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meade's got a gig!
Posted by: xmas at grannies ()
Date: November 08, 2021 08:53PM


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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Good for Meade... ()
Date: November 08, 2021 09:09PM

xmas at grannies Wrote:
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> some sort of craft show.....
>
>
> https://www.meadeskeltonsplace.com/calendar.php


Branson's overrated anyway.

Has Meade ever played a performance with his name printed on the tickets?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Why waste the trip? ()
Date: November 08, 2021 10:32PM

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/christmas-at-grannys-2021-tickets-151725887213

While Meade is up in Glen Allen, he should drop off his resume at Tyson's. Can chicken plucking be that much more difficult than bagging groceries?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: wonder if eesh will show up ()
Date: November 08, 2021 10:52PM

or if he's still hiding from the law

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: yea but ()
Date: November 08, 2021 11:05PM

Is it a paying gig? That's the question, not all of Meade's gig were paying gigs. Sometimes it was volunteer, like his performances at the Christmas Reindeer Party. He got like a free meal or something like filled Christmas Candy stocking at those events. If he gets a paycheck then it's a wonderful thing.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Meade waste o a humn life ()
Date: November 08, 2021 11:11PM

yea but Wrote:
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> Is it a paying gig? That's the question, not all
> of Meade's gig were paying gigs. Sometimes it was
> volunteer, like his performances at the Christmas
> Reindeer Party. He got like a free meal or
> something like filled Christmas Candy stocking at
> those events. If he gets a paycheck then it's a
> wonderful thing.


Those things usually give him $50-$100. Just enough for Meade to believe he is a professional musician since he gets paid to perform. Naturally, having a career that sustains his existence is beyond both his comprehension and capability.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Disappointed ()
Date: November 08, 2021 11:25PM

Now that we’ve found out that some Richmond business executive made the whole thing up about there being a musician named Meade Skelton as a prank, there’s no need to go to this event. How disappointing. It’s almost like finding out there is no such thing as Santa Claus

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: What are you talking about now? ()
Date: November 09, 2021 01:54PM

Disappointed Wrote:
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> Now that we’ve found out that some Richmond
> business executive made the whole thing up about
> there being a musician named Meade Skelton as a
> prank, there’s no need to go to this event. How
> disappointing. It’s almost like finding out
> there is no such thing as Santa Claus


No Santa Claus?

Meade is Santa Claus!
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: It might make sense... ()
Date: November 09, 2021 02:16PM

Disappointed Wrote:
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> Now that we’ve found out that some Richmond
> business executive made the whole thing up about
> there being a musician named Meade Skelton as a
> prank, there’s no need to go to this event. How
> disappointing. It’s almost like finding out
> there is no such thing as Santa Claus


It is an arts and crafts event that caters to the elderly. They hired Meade since his boring music won't offend the old people. They also liked the fact that he has no following so the craft show won't be inundated with his fans.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Better than top 40 ()
Date: November 09, 2021 02:42PM

It might make sense... Wrote:
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> Disappointed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now that we’ve found out that some Richmond
> > business executive made the whole thing up
> about
> > there being a musician named Meade Skelton as a
> > prank, there’s no need to go to this event.
> How
> > disappointing. It’s almost like finding out
> > there is no such thing as Santa Claus
>
>
> It is an arts and crafts event that caters to the
> elderly. They hired Meade since his boring music
> won't offend the old people. They also liked the
> fact that he has no following so the craft show
> won't be inundated with his fans.

They play bland top 40 at work all day long and I keep thinking to myself, I just wish they would play something cool like a Meade Skelton song. So he's definitely more interesting than that.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Chart topping hit ()
Date: November 09, 2021 03:12PM

It might make sense... Wrote:
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> Disappointed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now that we’ve found out that some Richmond
> > business executive made the whole thing up
> about
> > there being a musician named Meade Skelton as a
> > prank, there’s no need to go to this event.
> How
> > disappointing. It’s almost like finding out
> > there is no such thing as Santa Claus
>
>
> It is an arts and crafts event that caters to the
> elderly. They hired Meade since his boring music
> won't offend the old people. They also liked the
> fact that he has no following so the craft show
> won't be inundated with his fans.


