying state
> of the art audio equipment. He's not starving.

His GoFundMe is still at only $10 after 27 days.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: What a fuck up! ()
Date: August 27, 2023 04:56PM

Meade's a deadbeat Wrote:
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> No Manager material Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd say Meade trying to deal with customers is
> > difficult enough. I don't see Meade advancing
> > past a simple clerk job.
>
>
> Meade started working the window and preparing
> orders like most every other entry level employee
> does at Chick-fil-a.
>
> He failed now all he can do is fetch orders to
> cars and clean the toilets.
>
> It is going to be a bit before he works his way
> back up to clerk.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: where should I donate... ()
Date: August 27, 2023 05:14PM

The Tote Wrote:
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> yes i do Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade Skelton Career Dreams Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a
> manager
> > at
> > > Chick-Fil-A?
> >
> >
> > Meade is happy as a PTer and needs nothing else.
>
> > Between his appearances and his SSI check and
> his
> > PT job he gets by very well. Always buying
> state
> > of the art audio equipment. He's not starving.
>
> His GoFundMe is still at only $10 after 27 days.

Why isn't there more?


The last time I donated to a gofundme, it was $25 to a police widow with two newly fatherless children.

Of course, that was before Meade Skelton started his. A middle aged man who is too lazy to get a full time job vs a family devastated after he father being killed in the line of duty. It would be a toughie if I had to choose between the two.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Real Adult Work Issues ()
Date: August 27, 2023 05:15PM

Meade's a deadbeat Wrote:
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> No Manager material Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd say Meade trying to deal with customers is
> > difficult enough. I don't see Meade advancing
> > past a simple clerk job.
>
>
> Meade started working the window and preparing
> orders like most every other entry level employee
> does at Chick-fil-a.
>
> He failed now all he can do is fetch orders to
> cars and clean the toilets.
>
> It is going to be a bit before he works his way
> back up to clerk.

Maybe we should be more worried about Meade just be able to be employed at Chick-Fil-A. Sounds like Meade is struggling to survive in the real business world.

My biggest problem at work tomorrow will be can I upgrade my company car and should roll more of work pension\retirement into other funds. Should be an interesting week. I hope to get two certifications to tack on another $20k to my salary this year.

Looking to buy a house in Cancun and replace one of my jet skis.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Meade's cleaning the bathrooms ()
Date: August 27, 2023 05:26PM

So Meade is now cleaning the restrooms at Chick-fil-a.

Did they fire all the colored workers?

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Nettles ()
Date: August 27, 2023 05:31PM

See-Doo GTX line is sweet.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Experience Is Needed ()
Date: August 27, 2023 08:13PM

Meade certainly needs to re-establish himself as a cashier and show that he can do the lower level jobs before advancing further.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: begs the question... ()
Date: August 27, 2023 08:28PM

Experience Is Needed Wrote:
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> Meade certainly needs to re-establish himself as a
> cashier and show that he can do the lower level
> jobs before advancing further.


Do you think Meade can actually handle being a cashier if he tried?

We just assume Meade is on SSI since he is a lazy sack of crap and has inured himself after decades of sloth to accomplish as little as possible,

Perhaps he is a real live retard after all.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: william tell u this ()
Date: August 27, 2023 09:05PM

where should I donate... Wrote:
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> The Tote Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yes i do Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade Skelton Career Dreams Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Do think Meade Skelton could ever be a
> > manager
> > > at
> > > > Chick-Fil-A?
> > >
> > >
> > > Meade is happy as a PTer and needs nothing
> else.
> >
> > > Between his appearances and his SSI check and
> > his
> > > PT job he gets by very well. Always buying
> > state
> > > of the art audio equipment. He's not
> starving.
> >
> > His GoFundMe is still at only $10 after 27
> days.
>
> Why isn't there more?
>
>
> The last time I donated to a gofundme, it was $25
> to a police widow with two newly fatherless
> children.
>
> Of course, that was before Meade Skelton started
> his. A middle aged man who is too lazy to get a
> full time job vs a family devastated after he
> father being killed in the line of duty. It would
> be a toughie if I had to choose between the two.


If Meade does the impossible and loses weight, like 30lbs worth, not his couple pound worth, couple pounds for Meade is a good shit. well if he does, there are a number of listeners who are prepared to donate hundred$

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Meade the "Singing Spokescow" ()
Date: August 27, 2023 09:43PM

Meade is Chick-Fil-A's costumed mascot, just as Willard Scott was McDonald's costumed mascot Ronald McDonald. Willard Scott never managed a McDonalds either.

