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Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2014 05:49AM

Saw him perform tonight. (actually, last night) He plays his $4M 1713 Gibson Stradivarius, a violin twice stolen from the Polish violinist, Bronislaw Huberman, like an angel.

I was sitting next to a lady who had some type of sleeping disease.

Every few minutes, her head would flop over. She'd stay slumped like that for 5 to 10 seconds; then her head would pop up, and she'd act like nothing happened.

She was slumped over for most of one piece, yet she clapped, and said to her husband, "That was beautiful."

Anyway, the concert was lovely, despite the obligatory standing ovation at the end. I understand standing after Bell played (although, I did not), but he played before the intermission, and did not play again.

Would you assholes please stop jumping up after every freakin' concert and play. It's fucking annoying. I can't see around your goddamn fat asses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACADUCp4iCQ

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Somnambulism ()
Date: September 21, 2014 06:52AM

Alias Wrote:
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> was sitting next to a lady who had some type of sleeping disease.

I knew a guy in my neighborhood who had that. He wasn't allowed to drive and would sometimes walk around the neighborhood at night in a total slumber, cars blowing their horns, people shouting for him to get out of the street etc. he got hit by a car when he was in his wheelchair and died shortly thereafter.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2014 07:06AM

Why was he in a wheelchair?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: No Rocket Scientist ()
Date: September 21, 2014 08:21AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Why was he in a wheelchair?


For shits and giggles.

Now why the fuck else would somebody be in a wheelchair?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Think before posting ()
Date: September 21, 2014 08:51AM

No Rocket Scientist Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why was he in a wheelchair?
>
>
> For shits and giggles.
>
> Now why the fuck else would somebody be in a
> wheelchair?



What a dumb bitch.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: i agree w/ your post ()
Date: September 21, 2014 12:56PM

> Think before posting

I agree. Think before you post something. If it helps, try writing it down and reading it out loud first to make sure you won't sound like an ass.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: September 21, 2014 12:58PM

No Rocket Scientist Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why was he in a wheelchair?
>
>
> For shits and giggles.
>
> Now why the fuck else would somebody be in a
> wheelchair?


But what did the wheelchair have to do with your story?

Certainly he wasn't confined to a wheelchair because he was narcoleptic?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Cripple ()
Date: September 21, 2014 01:11PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Why was he in a wheelchair?


Pick up chicks. They love that shit. Works just as good as dogs in the park.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: the fleecing of America ()
Date: September 21, 2014 01:17PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> No Rocket Scientist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Why was he in a wheelchair?
> >
> >
> > For shits and giggles.
> >
> > Now why the fuck else would somebody be in a
> > wheelchair?
>
>
> But what did the wheelchair have to do with your
> story?
>
> Certainly he wasn't confined to a wheelchair
> because he was narcoleptic?


Wouldn't doubt if it was some libtard faking disability so he could get food stamps and live for free off the govt. And of course Obama is just too arrogant to do anything about it.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: September 21, 2014 09:32PM

Why would you PAY to see J-Bell when you can watch him for free at L'Enfant Plaza METRO station?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbib914iuyM

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: metro experiment ()
Date: September 21, 2014 09:45PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> Why would you PAY to see J-Bell when you can watch
> him for free at L'Enfant Plaza METRO station?
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbib914iuyM


"Bell donned a baseball cap and played as an incognito busker at the Metro subway station L'Enfant Plaza in Washington, D.C. on January 12, 2007. The experiment was videotaped on hidden camera; of the 1,097 people who passed by, only seven stopped to listen to him, and only one recognized him. For his nearly 45-minute performance, Bell collected $32.17 from 27 passersby (excluding $20 from the passerby who recognized him)."

This violin shit is crap that not really anyone listens to. The only way to make a living doing that is at dumb 100+ dollar symphony stuff. It's like old people music, shit only a fruitcake rich person would go to. It's retarded.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2014 02:32AM

No Rocket Scientist Wrote:
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> Now why the fuck else would somebody be in a
> wheelchair?

You tell me, asshole.

According to the post, the guy could walk.

Now, go fuck yourself.

And, after you do that, ride a wheelchair off your fucking roof.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: tired of reading this shit ()
Date: September 23, 2014 04:17AM

quit acting like an ass

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2014 04:39AM

tired of reading this shit Wrote:
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> quit acting like an ass

Only country bumpkins use the word "quit" instead of "stop" in a sentence like that.