Will Meade be playing “Black Lives Splatter” or “pervert marriage” at this event?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: meade... ultra manly ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:04PM

Meade's husband won't let him perform "Pervert Marriage" anymore. His husband is fine with Meade satirizing homophobic retards who write the most hate-filled anti-LGBTQ community songs, but too many people were thinking Meade is being serious.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: I can only imagine ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:13PM

The crowd of old ladies will frenetically chant "Take it off, Take it off" until Meade complies and removes his shirt, revealing his massive pulsating man-boobs. Then the old women will squeal with glee as Meade tosses one of his foetid shirts into the crowd. I hope he brings a few extra shirts as this may happen several times.
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: a real pervert ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:20PM

meade... ultra manly Wrote:
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> Meade's husband won't let him perform "Pervert
> Marriage" anymore. His husband is fine with Meade
> satirizing homophobic retards who write the most
> hate-filled anti-LGBTQ community songs, but too
> many people were thinking Meade is being serious.


he showed them a picture of his chonkster

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: A picture is worth... ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:30PM

a real pervert Wrote:
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> meade... ultra manly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade's husband won't let him perform "Pervert
> > Marriage" anymore. His husband is fine with
> Meade
> > satirizing homophobic retards who write the
> most
> > hate-filled anti-LGBTQ community songs, but too
> > many people were thinking Meade is being
> serious.
>
>
> he showed them a picture of his chonkster


It turns out those ladies didn't have a case. From the photos, the detectives weren't sure that it is a chonkster.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: It's COMEDY ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:39PM

meade... ultra manly Wrote:
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> but too
> many people were thinking Meade is being serious.


Meade is a comedian. Everything he says and does is satire. That includes his outlandish lyrics and commentary. Meade even made a popular video in which he cried and sobbed while pretending to be upset that sinners were allowed to attend his church. It's all a joke, just like his publicity stunts such as the "charge to save the monuments".

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Meade's charm ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:48PM

It's COMEDY Wrote:
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> meade... ultra manly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > but too
> > many people were thinking Meade is being
> serious.
>
>
> Meade is a comedian. Everything he says and does
> is satire. That includes his outlandish lyrics
> and commentary. Meade even made a popular video in
> which he cried and sobbed while pretending to be
> upset that sinners were allowed to attend his
> church. It's all a joke, just like his publicity
> stunts such as the "charge to save the monuments".


Meade and his husband were married at that church!

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: November 09, 2021 04:48PM

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Party bus!

I am guessing it'll be around $400 to charter a bus to Glen Allen Virginia for the day. Throw in a couple quarter kegs of beer and tequila on the bus another $200 maybe.

So we got $700 cost divided by 20 people on the bus, that's $35 each.

$35 to see something as spectacular as a Meade Skeleton concert.

If you brought a date, assuming you actually know how to speak to a lady, her panties would get so wet seeing Meade, a good time will be had

Imagine telling your coworkers, those of you who have jobs, when they ask how was your weekend.. you tell them you went to a mead Skelton concert. They will be Green with envy

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Bus Rider ()
Date: November 09, 2021 05:01PM

Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Party bus!
>
> I am guessing it'll be around $400 to charter a
> bus to Glen Allen Virginia for the day. Throw in a
> couple quarter kegs of beer and tequila on the bus
> another $200 maybe.
>
> So we got $700 cost divided by 20 people on the
> bus, that's $35 each.
>
> $35 to see something as spectacular as a Meade
> Skeleton concert.
>
> If you brought a date, assuming you actually know
> how to speak to a lady, her panties would get so
> wet seeing Meade, a good time will be had
>
> Imagine telling your coworkers, those of you who
> have jobs, when they ask how was your weekend..
> you tell them you went to a mead Skelton concert.
> They will be Green with envy

I propose that the bus include a tour route and pass by the homes of noteworthy Fairfax Underground characters and the cemeteries where their relatives are interred. There's probably at least ten such points of interest between Northern Virginia and the Richmond area. An optional side trip to the South could provide viewing of 2 or 3 more sites.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: it's not funny ()
Date: November 09, 2021 05:02PM

It's COMEDY Wrote:
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> Meade is a comedian. Everything he says and does
> is satire. That includes his outlandish lyrics
> and commentary. Meade even made a popular video in
> which he cried and sobbed while pretending to be
> upset that sinners were allowed to attend his
> church. It's all a joke, just like his publicity
> stunts such as the "charge to save the monuments".


