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I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 11, 2022 10:59PM

I also ate this egg in tomato sauce thing. So I'll be on the toilet with diarrhea for the next week or so..

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: take pictures ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:01PM

or better, some video

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:03PM

You will be dead in 3 months

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:05PM

take pictures Wrote:
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> or better, some video


Alright. I'll take pictures if I remember. I'm probably going to have to call out of work tomorrow.

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:06PM

Dr Jack Wrote:
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> You will be dead in 3 months

That long? Doesn't seem like soon enough. I'm sure it'll all come out of me multiple times tomorrow. Or probably around 3am or some shit.

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:25PM

I'm scared Wrote:
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> Dr Jack Wrote:
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> > You will be dead in 3 months
>
> That long? Doesn't seem like soon enough. I'm sure
> it'll all come out of me multiple times tomorrow.
> Or probably around 3am or some shit.


It’s not as simple as a case of Diarrhea. Undercooked egg mixed with bacteria laced tomato sauce can cause serious internal infections.

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:27PM

Who said anything about all that?!

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm so pretty... ()
Date: July 11, 2022 11:33PM

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: July 12, 2022 12:02AM

I'm scared Wrote:
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> Who said anything about all that?!

I just said something about all that, dipwad!

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 12, 2022 12:10AM

Fuck you. You're a failed doctor. The egg was overcooked and there was no bacteria laced tomato sauce, you shit licker!

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: July 12, 2022 01:02AM

I'm scared Wrote:
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> Fuck you. You're a failed doctor. The egg was
> overcooked and there was no bacteria laced tomato
> sauce, you shit licker!


I am a real doctor. I have a degree from Bullshit Medical School.

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 12, 2022 08:18AM

Here we go!

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: I'm scared ()
Date: July 12, 2022 11:00AM

I have gone twice already. Not quite diarrhea but certainly not solid. Feels like a detox.

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: Auto Parts ()
Date: July 12, 2022 11:00AM

Let us know how it goes. Slurpee dump or Buick transmission kerplunk/splash like Brown Onion guy.

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Re: I just ate an entire bag of sweet peppers
Posted by: 5050man ()
Date: July 12, 2022 10:46PM

Don't risk dehydration while you're shitting all those sweet sweet peppers out. Chase it with some pitchers of Sweet Tea!

And listen to Meade while you're in there stuck on the throne....

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