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Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Free the Roads from Truckers ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:01AM

Start saving up old rotten food to throw at the truckers when then clog the DC road system.

I've put to 2 dozen eggs outside so they get nice rotten. This going to be fun. Reminds of my high days.

Those trucks are going to smell for years.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Bezos is evil ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:06AM

I'm saving all my eggs for Bezos's private ship.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Paint Ball-a-go-go ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:08AM

Kumbaiya my lawd Kumbaiya

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Rotten Eggs ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:09AM

Bezos is evil Wrote:
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> I'm saving all my eggs for Bezos's private ship.

Suit yourself.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Dick Trickle ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:10AM

Sad libtards spend every day angry.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: How Make Stink Bombs ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:13AM

Make the Stink Bomb
Use scissors or a knife to carefully cut the heads off of a book of matches. Don't cut yourself.

Place the match heads inside the empty 20-oz bottle.
...
Seal the bottle and swirl the contents around.

Wait 3-4 days before uncapping the bottle.
...
Uncap the bottle when you're ready to release the stink.

Use to fill water balloons.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Matches & what? ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:22AM

No liquid?!?

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: onboard ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:33AM

yeah, when do you add the liquid(water)?

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Smell it Up! ()
Date: February 22, 2022 10:13AM

onboard Wrote:
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> yeah, when do you add the liquid(water)?

Urine!

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Crushedx ()
Date: February 22, 2022 10:38AM

LOL!@

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Would dogshit work? ()
Date: February 22, 2022 12:51PM

It sounds like it would

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Are these Canadian monkeys? ()
Date: February 22, 2022 02:05PM

Or are they homegrown monkeys?

It will make a difference!

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: 1000s Of Eyes Are Upon You Cucks ()
Date: February 22, 2022 02:13PM

We see you do shit and we call the cops with your tag # its a felony to pitch eggs at trucks

You got you chance to protest on your Gay Pride Days, 100 mothers against guns and other weak shit, now its the truckers turn to peacefully bitch about heavy handed mandates

Ther'es so many trucks out on the interstates no one will know when they even come

Truckers Move America ON ! Everything we eat buy and need comes by trucks

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: You are a fump trucker ()
Date: February 22, 2022 02:16PM

...and a cock sucker

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Protest the Truckers! ()
Date: February 22, 2022 02:33PM

1000s Of Eyes Are Upon You Cucks Wrote:
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> We see you do shit and we call the cops with your
> tag # its a felony to pitch eggs at trucks
>
> You got you chance to protest on your Gay Pride
> Days, 100 mothers against guns and other weak
> shit, now its the truckers turn to peacefully
> bitch about heavy handed mandates
>
> Ther'es so many trucks out on the interstates no
> one will know when they even come
>
> Truckers Move America ON ! Everything we eat buy
> and need comes by trucks

How are you going to get a license plate from a group of people standing along side of the roads?

Good luck with that shit! Also it is not felonies to throw a stopped vehicle, only moving vehicle. Timing is everything.

Reminder that is a felony to block and impede traffic on federal highway system.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Truck supporters are not smart ()
Date: February 22, 2022 02:41PM

Clearly, the truckers blocking traffic are not working truckers. They're bored troublemakers. If they block OUR roads, their will become targets.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Free the Peoples Roads ()
Date: February 22, 2022 02:45PM

Truck supporters are not smart Wrote:
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> Clearly, the truckers blocking traffic are not
> working truckers. They're bored troublemakers. If
> they block OUR roads, their will become targets.

We will not let terrorists hold USA road hostage!

Rise to your cars! Take our roads back from truckers!

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Wasting my diesel fuel ()
Date: February 22, 2022 03:01PM

Use up my diesel bitches!
Then you'll see.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Stupid As A Leftist Only Can Be ()
Date: February 22, 2022 03:47PM

>Good luck with that shit! Also it is not felonies to throw a stopped vehicle, only moving vehicle. Timing is everything.