Meade Skelton is suffering from severe shooting pains in his extremities.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Whatever... ()
Date: November 09, 2021 05:16PM

it's not funny Wrote:
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> It's COMEDY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade is a comedian. Everything he says and
> does
> > is satire. That includes his outlandish lyrics
> > and commentary. Meade even made a popular video
> in
> > which he cried and sobbed while pretending to
> be
> > upset that sinners were allowed to attend his
> > church. It's all a joke, just like his
> publicity
> > stunts such as the "charge to save the
> monuments".
>
>
> Meade Skelton is suffering from severe shooting
> pains in his extremities.


So his diabetic neuropathy is getting worse. He isn't the first performer to ruin his body for a gig.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: November 09, 2021 05:20PM

Bus Rider Wrote:
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Party bus!
> >
> > I am guessing it'll be around $400 to charter a
> > bus to Glen Allen Virginia for the day. Throw in
> a
> > couple quarter kegs of beer and tequila on the
> bus
> > another $200 maybe.
> >
> > So we got $700 cost divided by 20 people on the
> > bus, that's $35 each.
> >
> > $35 to see something as spectacular as a Meade
> > Skeleton concert.
> >
> > If you brought a date, assuming you actually
> know
> > how to speak to a lady, her panties would get
> so
> > wet seeing Meade, a good time will be had
> >
> > Imagine telling your coworkers, those of you
> who
> > have jobs, when they ask how was your weekend..
> > you tell them you went to a mead Skelton
> concert.
> > They will be Green with envy
>
> I propose that the bus include a tour route and
> pass by the homes of noteworthy Fairfax
> Underground characters and the cemeteries where
> their relatives are interred. There's probably at
> least ten such points of interest between Northern
> Virginia and the Richmond area. An optional side
> trip to the South could provide viewing of 2 or 3
> more sites.


We'd probably have to leave super early and have a course mapped out, but it could be done..
Would anyone else be interested in that? Could someone map a site to all the graves on the way?
Please use the potty on the bus and don't pee on someone's mother's grave.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: tired of eesh ()
Date: November 09, 2021 05:43PM

it's not funny Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton is suffering from severe shooting
> pains in his extremities.


well i'm sure that sucks but like meade always said, the show must go on

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Peter Tork fan ()
Date: November 09, 2021 07:55PM

Meade waste o a humn life Wrote:
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> yea but Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is it a paying gig? That's the question, not
> all
> > of Meade's gig were paying gigs. Sometimes it
> was
> > volunteer, like his performances at the
> Christmas
> > Reindeer Party. He got like a free meal or
> > something like filled Christmas Candy stocking
> at
> > those events. If he gets a paycheck then it's
> a
> > wonderful thing.
>
>
> Those things usually give him $50-$100. Just
> enough for Meade to believe he is a professional
> musician since he gets paid to perform.
> Naturally, having a career that sustains his
> existence is beyond both his comprehension and
> capability.


Everyone know that the real money in those gigs end up in the Tip Jar. Meade usually has a big Mason jaw and racks up some good take home most times. 1 thousand dollars in hard currency is not a rare.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Glory hole gig ()
Date: November 09, 2021 08:00PM

Meade got a gig at the glory hole but his narcissism wouldn't let him perform without having his name broadcast at the entry. Unfortunately even giving out blowjobs he draws just as small of crowds when the signage out front says "2 nights only, get your dick sucked by MEADE SKELTON"

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Proposed extended tour itinerary ()
Date: November 09, 2021 08:07PM

Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Bus Rider Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Party
> bus!
> > >
> > > I am guessing it'll be around $400 to charter
> a
> > > bus to Glen Allen Virginia for the day. Throw
> in
> > a
> > > couple quarter kegs of beer and tequila on
> the
> > bus
> > > another $200 maybe.
> > >
> > > So we got $700 cost divided by 20 people on
> the
> > > bus, that's $35 each.
> > >
> > > $35 to see something as spectacular as a
> Meade
> > > Skeleton concert.
> > >
> > > If you brought a date, assuming you actually
> > know
> > > how to speak to a lady, her panties would get
> > so
> > > wet seeing Meade, a good time will be had
> > >
> > > Imagine telling your coworkers, those of you
> > who
> > > have jobs, when they ask how was your
> weekend..
> > > you tell them you went to a mead Skelton
> > concert.
> > > They will be Green with envy
> >
> > I propose that the bus include a tour route and
> > pass by the homes of noteworthy Fairfax
> > Underground characters and the cemeteries where
> > their relatives are interred. There's probably
> at
> > least ten such points of interest between
> Northern
> > Virginia and the Richmond area. An optional
> side
> > trip to the South could provide viewing of 2 or
> 3
> > more sites.
>
>
> We'd probably have to leave super early and have a
> course mapped out, but it could be done..
> Would anyone else be interested in that? Could
> someone map a site to all the graves on the way?
> Please use the potty on the bus and don't pee on
> someone's mother's grave.

Between eesh, Miz, Sylvanna, and peep there are only a handful of deceased relatives' graves. A proper FFXU Heritage Landmark bus tour would encompass the cemeteries and homes, as well as sites where significant events took place. That would include Megan and Aaron's former home at 7520 Purdue court, Miz's Chase Heritage apartment which featured the "No Trespassing" sign, and other interesting sites.

An all-day trip could start in Hancock Maryland where the Reel Deal Bait & Tackle shop formerly stood before it was burned down by TJ/peep. Then the tour bus heads south into Virginia to drive through the Purcellville Gateway Shopping Center Starbucks where Hambeast Associate Joseph McKelpin exposed his cock and balls to the horror of employees. From there it's a short drive in to Leesburg to view the Courthouse and jail. Proceed to Sterling to tour the Moreno Crime Familly home on Riverview Ct, and the nearby Chuck E. Cheese restaurant with the now-patched peepholes in the boy's room. Head south through Prince William County to Nokesville, past Lynn's estate and stables and disembark the bus for a photo session in the field where lizzie, eesh, and TJ took their famous selfies.

Make a brief visit to the Stone Road Giant shopping center where the homeless ginger and Hambeast associate Benjamin Lamka used to solicit high school girls and the adjacent hobo camp where Ben slept, bartering gay sexual favors for space in a tent. Head East to the Pan Am Shopping Center which convicted felon pedophile Tator Tots reported as his address while he was actually living with Miz and Liz. Then head South to Fairfax City, on "Judical Drive" past the Jail/Courthouse and on to the infamous apartment of Miz/Tator/Liz. Disembark the bus to stretch your legs while re-creating Miz's route as he fled for his life with blood spurting from his cranium. Walk to nearby Warwick Ave. Briefly sit on the "stalking curb" where Sharon Moreno perched over some mysterious object and view the 6-door pickup truck still parked in the driveway.

Then proceed East to Tyson's Corner and the Leiser Law Firm Office. Experience the gut-wrenching fear and trauma felt by tootguy and Miz as they endured those famous beeps from eesh's car horn. It is then only a short ride to Falls Church to view the foreclosed home of the sex-crazed bankrupt lawyer Karen Leiser at 2003 Highboro Way. Then head East to Arlington Cemetery and the grave of William McMillan -- no shitting allowed. After a moment of silence the tour will proceed on to Springfield to take in the decrepit townhouse once inhabited by Chuck Hoffmann and where the body of his drug dealing colleague Colton West was unceremoniously dumped in a parking lot, clad in black cocktail dress and go-go boots. The tour will pass the Glory Days in Burke where Derek Mohler once sold weed, and the shopping center where Kelly Flynn plied her trade. Before getting on I-95 South, the bus will pass the Springfield Plaza where Pet Store Murderer Jay Fasick committed his crime. The next stop is Quantico Cemetery and tootguy's grave. No shitting. The tour then goes South to Hanover County and the grave of eesh's mom -- again no shitting. Next up is a pass by the grave of Thomas Sadler in Greenwood Memorial Gardens Cemetery. No shitting on his grave either.

The somber mood is broken when the bus proceeds to the home of FFXU's official mascot, the great Meade Skelton. Visit Meade's home and the site of his heroic charge on Monument Avenue. Take in Maymont Park and other sights from Meade's photo albums. Perhaps the big guy Meade himself will briefly step aboard to regale passengers with his wit and music. The tour continues on and passes the esteemed VCU Art School, and then makes its way to Strath Road for a drive-by of the eesh estate and treehouse, The dungeon is closed so the bus will not stop but will instead continue on to Sylvanna's trailer park. The bus will stop briefly in on Champion Court to allow passengers to purchase some delicious home-made roadkill jerky.

