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What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:16PM
I'll start, I have the following.
PMP
PMI-ACP
ITIL Master
Six Sigma Black Belt
SPHR
CGEIT
PRINCE2
CBAP
Certifications mean everything in the DC job market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years building experience and knowledge proven by certs. What are you doing to prove to employers that you're the one they want?
PMP
PMI-ACP
ITIL Master
Six Sigma Black Belt
SPHR
CGEIT
PRINCE2
CBAP
Certifications mean everything in the DC job market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years building experience and knowledge proven by certs. What are you doing to prove to employers that you're the one they want?
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
hungry4meatballs
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:29PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge asshole.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge asshole.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:31PM
"No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge asshole."
Says the lib stuck working at Starbucks. Enjoy poverty.
Says the lib stuck working at Starbucks. Enjoy poverty.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Fox News
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:35PM
What degrees do you have?
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Big, Mean Bully
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:35PM
OP sounds like the kind of guy I stuff into lockers. Yeah, I know it doesn't really help your scoliosis.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Farmer Joe
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:36PM
Mine mean just as much or even more than OP douche
EIEIO
EIEIO
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:47PM
Fox News Wrote:
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> What degrees do you have?
I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering from Capitol Tech University and my masters in project management from Keller School of Management. You?
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> What degrees do you have?
I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering from Capitol Tech University and my masters in project management from Keller School of Management. You?
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
hungry4meatballs
()
Date: October 26, 2014 03:59PM
hungry4meatballs Wrote:
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> libs hate America. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll start, I have the following.
> >
> > PMP
> > PMI-ACP
> > ITIL Master
> > Six Sigma Black Belt
> > SPHR
> > CGEIT
> > PRINCE2
> > CBAP
> >
> >
> > Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> > market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> > building experience and knowledge proven by
> certs.
> > What are you doing to prove to employers that
> > you're the one they want?
>
> No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications
> you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge
> asshole.
I own my own rig and have a tight crew never missed a day of work in my life and I'm a republican you fucking asshole. Find the nearest bridge.
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> libs hate America. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll start, I have the following.
> >
> > PMP
> > PMI-ACP
> > ITIL Master
> > Six Sigma Black Belt
> > SPHR
> > CGEIT
> > PRINCE2
> > CBAP
> >
> >
> > Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> > market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> > building experience and knowledge proven by
> certs.
> > What are you doing to prove to employers that
> > you're the one they want?
>
> No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications
> you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge
> asshole.
I own my own rig and have a tight crew never missed a day of work in my life and I'm a republican you fucking asshole. Find the nearest bridge.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Youngin.....
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:14PM
A+
Network +
MCSE
Network +
MCSE
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
GerryMandererr2
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:26PM
I am certifiably insane. Does that count?
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Shame, Really
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:27PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What degrees do you have?
>
>
> I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> project management from Keller School of
> Management. You?
So educated and yet so ignorant.
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> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What degrees do you have?
>
>
> I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> project management from Keller School of
> Management. You?
So educated and yet so ignorant.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Appalachian trail
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:29PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What degrees do you have?
>
>
> I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> project management from Keller School of
> Management. You?
All talk... prove it faggot. Pics or GTFO
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> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What degrees do you have?
>
>
> I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> project management from Keller School of
> Management. You?
All talk... prove it faggot. Pics or GTFO
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Amazing
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:29PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What degrees do you have?
>
>
> I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> project management from Keller School of
> Management. You?
Capital Tech? Huh? One step above an online degree mill. WTF would hire you? You are a human time bomb, gun-nut, racist and an HR nightmare. The kind of person who would come back after getting fired for making racist remarks and shoot the place up while ranting about it being Obama's fault you got fired. You are pathetic.
BS Engineering Berkeley. PE. My MBA from Georgetown was mostly paid for by my employer.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fox News Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What degrees do you have?
>
>
> I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> project management from Keller School of
> Management. You?