You will be in cuffs if the vehicle is standing or moving with anyone in the vehicle including being stopped dummy . You sure don't know of the case where a woman tossed a 7-11 cup of soda at a car in traffic as she was pissed , she was charged with a felony

Read and weep suckers, careful citizens can use citizen's arrest powers to detain you when violent felony's occur in their sight . I would not advise it without a lawyer right there telling you what you can do . As harm can come to the vehicles driver or anyone else in a car nearby or bystander. It is a violent felony to throw any missile at an occupied vehicle in Virginia

"§ 18.2-154. Shooting at or throwing missiles, etc., at train, car, vessel, etc.; penalty.
Any person who maliciously shoots at, or maliciously throws any missile at or against, any train or cars on any railroad or other transportation company or any vessel or other watercraft, or any motor vehicle or other vehicles when occupied by one or more persons, whereby the life of any person on such train, car, vessel, or other watercraft, or in such motor vehicle or other vehicle, may be put in peril, is guilty of a Class 4 felony. In the event of the death of any such person, resulting from such malicious shooting or throwing, the person so offending is guilty of murder in the second degree. However, if the homicide is willful, deliberate, and premeditated, he is guilty of murder in the first degree.

If any such act is committed unlawfully, but not maliciously, the person so offending is guilty of a Class 6 felony and, in the event of the death of any such person, resulting from such unlawful act, the person so offending is guilty of involuntary manslaughter.

If any person commits a violation of this section by maliciously or unlawfully shooting, with a firearm, at a conspicuously marked law-enforcement, fire, or emergency medical services vehicle, the sentence imposed shall include a mandatory minimum term of imprisonment of one year to be served consecutively with any other sentence.

Code 1950, § 18.1-152; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1990, c. 426; 2004, c. 461; 2005, c. 143; 2013, cc. 761, 774; "

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Thank God for Lawyers ()
Date: February 22, 2022 04:17PM

They can throw words at the trucks

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Good lock ()
Date: February 22, 2022 05:22PM

Sorry but throwing eggs don't count as this -

vehicles when occupied by one or more persons, whereby the life of any person on such train, car, vessel, or other watercraft, or in such motor vehicle or other vehicle, may be put in peril.


You have to prove that throwing an egg at a truck resulted in loss of life.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Words Are Only Words ()
Date: February 22, 2022 05:26PM

Unless a Democrat is around then some words that are merely ugly become "hate speech" despite the first amendment

Want to see the laws of the land broke call for a Democrat then watch as your rights disappear as they cry TRUMP is the Dictator , the fakes hypocrites and liars of "Their Democracy"

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Any Missile Any Occupied Truck ()
Date: February 22, 2022 05:28PM

Or car , its a felony to throw it , you cant read or just plain stupid, no wonder the country is so screwed up , you do know how to light that glass pipe don't you

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: DUMBAS ()
Date: February 22, 2022 05:40PM

Any Missile Any Occupied Truck Wrote:
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> Or car , its a felony to throw it , you cant read
> or just plain stupid, no wonder the country is so
> screwed up , you do know how to light that glass
> pipe don't you

Dumb fuck --

whereby the life of any person on such train, car, vessel, or other watercraft, or in such motor vehicle or other vehicle, may be put in peril.

Egging a truck is not putting lives in PERIL.

And not only that person has be caught.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Haha yes...fucking morons ()
Date: February 22, 2022 05:43PM

They beat the fuck outta US CAPITOL POLICE and then have the nerve to whine about violence against teamsters types.

Bullshit.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Commie Truckers ()
Date: February 22, 2022 06:08PM

Haha yes...fucking morons Wrote:
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> They beat the fuck outta US CAPITOL POLICE and
> then have the nerve to whine about violence
> against teamsters types.
>
> Bullshit.


Because when things are going good for a president it's time to fuck up the DC area.

We all know the Russians and Putin are pushing the trucker boycott.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Don't pimp me you fagger ()
Date: February 22, 2022 07:39PM

You are one of the truckers aren't you?
You do know there are hordes all ready to take you out, right?

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Occupy the Beltway ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:14PM

Occupy the Beltway, that should fix everything. LMAO

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: They can't even occupy a shitter ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:17PM

Those "activists" are unwelcome here and will be sent packing.

Just you wait.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Freedom Convoy: Feminine Tampons ()
Date: February 22, 2022 09:43PM

Not truckers: tampons

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: I'll be out slashing tires ()
Date: February 22, 2022 10:16PM

I love doing that shit

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Take Their Trucks Away! ()
Date: February 22, 2022 10:21PM

Real Americans aren't going to put up this Canadian crap shit. Tow their trucks and charge them double for storage and towing.

Or better yet, in act a new DC law that allow the DC government confiscate any vehicle used in an unlawful protest.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Oh, libtard ()
Date: February 22, 2022 11:24PM

Don't pimp me you fagger Wrote:
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> You are one of the truckers aren't you?
> You do know there are hordes all ready to take you
> out, right?