The bus then heads South to Raleigh NC. Passengers disembark to observe a moment of silence in the the church parking lot at the 500 block of Mial Street where Thomas Sadler cavorted about naked, screaming profanities at the top of his lungs before being Tased to death by police. Passengers get back aboard the bus, proceed to Franklin, VA and the Poplar Springs Cemetery and the grave of Sylvanna's father David C. Moore. Once again, no shitting please.

Regrettably there won't be time enough in one day to visit Lizzie's dog pound in Augusta Co. let alone view the Hambeast haunts and home in Ohio. Perhaps a multi-day trip in the summer could take all those in. Even then Tator Tot's prison digs and the other pedophile Seth Comstock remain too far away in the Pacific Northwest -- to say nothing of departed trolls Puddin' and Elle in Australia. There are so many FFXU landmarks and so little time. Oh well.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: $500000 Wasted ()
Date: November 09, 2021 08:43PM

I highly doubt that Meade has EVER been paid for playing music any place.

Meade's performance history is basically free craft show parking lots, a church bizarre, open mic at a coffee shop or family gathering.

You would think after 40 years of only earning about $50 dollars total and subtracting the $60,000 a year he could of made at a real job Meade would get it.

Let's just say Meade got minimum wage for working 20 years, that's at least $500,000 Meade would have.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: John Dankos ()
Date: November 09, 2021 08:51PM

I'm sure Meade got paid for playing Aunt Sarah's and some of the other gigs.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Does anyone remember this one? ()
Date: November 09, 2021 09:16PM

John Dankos Wrote:
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> I'm sure Meade got paid for playing Aunt Sarah's
> and some of the other gigs.


How much could Aunt Sarah's pay the band for the night? Divide that into four or five depending on how many members showed up that perfornance and Meade's share couldn't have been very big.

On one of his long-deleted vlogs Meade thought he should be getting a bigger chunk of the take since the other band members had real incomes and he needed the money more...

Where are those "Lost Meade-ia" guys when we need them to unearth this gem?
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: November 09, 2021 09:28PM