Capital Tech? Huh? One step above an online degree mill. WTF would hire you? You are a human time bomb, gun-nut, racist and an HR nightmare. The kind of person who would come back after getting fired for making racist remarks and shoot the place up while ranting about it being Obama's fault you got fired. You are pathetic.
BS Engineering Berkeley. PE. My MBA from Georgetown was mostly paid for by my employer.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Red Cross
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:33PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
You are definitely a certified liar.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
You are definitely a certified liar.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
sixtysixsmegma
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:34PM
My no touch kung fu out classes your six sixmegma
Your 5s fake ass certs for quality control sucks ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
Your 5s fake ass certs for quality control sucks ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Liberal
()
Date: October 26, 2014 04:35PM
Java J2EE
Linux
Oracle
CNE
MSCE VP
MSCT
MSEE
Linux
Oracle
CNE
MSCE VP
MSCT
MSEE
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Tech weenies
()
Date: October 26, 2014 05:13PM
Not really certs but EIT first then PE with LEED AP+ . I fooookin hate you IT guys. Just fix my desktop asshole then get away from me.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Bob Metcalfe
()
Date: October 26, 2014 06:30PM
There are three "certifications" that count: BS, MS, PhD. All the other MSchachacha is nothing more than button pushing tripe.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
PPPGGGEEE
()
Date: October 26, 2014 07:32PM
AIC
CIFI
ARM
ACL
CPCU
You figure them out.
CIFI
ARM
ACL
CPCU
You figure them out.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
shit certs
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:02PM
Most of those are complete bullshit, suitable only to pad a resume.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:07PM
Too funny. libs are so dumb.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Decrapitated
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:12PM
shit certs Wrote:
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> Most of those are complete bullshit, suitable only
> to pad a resume.
No shit, that's what all letters after your name are for.
Actually CPCU is pretty major.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartered_Property_Casualty_Underwriter
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> Most of those are complete bullshit, suitable only
> to pad a resume.
No shit, that's what all letters after your name are for.
Actually CPCU is pretty major.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartered_Property_Casualty_Underwriter
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
scholar
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:29PM
Bob Metcalfe Wrote:
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> There are three "certifications" that count: BS,
> MS, PhD. All the other MSchachacha is nothing
> more than button pushing tripe.
+1. People who can, do. People who can't, get a certification.
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> There are three "certifications" that count: BS,
> MS, PhD. All the other MSchachacha is nothing
> more than button pushing tripe.
+1. People who can, do. People who can't, get a certification.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
confirmation you are retarded
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:32PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
Lol the black belt. What a fuckin douche you are, you just confirmed it. A PMP is for loser business majors who can't excel in corporate america without pieces of paper.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
Lol the black belt. What a fuckin douche you are, you just confirmed it. A PMP is for loser business majors who can't excel in corporate america without pieces of paper.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Big Dick Black
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:34PM
confirmation you are retarded Wrote:
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> A PMP is for loser business
> majors who can't excel in corporate america
> without pieces of paper.
Probably be better off being a PiMP.
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> A PMP is for loser business
> majors who can't excel in corporate america
> without pieces of paper.
Probably be better off being a PiMP.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Obama Voter
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:37PM
SNAP
TANF
WIC
SS-Disability
AFL/CIO
SEIU
GED
TANF
WIC
SS-Disability
AFL/CIO
SEIU
GED
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Lib
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:41PM
Cisco:
CCDE
CCIE Data Center
Microsoft:
MCSD
Sun:
SCJP 6
CCDE
CCIE Data Center
Microsoft:
MCSD
Sun:
SCJP 6
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Troll post
()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:44PM
This all faggy to me
Not something real men would do
Not something real men would do
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Liberal
()
Date: October 26, 2014 09:11PM
Troll post Wrote:
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> This all faggy to me
> Not something real men would do
Maybe it would make more sense if you saw my BMW, Hummer, 27' boat, pool and hottub. Plus cashola to buy bar shots for the ladies.
