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Embrace Jesus As Your Savior
Posted by: Miracles Happen ()
Date: June 05, 2023 08:26PM

I got tons of free time on the weekend to play golf now that Jesus is doing all my yard work and landscaping. Incredible!

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Re: Embrace Jesus As Your Savior
Posted by: Rev Billy Bob ()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:04PM

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

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Re: Embrace Jesus As Your Savior
Posted by: The Real Jew ()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:07PM

Im JEWISH by ancestry and birth but Im a Christian by choice

The Lord Jesus Christ is my lord and savior AMEN

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Re: Embrace Jesus As Your Savior
Posted by: Falwell's Wife ()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:19PM

Have him do the pool for your wife.

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Re: Embrace Jesus As Your Savior
Posted by: Costco Shopper ()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:22PM

Jesus sanded all my old CostCo teak patio furniture and lathered it with teak oil. My wife was out of town and was very impressed when she came home. I got laid. It only cost $250. Thank You Jesus!!

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Re: Embrace Jesus As Your Savior
Posted by: Jew Watch ()
Date: June 05, 2023 10:20PM

The Real Jew Wrote:
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> Im JEWISH by ancestry and birth but Im a Christian
> by choice
>
> The Lord Jesus Christ is my lord and savior AMEN


LOL

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