Proposed extended tour itinerary Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bus Rider Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Party
> > bus!
> > > >
> > > > I am guessing it'll be around $400 to
> charter
> > a
> > > > bus to Glen Allen Virginia for the day.
> Throw
> > in
> > > a
> > > > couple quarter kegs of beer and tequila on
> > the
> > > bus
> > > > another $200 maybe.
> > > >
> > > > So we got $700 cost divided by 20 people on
> > the
> > > > bus, that's $35 each.
> > > >
> > > > $35 to see something as spectacular as a
> > Meade
> > > > Skeleton concert.
> > > >
> > > > If you brought a date, assuming you
> actually
> > > know
> > > > how to speak to a lady, her panties would
> get
> > > so
> > > > wet seeing Meade, a good time will be had
> > > >
> > > > Imagine telling your coworkers, those of
> you
> > > who
> > > > have jobs, when they ask how was your
> > weekend..
> > > > you tell them you went to a mead Skelton
> > > concert.
> > > > They will be Green with envy
> > >
> > > I propose that the bus include a tour route
> and
> > > pass by the homes of noteworthy Fairfax
> > > Underground characters and the cemeteries
> where
> > > their relatives are interred. There's
> probably
> > at
> > > least ten such points of interest between
> > Northern
> > > Virginia and the Richmond area. An optional
> > side
> > > trip to the South could provide viewing of 2
> or
> > 3
> > > more sites.
> >
> >
> > We'd probably have to leave super early and have
> a
> > course mapped out, but it could be done..
> > Would anyone else be interested in that? Could
> > someone map a site to all the graves on the
> way?
> > Please use the potty on the bus and don't pee
> on
> > someone's mother's grave.
>
> Between eesh, Miz, Sylvanna, and peep there are
> only a handful of deceased relatives' graves. A
> proper FFXU Heritage Landmark bus tour would
> encompass the cemeteries and homes, as well as
> sites where significant events took place. That
> would include Megan and Aaron's former home at
> 7520 Purdue court, Miz's Chase Heritage apartment
> which featured the "No Trespassing" sign, and
> other interesting sites.
>
> An all-day trip could start in Hancock Maryland
> where the Reel Deal Bait & Tackle shop formerly
> stood before it was burned down by TJ/peep. Then
> the tour bus heads south into Virginia to drive
> through the Purcellville Gateway Shopping Center
> Starbucks where Hambeast Associate Joseph McKelpin
> exposed his cock and balls to the horror of
> employees. From there it's a short drive in to
> Leesburg to view the Courthouse and jail. Proceed
> to Sterling to tour the Moreno Crime Familly home
> on Riverview Ct, and the nearby Chuck E. Cheese
> restaurant with the now-patched peepholes in the
> boy's room. Head south through Prince William
> County to Nokesville, past Lynn's estate and
> stables and disembark the bus for a photo session
> in the field where lizzie, eesh, and TJ took their
> famous selfies.
>
> Make a brief visit to the Stone Road Giant
> shopping center where the homeless ginger and
> Hambeast associate Benjamin Lamka used to solicit
> high school girls and the adjacent hobo camp where
> Ben slept, bartering gay sexual favors for space
> in a tent. Head East to the Pan Am Shopping
> Center which convicted felon pedophile Tator Tots
> reported as his address while he was actually
> living with Miz and Liz. Then head South to
> Fairfax City, on "Judical Drive" past the
> Jail/Courthouse and on to the infamous apartment
> of Miz/Tator/Liz. Disembark the bus to stretch
> your legs while re-creating Miz's route as he fled
> for his life with blood spurting from his cranium.
> Walk to nearby Warwick Ave. Briefly sit on the
> "stalking curb" where Sharon Moreno perched over
> some mysterious object and view the 6-door pickup
> truck still parked in the driveway.
>
> Then proceed East to Tyson's Corner and the Leiser
> Law Firm Office. Experience the gut-wrenching
> fear and trauma felt by tootguy and Miz as they
> endured those famous beeps from eesh's car horn.
> It is then only a short ride to Falls Church to
> view the foreclosed home of the sex-crazed
> bankrupt lawyer Karen Leiser at 2003 Highboro Way.
> Then head East to Arlington Cemetery and the
> grave of William McMillan -- no shitting allowed.
> After a moment of silence the tour will proceed on
> to Springfield to take in the decrepit townhouse
> once inhabited by Chuck Hoffmann and where the
> body of his drug dealing colleague Colton West was
> unceremoniously dumped in a parking lot, clad in
> black cocktail dress and go-go boots. The tour
> will pass the Glory Days in Burke where Derek
> Mohler once sold weed, and the shopping center
> where Kelly Flynn plied her trade. Before getting
> on I-95 South, the bus will pass the Springfield
> Plaza where Pet Store Murderer Jay Fasick
> committed his crime. The next stop is Quantico
> Cemetery and tootguy's grave. No shitting. The
> tour then goes South to Hanover County and the
> grave of eesh's mom -- again no shitting. Next up
> is a pass by the grave of Thomas Sadler in
> Greenwood Memorial Gardens Cemetery. No shitting
> on his grave either.
>
> The somber mood is broken when the bus proceeds to
> the home of FFXU's official mascot, the great
> Meade Skelton. Visit Meade's home and the site of
> his heroic charge on Monument Avenue. Take in
> Maymont Park and other sights from Meade's photo
> albums. Perhaps the big guy Meade himself will
> briefly step aboard to regale passengers with his
> wit and music. The tour continues on and passes
> the esteemed VCU Art School, and then makes its
> way to Strath Road for a drive-by of the eesh
> estate and treehouse, The dungeon is closed so
> the bus will not stop but will instead continue on
> to Sylvanna's trailer park. The bus will stop
> briefly in on Champion Court to allow passengers
> to purchase some delicious home-made roadkill
> jerky.
>
> The bus then heads South to Raleigh NC. Passengers
> disembark to observe a moment of silence in the
> the church parking lot at the 500 block of Mial
> Street where Thomas Sadler cavorted about naked,
> screaming profanities at the top of his lungs
> before being Tased to death by police. Passengers
> get back aboard the bus, proceed to Franklin, VA
> and the Poplar Springs Cemetery and the grave of
> Sylvanna's father David C. Moore. Once again, no
> shitting please.
>
> Regrettably there won't be time enough in one day
> to visit Lizzie's dog pound in Augusta Co. let
> alone view the Hambeast haunts and home in Ohio.
> Perhaps a multi-day trip in the summer could take
> all those in. Even then Tator Tot's prison digs
> and the other pedophile Seth Comstock remain too
> far away in the Pacific Northwest -- to say
> nothing of departed trolls Puddin' and Elle in
> Australia. There are so many FFXU landmarks and so
> little time. Oh well.