You fuckin' bumpkin.

Sorry, but someone had to tell you.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: like clock work ()
Date: September 23, 2014 04:48AM

I love it when Alias gets angrier and drunker as the night goes on.

Any minute now she is going to do a total 360 and post some poetic bullshit about the birds and the sunrise.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2014 05:06AM

like clock work Wrote:
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> I love it when Alias gets angrier and drunker as
> the night goes on.
>
> Any minute now she is going to do a total 360 and
> post some poetic bullshit about the birds and the
> sunrise.


Ah, so here you are, nasty man, fake lover of the poor and disenfranchised, looking for some free hook to hang your hat.

You wouldn't know a sunrise.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: tired of reading this shit ()
Date: September 23, 2014 05:11AM

Alias Wrote:
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> tired of reading this shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > quit acting like an ass
>
> Only country bumpkins use the word "quit" instead
> of "stop" in a sentence like that.
>
> You fuckin' bumpkin.
>
> Sorry, but someone had to tell you.

grew up in Fairfax, we're not bumpkins

I thought this was supposed to be a nice blog about Joshua Bell, obviously you'd rather just curse and act like a gay retard

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2014 05:19AM

tired of reading this shit Wrote:
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> grew up in Fairfax,

Wow!

> we're not bumpkins

Then why do you act like one?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: dead man walkin ()
Date: September 23, 2014 05:23AM

Alias Wrote:
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> like clock work Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love it when Alias gets angrier and drunker
> as
> > the night goes on.
> >
> > Any minute now she is going to do a total 360
> and
> > post some poetic bullshit about the birds and
> the
> > sunrise.
>
>
> Ah, so here you are, nasty man, fake lover of the
> poor and disenfranchised, looking for some free
> hook to hang your hat.
>
> You wouldn't know a sunrise.


You rump roast old bag, you're a big idiot. Have another, will you? You'll wake up tomorrow and apologize, and I'll soon forget.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2014 05:33AM

dead man walkin Wrote:
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> You'll wake up tomorrow and
> apologize, and I'll soon forget.


I doubt that.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: symptoms of rage ()
Date: September 23, 2014 07:53AM

like clock work Wrote:
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> I love it when Alias gets angrier and drunker as
> the night goes on.

I wouldn't be surprised if some kind of drugs were involved. She stays up boozing and getting high, and then it makes her all surly and combative. It's very sad actually.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: September 23, 2014 01:29PM

Nip

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: potato cam ()
Date: September 23, 2014 03:13PM

That is one shitty picture ^

Try again!

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: buncha friggin retards ()
Date: September 23, 2014 03:14PM

potato cam Wrote:
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> That is one shitty picture ^
>
> Try again!


what is that?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2014 11:26PM

symptoms of rage Wrote:
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> I wouldn't be surprised if some kind of drugs were
> involved. She stays up boozing and getting high,
> and then it makes her all surly and combative.

You would know.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: September 24, 2014 12:01AM

Alias, I just wanna give you a shout out. Keep it real.

You make sense to me.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 24, 2014 01:30AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Saw him perform tonight. (actually, last night)
> He plays his $4M 1713 Gibson Stradivarius, a
> violin twice stolen from the Polish violinist,
> Bronislaw Huberman, like an angel.
>
> I was sitting next to a lady who had some type of
> sleeping disease.
>
> Every few minutes, her head would flop over. She'd
> stay slumped like that for 5 to 10 seconds; then
> her head would pop up, and she'd act like nothing
> happened.
>
> She was slumped over for most of one piece, yet
> she clapped, and said to her husband, "That was
> beautiful."
>
> Anyway, the concert was lovely, despite the
> obligatory standing ovation at the end. I
> understand standing after Bell played (although, I
> did not), but he played before the intermission,
> and did not play again.
>
> Would you assholes please stop jumping up after
> every freakin' concert and play. It's fucking
> annoying. I can't see around your goddamn fat
> asses.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACADUCp4iCQ