Meade is wisely focusing primarily on his entertainment career. Eventually when Meade comes into a load of money, either from his entertainment career or an inheritance, he might invest in Chick-Fill-A franchise(s) but he would obviously hire someone else to do the day to day management.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Not EVEN CLOSE to Willard ()
Date: August 27, 2023 10:07PM

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO WILLARD SCOTT!

Meade you can't even come close to Willard Scott's career and experience. You act like Willard woke up one day, got discovered and became a high-paid weatherman and TV personality. That's a pipe dream that NEVER happens.

Willard also didn't disparage people, like you did in your Black Lives Splatter song.

Willard spent hours every day getting real life experiences at his job. You sit at home posting fantasies on the internet.

Willard Scott established his career by the age of 16. He was working as a radio announcer. At the age 12 Willard setup his own radio station and was making ad revenue.

Willard graduated from American University with honors and was extremely active in the college social life including being a leader in a fraternity.

By the age of 20 Willard was doing radio broadcasts AS A CAREER being paid.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Jiimie the Greek ()
Date: August 27, 2023 11:15PM

Frank Fats Wrote:
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> Eesh and TJ would bug Meade for free meals on a
> very regular basis.


If Meade was eesh in the miz/eesh lawsuit a few years back, miz would stand a pretty fair chance in recovering some of the cash the judgement against eesh ordered. As it stands now with eesh miz will never recover one penny, not one peso. Meade has a lucrative future. He has at least the potential for making it big.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Two important things... ()
Date: August 28, 2023 12:16AM

Not EVEN CLOSE to Willard Wrote:
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> HOW DARE YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO WILLARD SCOTT!
>
> Meade you can't even come close to Willard Scott's
> career and experience. You act like Willard woke
> up one day, got discovered and became a high-paid
> weatherman and TV personality. That's a pipe
> dream that NEVER happens.
>
> Willard also didn't disparage people, like you did
> in your Black Lives Splatter song.
>
> Willard spent hours every day getting real life
> experiences at his job. You sit at home posting
> fantasies on the internet.
>
> Willard Scott established his career by the age of
> 16. He was working as a radio announcer. At the
> age 12 Willard setup his own radio station and was
> making ad revenue.
>
> Willard graduated from American University with
> honors and was extremely active in the college
> social life including being a leader in a
> fraternity.
>
> By the age of 20 Willard was doing radio
> broadcasts AS A CAREER being paid.


Willard was the unique FACE of Ronald McDonald.

Chick-fil-a cows heads are in the costume.
They are a dime a dozen.


When Willard got fat, McDonalds sacked him.
He wasn't nearly as fat as Meade is now.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: brapture! ()
Date: August 28, 2023 12:22AM

If Meade is focusing on his entertainment career, shouldn't he be focusing on creating music people want to listen to?

Seriously, his music isn't horrible, but it it is kind of negligible.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: The end of the world news... ()
Date: August 28, 2023 12:38AM

Jiimie the Greek Wrote:
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> Frank Fats Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eesh and TJ would bug Meade for free meals on a
> > very regular basis.
>
>
> He(meade) has at least the
> potential for making it big.

Meade has the potential to make it big by doing what exactly?

When Meade start getting paid for the things he does, the Time of the Gospel is at hand.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Major Meade Fan ()
Date: August 28, 2023 02:03AM

brapture! Wrote:
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> If Meade is focusing on his entertainment career,
> shouldn't he be focusing on creating music people
> want to listen to?
>
> Seriously, his music isn't horrible, but it it is
> kind of negligible.

Short answer: NO.

Meade is first and foremost an entertainer. Meade's music is just a part of his routine and he would arguably benefit by cutting back on the percentage of music in his performances. It speaks volumes that Meade's most popular shows have little or no music at all. Meade essentially uses his "music" as a foil; or a straw man puppet akin to a ventriloquist dummy. This can be seen for example in Meade's recent video offering a critique of Oliver Anthony in which Meade compared himself to Anthony -- with great comedic effect.

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Re: Could Meade Skleton Ever Be a Manager at Chick-Fil-A?
Posted by: Scrubbing Toilets Meade ()
Date: August 28, 2023 09:35AM

I have to agree. Meade needs to work back to getting a cashier job first.

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