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Why are you up?
Posted by: Fox tripping driveway alarms ()
Date: August 19, 2023 04:27AM

I heard the driveway alarm, looked on cam, just a fox. Went to pee, grabbed an apple then grabbed some pizza now I'm wide awake and have to be up at 9am!

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Re: Why are you up?
Posted by: Fuck pets ()
Date: August 19, 2023 04:31AM

Fucking dog woke me up at 3:50 to take a shit, had to walk him

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Re: Why are you up?
Posted by: Me the other day ()
Date: August 19, 2023 04:50AM

Hey. I know how that is. My dog had diarrhea twice the other morning at 1 and 3 am. I gave him garlic bread. Didn't realize it was toxic to them. But anyway, at least they tell us. Some animals just shit and piss on the floor, it could be worse. Get a tie out and let his ass out on that.

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Re: Why are you up?
Posted by: retired 1 ()
Date: August 19, 2023 05:25AM

I don't have a job any longer so I sleep during the day mostly.

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Re: Why are you up?
Posted by: Twilighter ()
Date: August 19, 2023 06:11AM

What TV shows you watch over night?

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Re: Why are you up?
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: August 19, 2023 07:50AM

I get “up” when I see that cutie pie Lindsay Graham on T.V.

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Re: Why are you up?
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: August 19, 2023 07:58AM

The dog heard a noise so we had to sweep for nigs.

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