This of course is a made up story.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 24, 2014 02:26AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Saw him perform tonight. (actually, last night)
>
> > He plays his $4M 1713 Gibson Stradivarius, a
> > violin twice stolen from the Polish violinist,
> > Bronislaw Huberman, like an angel.
> >
> > I was sitting next to a lady who had some type
> of
> > sleeping disease.
> >
> > Every few minutes, her head would flop over.
> She'd
> > stay slumped like that for 5 to 10 seconds;
> then
> > her head would pop up, and she'd act like
> nothing
> > happened.
> >
> > She was slumped over for most of one piece, yet
> > she clapped, and said to her husband, "That was
> > beautiful."
> >
> > Anyway, the concert was lovely, despite the
> > obligatory standing ovation at the end. I
> > understand standing after Bell played (although,
> I
> > did not), but he played before the
> intermission,
> > and did not play again.
> >
> > Would you assholes please stop jumping up after
> > every freakin' concert and play. It's fucking
> > annoying. I can't see around your goddamn fat
> > asses.
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACADUCp4iCQ

>
>
>
> This of course is a made up story.


What would you know about the truth?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 24, 2014 02:36AM

Jen Money Wrote:
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> Alias, I just wanna give you a shout out.

Thank you, Jen.

(my first shout out)

> You make sense to me.

Wish I made sense to myself.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: HIViolin ()
Date: September 24, 2014 05:41PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Saw him perform tonight. (actually, last night)
> He plays his $4M 1713 Gibson Stradivarius, a
> violin twice stolen from the Polish violinist,
> Bronislaw Huberman, like an angel.
>
> I was sitting next to a lady who had some type of
> sleeping disease.
>
> Every few minutes, her head would flop over. She'd
> stay slumped like that for 5 to 10 seconds; then
> her head would pop up, and she'd act like nothing
> happened.
>
> She was slumped over for most of one piece, yet
> she clapped, and said to her husband, "That was
> beautiful."
>
> Anyway, the concert was lovely, despite the
> obligatory standing ovation at the end. I
> understand standing after Bell played (although, I
> did not), but he played before the intermission,
> and did not play again.
>
> Would you assholes please stop jumping up after
> every freakin' concert and play. It's fucking
> annoying. I can't see around your goddamn fat
> asses.

It figures, this fruitcake is playing in DC, AGAIN.

I'm sorry but Joshua Bell seems a bit light in the loafers if you ask me.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Music Critic ()
Date: September 24, 2014 10:54PM

HIViolin Wrote:
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> I'm sorry but Joshua Bell seems a bit light in the
> loafers if you ask me.


he's a queer. very popular with the gays.

music that dumb people and fags listen to.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Bottoms Up ()
Date: September 25, 2014 06:55AM

He's playing next Tuesday at 12:30pm at Union Station. I'm on the night train.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: lispy violin twerp ()
Date: September 25, 2014 11:23AM

Bottoms Up Wrote:
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> He's playing next Tuesday at 12:30pm at Union
> Station. I'm on the night train.


he's a fem

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: he's a homo ()
Date: September 25, 2014 06:26PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Saw him perform tonight. (actually, last night)
> He plays his $4M 1713 Gibson Stradivarius, a
> violin twice stolen from the Polish violinist,
> Bronislaw Huberman, like an angel.

he fuckin takes it up the shitpipe

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 25, 2014 06:40PM

Alias, is this man in your fantasies?



-

Blessed are the murderous.
Attachments:
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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: HEY ALIAS ()
Date: September 25, 2014 07:52PM

Hey Alias,

I want to sit on your lap like you're Santa Claus and have you fondle my nutsack.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Exactly who u think I am ()
Date: September 25, 2014 09:33PM

Alias.

Do you remember me?

I used to follow you around from time to time. Ring any bells, brother?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: AIDS kills fags dead ()
Date: September 25, 2014 10:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, is this man in your fantasies?
>
>
>
> -


lol, just look at that faggot. I wish they'd drag him behind a truck with that effeminate look on his face and they stupid instrument

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: ring my bells ()
Date: September 26, 2014 06:58PM

Exactly who u think I am Wrote:
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> Alias.
>
> Do you remember me?
>
> I used to follow you around from time to time.
> Ring any bells, brother?
Attachments:
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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: efjal ()
Date: September 29, 2014 11:59PM

the liberals have spoken.....

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: lsfkj ()
Date: September 30, 2014 01:44AM

How does one compete with the homosexuals?

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: kex ()
Date: October 01, 2014 03:37AM

lsfkj Wrote:
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> How does one compete with the homosexuals?


One can't.

It's incorrect.

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Re: Joshua Bell
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 03, 2014 01:43AM

kex Wrote:
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> lsfkj Wrote:
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> > How does one compete with the homosexuals?

> One can't.

True.

Gays are fabulous.

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