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An Ode to WingNut
Posted by: The Bard of FFXU ()
Date: January 09, 2015 11:51AM
We come each day to FFXU,
In search of witty minds,
And stumble upon his dreadful posts,
Full of venom, bile, and slime.
One casts an eye upon his rants,
Good Lord there are so many,
They boast about his principles,
He is clearly devoid of any.
His insults rain like a biblical flood,
Against Dem’s and their Low IQ’s,
But when measured in and of himself,
His smarts don’t reach his shoes.
His slovenly keystrokes cast no doubt,
His thoughts are like a pestilence,
His prose is that of a drunken lout,
Intoxicated with a lack of eloquence.
He claims to be a self made man,
And worships his creator,
He claims to be a patriot,
And spews like a Confederate traitor.
His points are often mean and sharp,
Like thumbs of a very dull mind,
When confronted with facts and figures,
He’s unable to respond in kind.
The primary point in his vile remarks,
Is really to just whine and bitch,
To try grasping his meandering logic,
Will make your eyeballs itch.
He blasts so loud and often,
At the Blacks, the Browns, and the Poor,
One would think that our Admin Cary,
Would kick his ass right out the door.
A Fairfax Underground Classic
WingNut was one of GF2's handles before he started inhaling cock at the I-66 glory hole.
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An Ode to Wingnut....by the Bard of Fairfax Underground
Here lurks a soul so devoid of wit,
He casts darkness upon the night,
Belching Fox news garbage all about,
Unarmed for an intelligent fight.
His offenses to many are countless,
So his trailer has a moat,
But nobody here would breach it,
And condescend themselves by cutting his throat.
His day of judgment will surely come,
He’ll soon meet the undertaker,
And on his grave shall be my post,
“Piss here on this sad spectator”