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Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Jesus loves us all
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Date: January 18, 2022 06:40PM
He loves you and wants you to be healthy. If you love him too, you will get the vaccine and you will wear a mask.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Jesus don't mess around
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Date: January 18, 2022 06:48PM
Jesus would find money changers like Soros and hit them in the face with a belt.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Faithful
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Date: January 18, 2022 06:55PM
Jesus loves us all Wrote:
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> He loves you and wants you to be healthy. If you
> love him too, you will get the vaccine and you
> will wear a mask.
A message this personal could only be interpreted as coming from Him. So are you asking us to believe that out of the many different ways He could communicate to his children, and of the many things He could choose to communicate about, He decided to tell us to wear masks and picked of all people, you, to spread the Word through Fairfax Underground?
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> He loves you and wants you to be healthy. If you
> love him too, you will get the vaccine and you
> will wear a mask.
A message this personal could only be interpreted as coming from Him. So are you asking us to believe that out of the many different ways He could communicate to his children, and of the many things He could choose to communicate about, He decided to tell us to wear masks and picked of all people, you, to spread the Word through Fairfax Underground?
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Silas
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:00PM
Faithful Wrote:
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> Jesus loves us all Wrote:
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> -----
> > He loves you and wants you to be healthy. If
> you
> > love him too, you will get the vaccine and you
> > will wear a mask.
>
>
> A message this personal could only be interpreted
> as coming from Him. So are you asking us to
> believe that out of the many different ways He
> could communicate to his children, and of the many
> things He could choose to communicate about, He
> decided to tell us to wear masks and picked of all
> people, you, to spread the Word through Fairfax
> Underground?
The word of God travels far and wide and in time, will be heard in even the most vile of places, such as this website. All of us in a sense are messengers of god. We are his scribes, his soldiers, his children.
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> Jesus loves us all Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He loves you and wants you to be healthy. If
> you
> > love him too, you will get the vaccine and you
> > will wear a mask.
>
>
> A message this personal could only be interpreted
> as coming from Him. So are you asking us to
> believe that out of the many different ways He
> could communicate to his children, and of the many
> things He could choose to communicate about, He
> decided to tell us to wear masks and picked of all
> people, you, to spread the Word through Fairfax
> Underground?
The word of God travels far and wide and in time, will be heard in even the most vile of places, such as this website. All of us in a sense are messengers of god. We are his scribes, his soldiers, his children.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Jesus came to me in a dream
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:13PM
In the darkest days of the pandemic last year, when thousands were dying every day, I prayed to Jesus every night that my family and I would not come down with the dreaded virus. On the 7th night, Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me that He would protect my family and I, that I would not get the virus, and that faith is stronger than any vaccine. He told me to be vigilant against false idols here on earth. This has worked for me. Keep the faith.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Trump / JFK Jr 2024
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:18PM
Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if he has to write it in.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Stupid people
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:24PM
Trump / JFK Jr 2024 Wrote:
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> Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if he
> has to write it in.
Stupid people make stupid comments
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> Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if he
> has to write it in.
Stupid people make stupid comments
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Correlation
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:25PM
Jesus came to me in a dream Wrote:
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> In the darkest days of the pandemic last year,
> when thousands were dying every day, I prayed to
> Jesus every night that my family and I would not
> come down with the dreaded virus. On the 7th
> night, Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me
> that He would protect my family and I, that I
> would not get the virus, and that faith is
> stronger than any vaccine. He told me to be
> vigilant against false idols here on earth. This
> has worked for me. Keep the faith.
I wonder if this is why Meade hasn’t gotten sick with the virus. He never takes his spiritual armor off and is a true Christian man.
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> In the darkest days of the pandemic last year,
> when thousands were dying every day, I prayed to
> Jesus every night that my family and I would not
> come down with the dreaded virus. On the 7th
> night, Jesus came to me in a dream. He told me
> that He would protect my family and I, that I
> would not get the virus, and that faith is
> stronger than any vaccine. He told me to be
> vigilant against false idols here on earth. This
> has worked for me. Keep the faith.
I wonder if this is why Meade hasn’t gotten sick with the virus. He never takes his spiritual armor off and is a true Christian man.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Blue-America
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:27PM
Trump / JFK Jr 2024 Wrote:
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> Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if he
> has to write it in.
No he wouldn’t have. He would never accept someone as greedy, corrupt or gross as Trump. Why would he vote for someone who hates the poor and immigrants?
I don’t think he would vote either way.
He’d also be a.. socialist.. gasp.. don’t tell Fox News that.
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> Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if he
> has to write it in.
No he wouldn’t have. He would never accept someone as greedy, corrupt or gross as Trump. Why would he vote for someone who hates the poor and immigrants?
I don’t think he would vote either way.
He’d also be a.. socialist.. gasp.. don’t tell Fox News that.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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This is what Jesus would do
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:31PM
This is what Jesus would do ....
