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Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Wicked Pissah ()
Date: December 09, 2021 10:34PM

I pissed on the back of the Roosevelt Memorial

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Pureheart ()
Date: December 09, 2021 10:35PM

Bus

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Not my proudest moment ()
Date: December 09, 2021 10:40PM

In high school, I pissed in the passenger seat of my buddy’s car into a super soaker. We got drunk and drove around shooting passers by with a water gun full of piss.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Shades of DJT ()
Date: December 09, 2021 10:59PM

I was with this El Salvadoran hottest. She loved getting pissed on.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Comrade Svetlana ()
Date: December 09, 2021 11:02PM

Donald Trumps stomach

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: on tootguy's grave ()
Date: December 09, 2021 11:04PM

now cue miz spazzing in 3,2,1....

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Nahh ()
Date: December 09, 2021 11:23PM

Miz is too busy laughing at basl parking in food lion and sneaking into his own house

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Pisstinguisher ()
Date: December 10, 2021 01:04AM

Not my proudest moment Wrote:
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> In high school, I pissed in the passenger seat of
> my buddy’s car into a super soaker. We got drunk
> and drove around shooting passers by with a water
> gun full of piss.


kids at my high school did that with a fire extinguisher and they got charged with felonies. Some kind of assault.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Xi ()
Date: December 10, 2021 01:15AM

In Joe Biden's mouth.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: December 10, 2021 07:41AM

I used to piss in my neighbor's gas tank. He was an asshole and it was an AMC Rambler so they deserved it.
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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Inside of a whore's asshole ()
Date: December 10, 2021 08:27AM

She said that it would cost an extra $20, so I took her up on it. When I went to pay her I was short the $20 and she said not to worry about it. She had been wanting someone to do that to her anyway.

WIN / WINNER / WINNING!

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: You're a fucking liar ()
Date: December 10, 2021 08:29AM

An erect penis cannot urinate.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: My fat drunken libtard neighbor ()
Date: December 10, 2021 08:49AM

My unemployed, fat drunken, libtard neighbor bought a brand new 140k Mercedes GT convertible (from money he collected from a questionable Walmart slip and fall lawsuit) He would not stop bragging about it. One warm sunny day, while I was outside playing with the family dog, he pulled up with the top down and ran into his house. Quickly thinking, I grabbed a handful of my dogs favorite treats and threw them into the front seat of my libtard neighbor's car. Of course the dog saw this and jumped in the car to eat the treats. I then threw a few more dog treats on the passengers side for good measure. After the door ate all his treats, he pissed twice in the car, to mark his new territory. I then told my dog "good boy!" and took him back inside the house.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: In a bottle ()
Date: December 10, 2021 10:28AM

On the side of 395

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Fitting room ()
Date: December 10, 2021 12:42PM

A fitting room

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: We Want Dallas! ()
Date: December 10, 2021 01:02PM

At RFK everybody pissed in the bathroom sink.
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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: doucheybag ()
Date: December 10, 2021 02:00PM

Recently, in the left turning lane at a 4-way traffic light.

Good times.

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: DEUHP ()
Date: December 10, 2021 02:49PM

You're a fucking liar Wrote:
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> An erect penis cannot urinate.


Obviously you're a permanent limp dick. Boner spouts are when men make the biggest mess in the bathroom.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Bill Rye the Phone Guy ()
Date: December 10, 2021 02:54PM

The Co. I worked for had a contract with this gay bath house to maintain the phones. I was working on their phones 1 day when the 3 beers I had at lunch came due. I went in their bathroom to take care of it.

Next time I got to pee like that & I'm working in a place like that, I'm going outside to the alley.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: accidents happen ()
Date: December 10, 2021 03:45PM

in my pants

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Nasty Nick ()
Date: December 10, 2021 04:20PM

I poop in toilet tanks and pee on the toilet paper.
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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: hotelmotelhollidayinn ()
Date: December 10, 2021 04:54PM

I stay in motels often. If the motel does something to piss me off I piss in the little water tank in the iron.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Brandeigh McCrea ()
Date: December 10, 2021 05:34PM

Donald Trump once paid me $100 to pee on him. I say "paid," but what I should say is he promised me $100 and then afterward he signed a napkin and said that was worth more than $100, and then threw me out of the hotel room. I got $8.50 for it.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: 39DL6 ()
Date: December 10, 2021 06:01PM

My stepbrother wet his bed until he was 17.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Syzzlebunny ()
Date: December 10, 2021 06:29PM

When I had my MamaHeleniasRVA business, I pissed on the beef jerky I had prepared for a customer when I found out he was a nigger. He wrote to me after he ate it and said it tasted extra salty. HA!

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Cooool! ()
Date: December 10, 2021 11:29PM

Nasty Nick Wrote:
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> I poop in toilet tanks and pee on the toilet
> paper.


I will start doing this

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: At work ()
Date: December 13, 2021 11:23PM

In a conference room trash can on a Friday evening.

Monday A.M....whooweee!

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Freddie the fag ()
Date: December 14, 2021 12:02AM

In Mahdi’s mouth

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Peeing in the Rain ()
Date: December 16, 2021 12:29AM

During the MCM a couple years back it was raining like mad. I peed out of the leg of my shorts while running on Hains Point.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: the real GeneraI Mahdi ()
Date: December 16, 2021 04:19PM

In my boyfriend's butt.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: No you didn't ()
Date: December 16, 2021 11:07PM

You can't piss in an ass

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: You Can And I Did In A Whore ()
Date: December 17, 2021 06:30AM

Just like you can cum in an ass you can also piss in an ass!

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: any port in a storm ()
Date: December 18, 2021 09:12AM

I was out on the road and had to piss bad, I pulled into a car wash and put money in the vacuum cleaner. I pissed into the hose while pretending to vacuum the car.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Ingenious! ()
Date: December 18, 2021 10:15AM

In the car, I've pissed in empty water bottles.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: cwotd ()
Date: December 18, 2021 10:40AM

Pooped in a coffee can and roasted it over a campfire.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: You wild man ()
Date: December 18, 2021 01:25PM

Ingenious! Wrote:
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> In the car, I've pissed in empty water bottles.


Every male has done that.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: DonnieDanko503 ()
Date: December 18, 2021 01:56PM

I TOOK A PISS ON SOME NIGGER LOVERS GRAVE I MADE SURE TO SMASH THE HEADSTONE AS WELL BEST TIME OF MY LIFE WHEN I WAS 16

dailystormer.su ONLY YOU CAN CALL OUT THE JEW

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: AnthonyMorgan ()
Date: December 29, 2021 02:50AM

Oh, wow, so many funny stories. In general, I have never fixed leaks, but once the neighbors flooded us so much that I had to do repairs in the bathroom. Then I started looking for a master who would put a nice tile in the bathroom. And then I was advised to turn to the following page because they said that excellent specialists work there who do their job perfectly.

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Re: Where's the craziest place you ever took leak?
Posted by: Haha yeah ()
Date: December 29, 2021 08:07AM

You wild man Wrote:
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> Ingenious! Wrote:
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> > In the car, I've pissed in empty water bottles.
>
>
> Every male has done that.



I drank it.

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