I was thinking more of like the Bunnyman Bridge, Filmdex, and Midgetville.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Landmark ()
Date: November 09, 2021 10:42PM

^ The site where Shane Donahue disappeared. And/or his current location, in a pig sty or abandoned septic tank or whatever.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
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Date: November 10, 2021 04:42AM

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Actually spit on a grave ()
Date: November 10, 2021 06:48AM

Amazing how the deranged lunatic who knows all these names and locations somehow magically omitted the names Michael and Louise basl.

What a faggot loser you are basl. That's why your mom's grave was actually spat upon!

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Read carefully ()
Date: November 10, 2021 07:25AM

Actually spit on a grave Wrote:
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> Amazing how the deranged lunatic who knows all
> these names and locations somehow magically
> omitted the names Michael and Louise basl.
>
> What a faggot loser you are basl. That's why your
> mom's grave was actually spat upon!

Amazing how the names of Monique Wells and her mother Ruth are omitted
Amazing how the names of William and Richard Moreno are omitted
Amazing how there is no mention whatsoever of BTYB, Vexxed or postpopdrunk or their real names

NOT Amazing how the eesh-obsessed faggot sees eesh lurking in every thread and post. Anyone even slightly familiar with eesh's writings would know immediately that he did not write that. It would be amazing that the eesh-obsessed faggot does not know, but he is an idiot.
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Is anyone planning to go? ()
Date: November 19, 2021 11:14AM

xmas at grannies Wrote:
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> some sort of craft show.....
>
>
> https://www.meadeskeltonsplace.com/calendar.php


Tomorrow Meade's calendar says he is playing this exciting festival.

Anyone planning to go?

Will Chowchilla be next?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Trump 202 4! ()
Date: November 19, 2021 11:35AM

I wanted to Meade to play Middleburg for the Fox Hunt day. I was going to pay him $1000. Lots of hot horse chics.

The polo group and fox hunt club said they googled Meade Skelton and saw the confederate monument and "Black Lives Splatter" posts. They sent me an email back that said "Absolutely not! Middleburg Fox Hunt Day is family event and they didn't want any conflicts."

Oh well.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Meade is our Chris Chan ()
Date: November 19, 2021 01:51PM

Trump 202 4! Wrote:
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> I wanted to Meade to play Middleburg for the Fox
> Hunt day. I was going to pay him $1000. Lots of
> hot horse chics.
>
> The polo group and fox hunt club said they googled
> Meade Skelton and saw the confederate monument and
> "Black Lives Splatter" posts. They sent me an
> email back that said "Absolutely not! Middleburg
> Fox Hunt Day is family event and they didn't want
> any conflicts."
>
> Oh well.
Meade has only himself to blame.

His behavior is what got him google fucked.

No wonder he is been acting crazy online these days.

He can blame his racism on insanity and people will feel sorry for him.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Broke Ass ()
Date: November 19, 2021 02:40PM

Middleburg Fox Hunt Club is all wealthy members. They pay more like $10,000 for a gig at the Fox HUnt.

What a shame. Meade could have paid off his Doordash bill.

Oh well that what Meade gets for being racist. "Black Lives Splatter" WTF?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: It doesn't make sense... ()
Date: November 19, 2021 04:50PM

Broke Ass Wrote:
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> Middleburg Fox Hunt Club is all wealthy members.
> They pay more like $10,000 for a gig at the Fox
> HUnt.
>
> What a shame. Meade could have paid off his
> Doordash bill.
>
> Oh well that what Meade gets for being racist.
> "Black Lives Splatter" WTF?


Before "Black Lives Splatter", what was Meade's excuse for not getting choice gigs?

