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GOP Congressman - Feels The Sugar State Love
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Mrs. Peacock
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Date: October 21, 2014 07:45AM
Rep. Vance McAllister (RepuliTard-La.), who became known as the "kissing Congressman from the Sugar state," raised less than $15,000 from just 13 donors from July through September. According to The Washington Post, McAllister had to lend his campaign $795,000. How sweet!
Late last year, surveillance video surfaced of McAllister passionately kissing his scheduler, Melissa Hixon Peacock, who was married to McAllister's longtime "friend" and political supporter.
Under initial pressure to resign, McAllister announced that he would not seek re-election. But this past June, McAllister changed his mind, explaining that his district "needs a strong, conservative voice in Congress." If he'd fuck over his best friend by screwing his wife, I'd hate to see what he would do to his constituents, their wives, and their kids!
Nonetheless, the self-proclaimed socially conservative congressman has lost plenty of political support since the kissing scandal. In his 2013 special election campaign, for example, he had the backing of the reality television stars of "Duck Dynasty," who have become conservative celebrities to the backward ass, no teeth, trailer trash collecting Federal government assistance across the red welfare state confederate belt.
But this time, a member of the "Duck Dynasty" clan is actually running to unseat McAllister. A new ad from Republican Zach Dasher, one of eight candidates trying to oust the congressman, features his uncle and "Duck Dynasty" patriarch, Phil Robertson. At an outdoor festival in September, Robertson even said that McAllister was not "godly," which is Tea Bagging swamp rat slang for saying McAllister is a completely morally reprehensible scumbag.
The pressure may be getting to McAllister. The congressman recently told Politico that he has put on nearly 40 pounds since the scandal made headlines. The weight gain caught the attention of House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who reportedly told the congressman that he is "getting a little thick."
Asked to comment, Ms. Peacock said, "He's thick alright - between the ears; just not so much between the legs."
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Late last year, surveillance video surfaced of McAllister passionately kissing his scheduler, Melissa Hixon Peacock, who was married to McAllister's longtime "friend" and political supporter.
Under initial pressure to resign, McAllister announced that he would not seek re-election. But this past June, McAllister changed his mind, explaining that his district "needs a strong, conservative voice in Congress." If he'd fuck over his best friend by screwing his wife, I'd hate to see what he would do to his constituents, their wives, and their kids!
Nonetheless, the self-proclaimed socially conservative congressman has lost plenty of political support since the kissing scandal. In his 2013 special election campaign, for example, he had the backing of the reality television stars of "Duck Dynasty," who have become conservative celebrities to the backward ass, no teeth, trailer trash collecting Federal government assistance across the red welfare state confederate belt.
But this time, a member of the "Duck Dynasty" clan is actually running to unseat McAllister. A new ad from Republican Zach Dasher, one of eight candidates trying to oust the congressman, features his uncle and "Duck Dynasty" patriarch, Phil Robertson. At an outdoor festival in September, Robertson even said that McAllister was not "godly," which is Tea Bagging swamp rat slang for saying McAllister is a completely morally reprehensible scumbag.
The pressure may be getting to McAllister. The congressman recently told Politico that he has put on nearly 40 pounds since the scandal made headlines. The weight gain caught the attention of House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who reportedly told the congressman that he is "getting a little thick."
Asked to comment, Ms. Peacock said, "He's thick alright - between the ears; just not so much between the legs."
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Re: GOP Congressman - Feels The Sugar State Love
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camo wearin dumbasses
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Date: October 21, 2014 07:53AM
> reality television stars of "Duck Dynasty,"
they're a bunch of stupid rednecks
they're a bunch of stupid rednecks