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> This all faggy to me
> Not something real men would do
Maybe it would make more sense if you saw my BMW, Hummer, 27' boat, pool and hottub. Plus cashola to buy bar shots for the ladies.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Betty Crocked
()
Date: October 26, 2014 09:15PM
Liberal Wrote:
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> Troll post Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This all faggy to me
> > Not something real men would do
>
> Maybe it would make more sense if you saw my BMW,
> Hummer, 27' boat, pool and hottub. Plus cashola
> to buy bar shots for the ladies.
You have all that and still so miserable you hang out on FU.
Sucks to be you.
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> Troll post Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This all faggy to me
> > Not something real men would do
>
> Maybe it would make more sense if you saw my BMW,
> Hummer, 27' boat, pool and hottub. Plus cashola
> to buy bar shots for the ladies.
You have all that and still so miserable you hang out on FU.
Sucks to be you.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
kWD7J
()
Date: October 26, 2014 09:35PM
Swedex Swedish level B2 reading and listening, B1 level speaking and writing.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Fox News
()
Date: October 26, 2014 10:19PM
I have a gold Starbucks card!
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
PuPuPlatter
()
Date: October 26, 2014 10:38PM
dBASE
C++
C++
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Abel Tuduet, WTF
()
Date: October 27, 2014 06:48AM
My favorite certifications are the ones that people add to the end of their names.
e.g.:
John Brownnose, PMP
Mark Underpants, MBA
Ryan Hopeugetcancer, CISSP
Gary Strangecock, CFP
Mary Quitecontrary, C++
I see this garbage all the time on email sigatures and LinkedIn profiles.
WTF, really?
It should be thet only people allowed to add anything at the end of their names are those with professional degrees; such as doctors (MDs, PhDs, etc.) lawyers (Esq.). and maybe accountants (CPAs, although the achievement bar is much lower).
MBA grads or "doctors" of any academic discipline (i.e.: those with certain PhD designations) are just being douchebags and overly pretentious.
e.g.:
John Brownnose, PMP
Mark Underpants, MBA
Ryan Hopeugetcancer, CISSP
Gary Strangecock, CFP
Mary Quitecontrary, C++
I see this garbage all the time on email sigatures and LinkedIn profiles.
WTF, really?
It should be thet only people allowed to add anything at the end of their names are those with professional degrees; such as doctors (MDs, PhDs, etc.) lawyers (Esq.). and maybe accountants (CPAs, although the achievement bar is much lower).
MBA grads or "doctors" of any academic discipline (i.e.: those with certain PhD designations) are just being douchebags and overly pretentious.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
johnny yuma
()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:26AM
I had to got through college etc and earned some lesser certs but.........the only one I use is CPA.
Says it all.
Says it all.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Rrreeerrereeere
()
Date: October 27, 2014 08:01AM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
I have an Ivy League degree and a top MBA. Good enough to make more money than you.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
I have an Ivy League degree and a top MBA. Good enough to make more money than you.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Duudfffggvgvvvgg
()
Date: October 27, 2014 08:02AM
Amazing Wrote:
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> libs hate America. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fox News Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What degrees do you have?
> >
> >
> > I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> > from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> > project management from Keller School of
> > Management. You?
>
> Capital Tech? Huh? One step above an online degree
> mill. WTF would hire you? You are a human time
> bomb, gun-nut, racist and an HR nightmare. The
> kind of person who would come back after getting
> fired for making racist remarks and shoot the
> place up while ranting about it being Obama's
> fault you got fired. You are pathetic.
>
> BS Engineering Berkeley. PE. My MBA from
> Georgetown was mostly paid for by my employer.
LOL. Georgetown has an MBA program???
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> libs hate America. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fox News Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What degrees do you have?
> >
> >
> > I did my undergrad in astronautical engineering
> > from Capitol Tech University and my masters in
> > project management from Keller School of
> > Management. You?
>
> Capital Tech? Huh? One step above an online degree
> mill. WTF would hire you? You are a human time
> bomb, gun-nut, racist and an HR nightmare. The
> kind of person who would come back after getting
> fired for making racist remarks and shoot the
> place up while ranting about it being Obama's
> fault you got fired. You are pathetic.
