Home•Fairfax General Forum•Arrest/Ticket Search•Wiki new•Pictures/Videos•Chat•Articles•Links•About
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Goto Topic: Previous•Next
Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Post New Topic•Search•Log In•Print View
The Obese Neighbor and Bowels
Posted by: Braised Onion ()
Date: July 17, 2023 10:59PM

Brown onion I hope you’re here. Back from school. Dad and the obese neighbor live in a domestic partnership, and today the obese neighbor used a big plunger to help evacuate my dads bowels. They did this in the family room, and it’s a mess. I want to go back to school, but am relieved work is tomorrow. Do you have any suggestions, as all of the toilets are overflown with fecal water.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: The Obese Neighbor and Bowels
Posted by: Al Advisor ()
Date: July 17, 2023 11:18PM

I have a suggestion, don’t try to imitate Brown Onion. There is nobody like him.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: The Obese Neighbor and Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: July 18, 2023 05:12AM

5am guy checking in here. Dropped two loads in the last hour!

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: The Obese Neighbor and Bowels
Posted by: Meowy Onion ()
Date: July 18, 2023 05:37AM

Cat turds really smell.

Options: Reply•Quote
Re: The Obese Neighbor and Bowels
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: July 18, 2023 05:51AM

Ate at Tippys. Liquid loads all night.

Options: Reply•Quote


Go to: Forum List•Back to Forum•Search•Log In
Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********        **  **     **        **  ********  
 **              **   **   **         **  **     ** 
 **              **    ** **          **  **     ** 
 ******          **     ***           **  ********  
 **        **    **    ** **    **    **  **        
 **        **    **   **   **   **    **  **        
 **         ******   **     **   ******   **
This forum powered by Phorum.