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Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Sandwich Maker
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Date: May 06, 2015 11:31PM
I just recenetly purchased some cold cuts (baked ham and turkey pastrami) and an Italian loaf of bread, hoping to make some sandwiches. I also purchased some Grey Poupon mustard. The meat is fine, but the mustard tastes horrible, like it was spiked with horseradish or or some shit. Can anybody suggest a decent mustard?
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show
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Date: May 07, 2015 01:01AM
Your bread should be stale by now and I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR SANDWICHES, SO NO.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
The Amazing Butthole
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Date: May 07, 2015 11:00AM
Try French's.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
FONZ
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Date: May 07, 2015 11:46AM
Try "Mustard of Man"
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Moutarde
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Date: May 07, 2015 12:56PM
Charroux.
You shouldn't be using anything else.
You shouldn't be using anything else.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
ergtsgdg
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Date: May 07, 2015 01:21PM
mmm
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Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Dick Ed
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Date: May 07, 2015 01:23PM
You must be a manager of something - somewhere, because you are a fucking idiot.
Eat your sandwich plain for being such a retard.
Eat your sandwich plain for being such a retard.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
JOke time!
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Date: May 07, 2015 01:27PM
How do men become gay?
70 percent were born that way, 30 percent were sucked into it.
70 percent were born that way, 30 percent were sucked into it.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Sandwich Maker
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Date: May 07, 2015 11:58PM
Thank you for all of your replies! I will certainly look to your comments to find a decent mustard. As I have said before, the Grey Poupon I have purchased earlier seems like it has a cosiderable amount of horseradish, and I am not interested in eating horseradish at any other place than the Orleans Steakhouse.
I would love to try Charroux at some time, but my current financial situation will not allow me to do so. French's is great, both in the yellow and brown incarnations, and I have loved Frenche's all my life. PPolish mustard and Sandwich Pal are both interesting, tahank you to ergtsgdg and rusky for sharing!
I would love to try Charroux at some time, but my current financial situation will not allow me to do so. French's is great, both in the yellow and brown incarnations, and I have loved Frenche's all my life. PPolish mustard and Sandwich Pal are both interesting, tahank you to ergtsgdg and rusky for sharing!
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Sammiches
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Date: May 08, 2015 06:16PM
mmmmmm (mustard in the middle) 
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
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Pardon me. Do you have any...
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Date: May 08, 2015 06:22PM
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Sal Governale
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Date: May 08, 2015 07:01PM
Mmmmmmmm....
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Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
tuJKv
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Date: May 17, 2015 01:06AM
"You must be a manager of something - somewhere, because you are a fucking idiot." YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE MINIONS I MANAGE.
"Eat your sandwich plain for being such a retard:"
I just want to take a Poll on where Fairfax residents receive their mustard. and nothing else.
"Eat your sandwich plain for being such a retard:"
I just want to take a Poll on where Fairfax residents receive their mustard. and nothing else.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
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serious reply
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Date: May 17, 2015 06:42AM
Sandwich Maker Wrote:
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> I just recenetly purchased some cold cuts (baked
> ham and turkey pastrami) and an Italian loaf of
> bread, hoping to make some sandwiches. I also
> purchased some Grey Poupon mustard. The meat is
> fine, but the mustard tastes horrible, like it was
> spiked with horseradish or or some shit. Can
> anybody suggest a decent mustard?
Sauers mustard is the best yellow mustard in the world. It is hard to find around here. Last time I was in Culpeper they had it at the Martins store. I have ordered it from their website also.
http://shop.cfsauer.com/products.asp?id=16&bid=4
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> I just recenetly purchased some cold cuts (baked
> ham and turkey pastrami) and an Italian loaf of
> bread, hoping to make some sandwiches. I also
> purchased some Grey Poupon mustard. The meat is
> fine, but the mustard tastes horrible, like it was
> spiked with horseradish or or some shit. Can
> anybody suggest a decent mustard?
Sauers mustard is the best yellow mustard in the world. It is hard to find around here. Last time I was in Culpeper they had it at the Martins store. I have ordered it from their website also.
http://shop.cfsauer.com/products.asp?id=16&bid=4
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Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Opinionated George
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Date: May 17, 2015 10:35AM
Sal Governale Wrote:
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> Mmmmmmmm....
WTF is it with every single fucking beer manufacturer making random condiments and foods out of their beer? NO, I don't not want fucking mustard that tastes like your mediocre beer. No thanks, I don't want whiskey flavor in my ranch dressing. And then all you fucking dumb sheep go and buy it like the dumb shitheads that you are.
KEEP the fucking beer out of food. If I want beer, I'll go drink a fucking beer. When I want mustard, I DO NOT want to taste beer. WTF.
And that's all I have to say about that!
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> Mmmmmmmm....