>
> BS Engineering Berkeley. PE. My MBA from
> Georgetown was mostly paid for by my employer.
LOL. Georgetown has an MBA program???
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Henro
()
Date: October 27, 2014 01:42PM
here is one I am proud of.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Henro
()
Date: October 27, 2014 01:43PM
and
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Starbucks Rocks
()
Date: March 05, 2015 08:16PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> "No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications
> you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge
> asshole."
>
>
>
> Says the lib stuck working at Starbucks. Enjoy
> poverty.
Bump
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> "No one gives a fuck what pretend certifications
> you do or don't have. Find the nearest bridge
> asshole."
>
>
>
> Says the lib stuck working at Starbucks. Enjoy
> poverty.
Bump
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
mo w.
()
Date: March 05, 2015 08:40PM
Certified nutcase.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
CongratuFuckinLations
()
Date: March 05, 2015 09:02PM
Attn: Libs.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
OPisnotplayingsmart
()
Date: March 05, 2015 09:48PM
PMP
PMI-ACP
ITIL Master
Six Sigma Black Belt
SPHR
CGEIT
PRINCE2
CBAP
Good to know that if I hire you will spend 80% of your time maintain your certifications. If I see this on a resume, it is an immediate NO. Typical case of Jack of all trades, master of none....Pro-tip, don't divulge all of this when applying for a job, just the relevant ones.
PMI-ACP
ITIL Master
Six Sigma Black Belt
SPHR
CGEIT
PRINCE2
CBAP
Good to know that if I hire you will spend 80% of your time maintain your certifications. If I see this on a resume, it is an immediate NO. Typical case of Jack of all trades, master of none....Pro-tip, don't divulge all of this when applying for a job, just the relevant ones.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
CertsNotEasy
()
Date: March 05, 2015 10:26PM
For those not in the know, the majority of certs are fucking HARD. Much harder then a liberal arts fagree.
Re: certifications
Posted by:
uberX
()
Date: March 05, 2015 11:09PM
a BS and some street smarts
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/23/2015 09:26PM by uberX.
Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/23/2015 09:26PM by uberX.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
opwhouldbefired
()
Date: March 05, 2015 11:12PM
CertsNotEasy Wrote:
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> For those not in the know, the majority of certs
> are fucking HARD. Much harder then a liberal arts
> fagree.
LOL...some are...some are just getting the right checks in the right box...like most libtard degrees....OP is an idiot...would never hire someone like that...
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> For those not in the know, the majority of certs
> are fucking HARD. Much harder then a liberal arts
> fagree.
LOL...some are...some are just getting the right checks in the right box...like most libtard degrees....OP is an idiot...would never hire someone like that...
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
realtalkdonehere
()
Date: March 05, 2015 11:13PM
OPisnotplayingsmart Wrote:
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> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
> Good to know that if I hire you will spend 80% of
> your time maintain your certifications. If I see
> this on a resume, it is an immediate NO. Typical
> case of Jack of all trades, master of
> none....Pro-tip, don't divulge all of this when
> applying for a job, just the relevant ones.
^^^real talk
-------------------------------------------------------
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
> Good to know that if I hire you will spend 80% of
> your time maintain your certifications. If I see
> this on a resume, it is an immediate NO. Typical
> case of Jack of all trades, master of
> none....Pro-tip, don't divulge all of this when
> applying for a job, just the relevant ones.
^^^real talk
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
libs hate America.
()
Date: March 06, 2015 07:13AM
Thread started by an imposter. I reported it to Cary like a sackless libturd.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
CertificationsComplete
()
Date: March 06, 2015 10:26AM
Birth certificate.
HS diploma.
Army Discharge.
College Diploma. (U. of Md.)
Retirement Certificate. (30 years with Feds)
That's all I needed. I'm finished with certificates now. :)
HS diploma.
Army Discharge.
College Diploma. (U. of Md.)
