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the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Fapmax ()
Date: July 22, 2022 10:20PM

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Eesh is a homo ()
Date: July 22, 2022 10:31PM

We know you like ass, homo

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Miz is a homo ()
Date: July 22, 2022 11:35PM

Yeah William, we know you sucked Chris Tator's dick.

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: simple as ()
Date: July 23, 2022 01:21AM

If you like tits then your gay. You probably like harry man boobs to.

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Louise had breast cancer ()
Date: July 23, 2022 08:32AM

Eesh is a homo Wrote:
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> We know you like ass, homo

Well, he doesn't like tits because of his mom's rotting off

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Lactation Lana ()
Date: July 23, 2022 12:41PM

My husband preferred asses to tits when we got married. Then I got pregnant. The baby came and I breast fed her. One day, y tits started hurting real bad. I called the doctor. She gave me a virtual appointment. I told her what was happening and she suggested something I thought was crazy but my tits hurt so bad I was willing to try anything. She told me to have my husband suck my tits and drink the milk. She said it was a backup or a clog and this would fix it. My husband was due home from work an hour later, so when he came home, I told him what the doctor said.

Fortunately, he really loves me, so he said he'd do it. I tried to make it an experience for him, so I took off my clothes and his too. I sat on the couch,laid his head on my chest and offered him a tit. He sucked on it for a while, got the milk going then did the other one. WHAT A RELIEF! I noticed he had a hardon when he was limp when we started. I put his mouth on one of my tits and took his dick and started to stroke it. He started to suck more vigorously until he came. Then I gave him my other tit and stroked him off again. When we were done, he knelt in front of me and ate me to a powerful orgasm.

This was 4 years ago. Baby's been long weaned, but I still have husband sucking my tits while I stroke him off. I'm still lactating. It's a real erotic bonding experience. Couples should try it!

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: thats gross ()
Date: July 27, 2022 09:34PM

you're husband is gay!

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Lemme Suck Dem Tittays! ()
Date: July 28, 2022 08:18AM

It would be fun if you let me suck them for you, while your weak ass husband sucks my massive, rock hard cock!

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: July 28, 2022 10:20AM

thats gross Wrote:
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> you're husband is I'm an illiterate "graduate" of FCPS & I'm gay!


FIFY

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: This guy's GOT to be gay. ()
Date: July 28, 2022 10:21AM

Lemme Suck Dem Tittays! Wrote:
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> It would be fun if you let me suck them for you,
> while your weak ass husband sucks my massive, rock
> hard cock!


Only a straw felching butt commando would shitpost some stupid shit like that.

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: No you’re gay ()
Date: July 28, 2022 08:22PM

This guy's GOT to be gay. Wrote:
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> Lemme Suck Dem Tittays! Wrote:
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> > It would be fun if you let me suck them for
> you,
> > while your weak ass husband sucks my massive,
> rock
> > hard cock!
>
>
> Only a straw felching butt commando would shitpost
> some stupid shit like that.

StrW felching butt commando? What type of homosexual even talks like that. Dude take the cock out of your mouth and speak clearly

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: T7LTK ()
Date: July 29, 2022 12:40AM

No you’re gay Wrote:
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> This guy's GOT to be gay. Wrote:
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> > Lemme Suck Dem Tittays! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It would be fun if you let me suck them for
> > you,
> > > while your weak ass husband sucks my massive,
> > rock
> > > hard cock!
> >
> >
> > Only a straw felching butt commando would
> shitpost
> > some stupid shit like that.
>
> StrW felching butt commando? What type of
> homosexual even talks like that. Dude take the
> cock out of your mouth and speak clearly


Only a straw felching pickle smoker doesn't understand what that means. I see you're not just regular gay, you're not just VERY gay, you're totally, completely, absolutely, thoroughly CAPITAL G-A-Y, GAY.

Only a limp wrist fudge packer would keep shitposting the sorry ass gay shit like you.

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Found the TRUE gay guy ()
Date: July 29, 2022 08:41PM

See above. Straw felching? Pickle smoker? Obviously an incoherent gay man talking with a mouth full of cock. Admit it to yourself gay man, and come out of the closet.

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Obvious Pole Smoker quoted here ()
Date: July 30, 2022 01:02AM

Found the TRUE gay guy Wrote:
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> See above. Straw felching? Pickle smoker?
> Obviously an incoherent gay man talking with a
> mouth full of cock. Admit it to yourself gay man,
> and come out of the closet.

Looks like I struck a nerve, huh, butt pirate? You see yourself there straw felching your bf & licking the straw afterwards. Then you do the butt dance but don't want anybody to know. Well, butt commando, you're out of the closet now!

It's a wonder you got any time to shitpost your BS at all, with all the thilly thavageth using you for their bukkake doll. Admit it, turd burglar, you love it.

You actually outed yourself b|c everybody knows only a straw felching rump ranger would shitpost the stupid shit you shitpost.

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: MILK TRUCK ()
Date: July 30, 2022 01:24AM

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: so, in other words ()
Date: July 31, 2022 05:22AM

Fapmax Wrote:
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op's wife has a fat ass, and this is his cope.......

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Bumpercars ()
Date: August 02, 2022 02:30PM

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Re: the ass vs tits debate settled forever
Posted by: Butt surfer fags ()
Date: August 02, 2022 04:08PM

This is a debate that only Peter puffing, butt surfing rump rangers are having. Ass and tits are both equally nice. You don’t have to choose one over the other.

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