WTF is it with every single fucking beer manufacturer making random condiments and foods out of their beer? NO, I don't not want fucking mustard that tastes like your mediocre beer. No thanks, I don't want whiskey flavor in my ranch dressing. And then all you fucking dumb sheep go and buy it like the dumb shitheads that you are.
KEEP the fucking beer out of food. If I want beer, I'll go drink a fucking beer. When I want mustard, I DO NOT want to taste beer. WTF.
And that's all I have to say about that!
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Opinionated George
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Date: May 17, 2015 10:38AM
serious reply Wrote:
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> Sandwich Maker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just recenetly purchased some cold cuts
> (baked
> > ham and turkey pastrami) and an Italian loaf of
> > bread, hoping to make some sandwiches. I also
> > purchased some Grey Poupon mustard. The meat is
> > fine, but the mustard tastes horrible, like it
> was
> > spiked with horseradish or or some shit. Can
> > anybody suggest a decent mustard?
>
>
> Sauers mustard is the best yellow mustard in the
> world. It is hard to find around here. Last time I
> was in Culpeper they had it at the Martins store.
> I have ordered it from their website also.
>
>
> http://shop.cfsauer.com/products.asp?id=16&bid=4
Who the FUCK buys mustard online? What are you some sort of fucking weirdo? Too good for French's, you fucking faggot?
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> Sandwich Maker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just recenetly purchased some cold cuts
> (baked
> > ham and turkey pastrami) and an Italian loaf of
> > bread, hoping to make some sandwiches. I also
> > purchased some Grey Poupon mustard. The meat is
> > fine, but the mustard tastes horrible, like it
> was
> > spiked with horseradish or or some shit. Can
> > anybody suggest a decent mustard?
>
>
> Sauers mustard is the best yellow mustard in the
> world. It is hard to find around here. Last time I
> was in Culpeper they had it at the Martins store.
> I have ordered it from their website also.
>
>
> http://shop.cfsauer.com/products.asp?id=16&bid=4
Who the FUCK buys mustard online? What are you some sort of fucking weirdo? Too good for French's, you fucking faggot?
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
lolumad
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Date: May 17, 2015 01:00PM
Someone must have shit in opinionated george's sammich yesterday! LOL
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Opinionated George
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Date: May 17, 2015 02:31PM
No you fucking fat bastard piece of shit I am not mad, I am SICK of these fucking stupid products and I'm SICK of you too! Get lost, asshole!
And that's all I have to say about that!
And that's all I have to say about that!
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
market research
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Date: May 17, 2015 02:40PM
Opinionated George Wrote:
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> No you fucking fat bastard piece of shit I am not
> mad, I am SICK of these fucking stupid products
> and I'm SICK of you too! Get lost, asshole!
>
> And that's all I have to say about that!
We are happy that you are able to share your opinion so freely. Have you ever tried food lion brown mustard? That shit is good.
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> No you fucking fat bastard piece of shit I am not
> mad, I am SICK of these fucking stupid products
> and I'm SICK of you too! Get lost, asshole!
>
> And that's all I have to say about that!
We are happy that you are able to share your opinion so freely. Have you ever tried food lion brown mustard? That shit is good.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Opinionated George
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Date: May 17, 2015 03:11PM
market research Wrote:
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> Opinionated George Wrote:
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> > No you fucking fat bastard piece of shit I am
> not
> > mad, I am SICK of these fucking stupid products
> > and I'm SICK of you too! Get lost, asshole!
> >
> > And that's all I have to say about that!
>
>
> We are happy that you are able to share your
> opinion so freely. Have you ever tried food lion
> brown mustard? That shit is good.
No, I don't shop at Food Lion because I'm not a fat ugly soccer mom in a minivan. Go shop at Food Lion with a vibrator in your asshole, you stupid fuck!
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> Opinionated George Wrote:
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> -----
> > No you fucking fat bastard piece of shit I am
> not
> > mad, I am SICK of these fucking stupid products
> > and I'm SICK of you too! Get lost, asshole!
> >
> > And that's all I have to say about that!
>
>
> We are happy that you are able to share your
> opinion so freely. Have you ever tried food lion
> brown mustard? That shit is good.
No, I don't shop at Food Lion because I'm not a fat ugly soccer mom in a minivan. Go shop at Food Lion with a vibrator in your asshole, you stupid fuck!
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
Posted by:
Sandwich Maker
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Date: July 20, 2023 10:30PM
So far, in the eight years since I've written the original post, I have to admit that the French's mustard is a bit overrated. My favorite mustard these days is the Silver Spring Jalapeno Mustard. I really liked a good mustard on my sammich back in the day. Now that I'm late into in my forties, and I'll continue to like it in my fifties.
Re: Types of Mustard to Make Sammiches
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Meade Musturd tastes like shit
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Date: July 20, 2023 10:33PM
I'm in my 60s an it still does