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Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Netflix recs
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:37PM
Off topic, but if you haven’t seen it, I’d recommend watching the Netflix series “Messiah”. Super interesting take on how people today would react to the final coming.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Who He would NOT vote for
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:43PM
Blue-America Wrote:
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> Trump / JFK Jr 2024 Wrote:
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> > Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if
> he
> > has to write it in.
>
>
> No he wouldn’t have. He would never accept
> someone as greedy, corrupt or gross as Trump. Why
> would he vote for someone who hates the poor and
> immigrants?
>
> I don’t think he would vote either way.
>
> He’d also be a.. socialist.. gasp.. don’t tell
> Fox News that.
The Bible says “ Children are a gift from the Lord, they are a reward from him”. He would certainly not vote for a man who molests them, and supports their killing, all while claiming he is “ a good Catholic”.
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> Trump / JFK Jr 2024 Wrote:
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> > Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even if
> he
> > has to write it in.
>
>
> No he wouldn’t have. He would never accept
> someone as greedy, corrupt or gross as Trump. Why
> would he vote for someone who hates the poor and
> immigrants?
>
> I don’t think he would vote either way.
>
> He’d also be a.. socialist.. gasp.. don’t tell
> Fox News that.
The Bible says “ Children are a gift from the Lord, they are a reward from him”. He would certainly not vote for a man who molests them, and supports their killing, all while claiming he is “ a good Catholic”.
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Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Blue-America
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:56PM
Who He would NOT vote for Wrote:
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> Blue-America Wrote:
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> > Trump / JFK Jr 2024 Wrote:
> >
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>
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> > > Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even
> if
> > he
> > > has to write it in.
> >
> >
> > No he wouldn’t have. He would never accept
> > someone as greedy, corrupt or gross as Trump.
> Why
> > would he vote for someone who hates the poor
> and
> > immigrants?
> >
> > I don’t think he would vote either way.
> >
> > He’d also be a.. socialist.. gasp.. don’t
> tell
> > Fox News that.
>
> The Bible says “ Children are a gift from the
> Lord, they are a reward from him”. He would
> certainly not vote for a man who molests them, and
> supports their killing, all while claiming he is
> “ a good Catholic”.
Do you know how to read dipshit? I said he probably wouldn’t vote at all.
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> Blue-America Wrote:
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> > Trump / JFK Jr 2024 Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Jesus would vote Trump / JFK Jr 2024. Even
> if
> > he
> > > has to write it in.
> >
> >
> > No he wouldn’t have. He would never accept
> > someone as greedy, corrupt or gross as Trump.
> Why
> > would he vote for someone who hates the poor
> and
> > immigrants?
> >
> > I don’t think he would vote either way.
> >
> > He’d also be a.. socialist.. gasp.. don’t
> tell
> > Fox News that.
>
> The Bible says “ Children are a gift from the
> Lord, they are a reward from him”. He would
> certainly not vote for a man who molests them, and
> supports their killing, all while claiming he is
> “ a good Catholic”.
Do you know how to read dipshit? I said he probably wouldn’t vote at all.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Just fine
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Date: January 18, 2022 08:00PM
^^^ I can read just fine you libtarded rectum. I was merely pointing out Jesus would not vote for a child molestor who supports abortion. Like most libtards, you always think it’s all about you. Fuck off
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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wouldn't he just heal everyone?
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Date: January 18, 2022 08:13PM
Also, wouldn't he pretty much be immune to something like COVID?
Finally, would he tell us where it really came from?
Finally, would he tell us where it really came from?
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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King Missile
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Date: January 19, 2022 09:44AM
Jesus was way cool.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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Jeebus Would Die For You
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Date: January 19, 2022 10:06AM
Not really. Jeebus would rape your wife and daughters, then kill himself!
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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y456u5645
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Date: January 19, 2022 10:35AM
They say JESUS would welcome "immigrants"
JESUS got "extremely angry" with jews or arabs peddling chickens on Church property.
Would Jesus welcome financial terrorists, criminals fleeing a country, Countries that refuse to pay welfare and hope USA harm? CRT race wars? Spending money outsourcing jobs and creating "the conditions of WARS"? No he wouldn't even support selling chickens on a church doorstep actually.
DROP DEAD DEMOCRATS. YOUR NARRATIVE IS RUNNING OUT OF AIR.
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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the real General Mahdi
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Date: January 19, 2022 11:00AM
"He loves you and wants you to be healthy. If you love him too, you will get the vaccine and you will wear a mask."
yes, the jesus who looks like justin timberlake with a beard....
but certainly not the real Jesus
the masks are satanic and demonic
yes, the jesus who looks like justin timberlake with a beard....
but certainly not the real Jesus
the masks are satanic and demonic
Re: Jesus would get the vaccine and wear a mask if he were among us today
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You’re Satan
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Date: January 19, 2022 08:01PM
Jeebus Would Die For You Wrote:
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> Not really. Jeebus would rape your wife and
> daughters, then kill himself!
You’ll suck Satans cock in hell for all eternity for your blasphemy
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> Not really. Jeebus would rape your wife and
> daughters, then kill himself!
You’ll suck Satans cock in hell for all eternity for your blasphemy