Retirement Certificate. (30 years with Feds)
That's all I needed. I'm finished with certificates now. :)
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
m4MyC
()
Date: March 06, 2015 12:55PM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
Certs are admission tickets to job hunting, so you covered the basics. While I admire your motivation, I have tell you reached a point where you have to focus on "real stuff." Many people see too many certs as a bad sign.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
Certs are admission tickets to job hunting, so you covered the basics. While I admire your motivation, I have tell you reached a point where you have to focus on "real stuff." Many people see too many certs as a bad sign.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
m6kPL
()
Date: March 06, 2015 07:30PM
Youngin..... Wrote:
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> A+
> Network +
> MCSE
fuck you troll
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> A+
> Network +
> MCSE
fuck you troll
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
PmuEV
()
Date: March 06, 2015 07:32PM
when i learned i'd paid for classes and overpaid gov workers were getting them free
when i learned gov workers who "were certified" were paying each other tax money to certify each other
when i learned all new "certifications" were rigged to only be answerable by expensive books "you had to buy" and had nothing to do with learning or jobs ...
i thought: wow i should have been an Andrew Jackson fan allot sooner !
when i learned gov workers who "were certified" were paying each other tax money to certify each other
when i learned all new "certifications" were rigged to only be answerable by expensive books "you had to buy" and had nothing to do with learning or jobs ...
i thought: wow i should have been an Andrew Jackson fan allot sooner !
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
NekCv
()
Date: March 06, 2015 07:34PM
CISCO: buy the book looser
COSCO: say their private - but were mostly bankrolled by taxpayer (public owned, owned by people who payed taxes in the day)
just like families in american paying taxes when Alaska was bought (or paid on the load)
own the mineral resources in Alaska - righly - dead straight
COSCO: say their private - but were mostly bankrolled by taxpayer (public owned, owned by people who payed taxes in the day)
just like families in american paying taxes when Alaska was bought (or paid on the load)
own the mineral resources in Alaska - righly - dead straight
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Not going anywhere
()
Date: March 08, 2015 05:00PM
Bumped up
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
P4dmn
()
Date: March 08, 2015 08:06PM
Bumpity bump
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
libtard certif. = looney tunes
()
Date: March 08, 2015 08:48PM
Libtards for the most part are certifiably crazy just in believing the shit they believe in. Fairy tales and la la land reality.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
jhferrfgtg
()
Date: March 08, 2015 09:49PM
Certifications and an education don't mean anything if you don't take ownership and responsibility for your life.
I have a Bachelor of Science from a good school but I have a PhD in getting shit done. I know too many people who have multiple degrees, Masters, etc but they are complete idiots who never accomplish anything.
I have a Bachelor of Science from a good school but I have a PhD in getting shit done. I know too many people who have multiple degrees, Masters, etc but they are complete idiots who never accomplish anything.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
truthishereee
()
Date: March 08, 2015 10:18PM
jhferrfgtg Wrote:
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> Certifications and an education don't mean
> anything if you don't take ownership and
> responsibility for your life.
>
> I have a Bachelor of Science from a good school
> but I have a PhD in getting shit done. I know too
> many people who have multiple degrees, Masters,
> etc but they are complete idiots who never
> accomplish anything.
If you can not execute, your resume don't mean shit.
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> Certifications and an education don't mean
> anything if you don't take ownership and
> responsibility for your life.
>
> I have a Bachelor of Science from a good school
> but I have a PhD in getting shit done. I know too
> many people who have multiple degrees, Masters,
> etc but they are complete idiots who never
> accomplish anything.
If you can not execute, your resume don't mean shit.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
fillerup
()
Date: March 09, 2015 03:39AM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
I can count to potato and I'm banging your wife. That certification.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
I can count to potato and I'm banging your wife. That certification.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Another Round of BS
()
Date: September 12, 2019 08:08PM
Boring night
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Lying, Corrupt, Cheating Trump
()
Date: September 12, 2019 08:27PM
I have these. I did them for fun and something to do. They really don't mean shit in the industry. Good to put in bio statements for lectures I do at conferences.
Certified Information Systems Security Professional (CISSP) ...
PMP: Project Management Professional. ...
