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My Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel Just Busted A Nut On Me!
Posted by: I Have Been McNutted On! ()
Date: January 19, 2022 06:33AM

Just as I bit into it, it shot a load onto my shirt. I guess that's better than it hitting me in the face!

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Re: My Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel Just Busted A Nut On Me!
Posted by: McJuggerNugget ()
Date: January 19, 2022 07:05AM

That nasty juice goes right into the arteries.

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Re: My Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel Just Busted A Nut On Me!
Posted by: Shitty McShitter ()
Date: January 19, 2022 08:25AM

Not only does it clog your arteries, it will clog your plumbing too! You better install a garbage disposal in-line with your toilet.

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Re: My Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel Just Busted A Nut On Me!
Posted by: So what? ()
Date: January 19, 2022 07:41PM

I Have Been McNutted On! Wrote:
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> Just as I bit into it, it shot a load onto my
> shirt. I guess that's better than it hitting me in
> the face!

You should be used to it. Your boyfriend does the same thing every night.

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