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What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Stoker ()
Date: January 14, 2023 11:54PM

It would make sense.

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Ridiculous ()
Date: January 15, 2023 09:17AM

That’s ridiculous. Meade looks youthful and glowing due to his rigorous exercise regimen and healthy diet.

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Meade Muscle ()
Date: January 15, 2023 10:04AM

Meade has worked hard to get his impressive physique. Sure, he was blessed with great genes and well as musical talent, but he put in the work to develop both.

Meade didn't just live off his trust fund or family name. That is why he is beloved by his fans. He has looks of Elvis, moves and showmanship of James Brown,
and a keyboard style like a combination of Ray Charles and Jerry Lee Lewis.

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: coincidence ()
Date: January 15, 2023 01:51PM

Meade is not a vampire; BUT, he portrayed one in a music video he did a few years back.

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Facial ()
Date: January 15, 2023 05:39PM

There is this long standing rumor that if you spread fresh sperm on your face, it tightens up your pores, and gives you face a special glow.

I read a certain high profile celebrity model uses this trick routinely.

Could that be Meade's secret?

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Facial ()
Date: January 15, 2023 05:39PM

There is this long standing rumor that if you spread fresh sperm on your face, it tightens up your pores, and gives you face a special glow.

I read a certain high profile celebrity model uses this trick routinely.

Could that be Meade's secret?

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Facial ()
Date: January 15, 2023 05:39PM

There is this long standing rumor that if you spread fresh sperm on your face, it tightens up your pores, and gives you face a special glow.

I read a certain high profile celebrity model uses this trick routinely.

Could that be Meade's secret?

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Romans did this ()
Date: January 15, 2023 06:46PM

Facial Wrote:
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> There is this long standing rumor that if you
> spread fresh sperm on your face, it tightens up
> your pores, and gives you face a special glow.
>
> I read a certain high profile celebrity model uses
> this trick routinely.
>
> Could that be Meade's secret?


Sick bastards those ancient Romans. But it is true the nobility females did this.

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Seblantics ()
Date: January 15, 2023 08:19PM

Meade isn’t a vampire in the literal sense but he is so metaphorically speaking as he leaches off what little money his elderly father has and is a government assistance vampire sucking up taxpayer money.

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Vampire Romance ()
Date: June 24, 2023 07:26PM

Meade would look good in a vampire costume. He might get a part as an extra in a Blutengel video

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: Meade fan 12 ()
Date: June 24, 2023 07:28PM

Here's some inspiration Meade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBBIW9UVtzQ

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Re: What if Meade Skelton is a vampire and that’s why he looks so youthful and glowing?
Posted by: all i know is ()
Date: June 24, 2023 07:47PM

Stoker Wrote:
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> It would make sense.


Meade was a good church going man, always the first man in the pew on a cold frosty Sunday morn. What happened?

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