CISA: Certified Information Systems Auditor. ...
CCDA: Cisco Certified Design Associate. ...
CCNP Routing and Switching. ...
MCSE: Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. ...
ITIL v3 Foundation. ...
Certified Ethical Hacker (CEH)
Certified Information Systems Security Professional (CISSP) ...
PMP: Project Management Professional. ...
CISA: Certified Information Systems Auditor. ...
CCDA: Cisco Certified Design Associate. ...
CCNP Routing and Switching. ...
MCSE: Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. ...
ITIL v3 Foundation. ...
Certified Ethical Hacker (CEH)
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Yelp Elite Reviewer
()
Date: September 12, 2019 09:12PM
also 5-Star uber user.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Cmon grandpa
()
Date: September 12, 2019 09:16PM
OPisnotplayingsmart Wrote:
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> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
> Good to know that if I hire you will spend 80% of
> your time maintain your certifications. If I see
> this on a resume, it is an immediate NO. Typical
> case of Jack of all trades, master of
> none....Pro-tip, don't divulge all of this when
> applying for a job, just the relevant ones.
Employers in the 21st century want a Swiss Army knife, not a meat cleaver. You should always retool and recertify with various certifications. Think outside the box.
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> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
> Good to know that if I hire you will spend 80% of
> your time maintain your certifications. If I see
> this on a resume, it is an immediate NO. Typical
> case of Jack of all trades, master of
> none....Pro-tip, don't divulge all of this when
> applying for a job, just the relevant ones.
Employers in the 21st century want a Swiss Army knife, not a meat cleaver. You should always retool and recertify with various certifications. Think outside the box.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Sausages
()
Date: September 13, 2019 10:16PM
I's a certified fuck machine
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
buratinos
()
Date: January 04, 2021 11:08AM
I recently managed to get a new PMP Certification with SPOTO. This certification was recommended to me by my friend, as it provides a wide range of opportunities, and also raises my own level as a specialist. It became much easier for me to find a new job since with my specialization, I am in demand in various organizations and I am offered high-paying positions. In the future, I plan to get several more certifications to improve my knowledge and skills even more and try to achieve the next promotion.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/09/2021 04:32PM by buratinos.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/09/2021 04:32PM by buratinos.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
SSCD
()
Date: January 04, 2021 11:48AM
It's not certifications that matter in the DC job market. It's security clearance level.
I have top secret.
I have top secret.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
uye7w
()
Date: January 04, 2021 11:51AM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
And Jugdish from Mumbai here on his H-1B Visa has all those as well. And he is willing to work for half what you require. Buh Bye!!!!
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
And Jugdish from Mumbai here on his H-1B Visa has all those as well. And he is willing to work for half what you require. Buh Bye!!!!
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Nice but not needed.
()
Date: January 04, 2021 11:58AM
libs hate America. Wrote:
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
I'm at a high level in the IT business and I've never even heard of half the listed certs.
Certificates are nice, but I hire based on experience and we do our own tests, credit checks and check references.
Occasionally we will hire somebody for a specific gov contract with a client that requires a certain cert but that is rare and we can always get them the cert.
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> I'll start, I have the following.
>
> PMP
> PMI-ACP
> ITIL Master
> Six Sigma Black Belt
> SPHR
> CGEIT
> PRINCE2
> CBAP
>
>
> Certifications mean everything in the DC job
> market, and I've worked hard the past 20 years
> building experience and knowledge proven by certs.
> What are you doing to prove to employers that
> you're the one they want?
I'm at a high level in the IT business and I've never even heard of half the listed certs.
Certificates are nice, but I hire based on experience and we do our own tests, credit checks and check references.
Occasionally we will hire somebody for a specific gov contract with a client that requires a certain cert but that is rare and we can always get them the cert.
Re: What certifications do you have?
Posted by:
Draiquarius Draincleaner
()
Date: January 04, 2021 02:15PM
I's a genuine level 15 pimp. I have SAB (Smack a Bitch) and SAH (Smack a Ho)
certification good through December, 2021.
certification good through December, 2021.