Sit down and shut up. You aren’t going to do shit pussy boy. A trucker would beat the living fuck out of you. But it won’t come to that, because you’ll be sitting behind your keyboard talking shit. You’re not man enough to actually go confront someone

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Libs F Up Everything ()
Date: February 22, 2022 11:45PM

>Uncap the bottle when you're ready to release the stink.

NO you liberals will forget about it and uncap and drink the shit

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Only The Leftist Fool ()
Date: February 22, 2022 11:53PM

>Egging a truck is not putting lives in PERIL.

You'll be talking to yourself saying that in cuffs too fool

Pitching a missile at the truck could distract the driver and they could run over a kid who ran out , Guilty of Felony ! "The prisoner is remanded to the custody of the sheriff to be transported to the state penitentiary " Thats what the judge will tell you fools as your led out in cuffs , belly chains and leg irons later

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: A Few Tokes On The Glass Pipe ()
Date: February 22, 2022 11:57PM

THEN ! >NO you liberals will forget about it and uncap and drink the shit

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Knower of shit ()
Date: February 23, 2022 03:28AM

DUMBAS Wrote:
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> Any Missile Any Occupied Truck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Or car , its a felony to throw it , you cant
> read
> > or just plain stupid, no wonder the country is
> so
> > screwed up , you do know how to light that
> glass
> > pipe don't you
>
> Dumb fuck --
>
> whereby the life of any person on such train, car,
> vessel, or other watercraft, or in such motor
> vehicle or other vehicle, may be put in peril.
>
> Egging a truck is not putting lives in PERIL.
>
After your libtard White ass becomes some big Nigger's bitch in prison, you'll really wish you hadn't thrown those eggs.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Such Nonsense ()
Date: February 23, 2022 06:59AM

What an elaborate bunch of crap.

The inmate population includes ZERO egg felons.

Bomb the Freedom Convoy with anything not tied down.
They'll appreciate your sincerity.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Noticer of stuff ()
Date: February 23, 2022 07:09AM

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: LOL@STUPID CONSERVACUCKS ()
Date: February 23, 2022 07:36AM

You loud-mouthed faggers forget what an unseen knife feels like bisecting your organs.

You're silly.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Libtard faggot alert! ()
Date: February 23, 2022 07:49AM

LOL@STUPID CONSERVACUCKS Wrote:
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> You loud-mouthed faggers forget what an unseen
> knife feels like bisecting your organs.
>
> You're silly.


Shut up libtard and go suck some more dicks.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: LOL @ TRIGGERED CONSERVACUCK ()
Date: February 23, 2022 08:40AM

Wah, wah, WAH!

Your gay truckers will be here soon to plow your moodiness away!!

A good plowjob for a hot conservacuck...sound like poetry.

When you get reamed in the cab of a big rig, do you hold onto the steering wheel? Or do the gayest of truckers have a hanging trapeze for you?

You bois are so, so!!

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Trump Swamp is Full of Losers ()
Date: February 23, 2022 09:05AM

Buy your crack now before all the truckers and Trump supporters drive up the prices in the DC area.

These Trump supporters are crack hoarders!

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Theres A Truck Stop On 95 South ()
Date: February 23, 2022 01:35PM

>You loud-mouthed faggers forget what an unseen
> knife feels like bisecting your organs.

^^Probably a gay lot lizard needing a feed of the white sticky stuff

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Gay truckers sure ate sensitive@ ()
Date: February 23, 2022 08:23PM

Theres A Truck Stop On 95 South Wrote:
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> >You loud-mouthed faggers forget what an unseen
> > knife feels like bisecting your organs.
>
> ^^Probably a gay lot lizard needing a feed of the
> white sticky stuff


Wow! Did someone rear-end you!!
You seem post-reaming touchy...you must be the type that needs after-plow caressing...like a lipstick lesbian.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Yes they are quite sensitive ()
Date: February 24, 2022 08:28AM

You'd be too if you drove all day & got plowed all night

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Trump Swamp is Full of Losers ()
Date: February 24, 2022 09:19AM

Yes they are quite sensitive Wrote:
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> You'd be too if you drove all day & got plowed all
> night

And then had to do insurance fraud.

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Re: Save Rotten Food, Eggs to Throw at Trucker Traffic Cloggers
Posted by: Rotten eggs are best ()
Date: February 24, 2022 10:42PM

They reek so bad

Then that shit won't come off of painted surfaces!

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