The truth is very few people like listening to Meade's music.
But what does Meade say the reason is?
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: It's TOMORROW! ()
Date: November 19, 2021 07:09PM

Will eesh show up?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Before we set out... ()
Date: November 19, 2021 07:54PM

Has there been any corroboration of this event other than Meade's calendar?

A few years back, Meade had several gigs that were "Double booked" and he didn't play. We figured he was never booked at all. He told his father he was booked to try to fool him into thinking he was still getting booked. On the night of the event, Meade just drove around the neighborhood for 90 minutes or went to a movie.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Times Square ()
Date: November 19, 2021 08:07PM

I know he will be performing in Times Square on New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be televised

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Sure he is... ()
Date: November 19, 2021 08:20PM

Times Square Wrote:
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> I know he will be performing in Times Square on
> New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be televised


Is there corroboration for that?

Meade says many things...a good percentage of them turn out to be untrue.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Not hard to believe ()
Date: November 19, 2021 08:31PM

Why is it so hard for you to believe Meade will be performing in Times Square? He is a very popular musician and adored by millions

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Confirmation needed ()
Date: November 19, 2021 08:33PM

It's a long way to potentially fight traffic on I-95. I need some confirmation that Meade will actually be there before making that trek. So far I haven't any reference to the great Meade Skelton making an appearance. Did I miss it?

https://www.christmasatgrannys.com/

https://www.facebook.com/virginiacliffeinn

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/christmas-at-grannys-2021-tickets-151726360629

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Do they offer entertainment ()
Date: November 19, 2021 10:36PM

Do they even offer entertainment at Granny's? There is no mention of live entertainment on the website. Maybe Meade is planning to busk outside. Remember on his calendar when he would list "Open Mike" nights as a gig he was playing?


Meade should think of a holiday gig dressing up like Santa and getting in on some of those sweet bell ringing dollars. The Sally Army has monopolized this revenue stream for far too long.

Can he still fit into his Santa Suit?
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: I'm confused ()
Date: November 19, 2021 10:43PM

Not hard to believe Wrote:
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> Why is it so hard for you to believe Meade will be
> performing in Times Square? He is a very popular
> musician and adored by millions

No part of this makes sense, not just the idea of meade actually playing times Square, but why would he even want to be there? Or anywhere in New York? I've been once and I fucking hated it, I can't imagine Meade wanting to be there with all the Yankees

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Luguentz Dort ()
Date: November 19, 2021 10:45PM

It should be a great concert. Is Red Reign opening up for Meade.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Let's be part of the solution ()
Date: November 20, 2021 12:50AM

Not hard to believe Wrote:
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> Why is it so hard for you to believe Meade will be
> performing in Times Square? He is a very popular
> musician and adored by millions


Meade is not a very popular musician and maybe has a following of 10 people.

That is why it is hard to believe that Meade is playing Tines Square on New Year's Eve.

Also, Meade makes a BFD about playing a coffee shop. If he was playing Times Square, he would yap incessantly about it.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Time?? ()
Date: November 20, 2021 06:58AM

Is the concert still on for today?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Don't fprget.... ()
Date: November 20, 2021 11:08AM

Let's be part of the solution Wrote:
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> Not hard to believe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is it so hard for you to believe Meade will
> be
> > performing in Times Square? He is a very
> popular
> > musician and adored by millions
>
>
> Meade is not a very popular musician and maybe
> has a following of 10 people.
>
> That is why it is hard to believe that Meade is
> playing Tines Square on New Year's Eve.
>
> Also, Meade makes a BFD about playing a coffee
> shop. If he was playing Times Square, he would yap
> incessantly about it.

The only place Meade's "Times square" gig has been mentioned is here on FFXU.
What more proof does one need that it isn't fucking real?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Fleet Services ()
Date: November 20, 2021 11:16AM

How many cases of enemas would Meade need to pack for such a journey? More importantly where would he enema himself in Times Square? Restrooms are extremely scarce in Times Square and many people wear diapers or run hoses down their leg to pee. Meade would suffer greatly from lack of timely enemas.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Dapper in his diaper ()
Date: November 20, 2021 12:22PM

Fleet Services Wrote:
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> How many cases of enemas would Meade need to pack
> for such a journey? More importantly where would
> he enema himself in Times Square? Restrooms are
> extremely scarce in Times Square and many people
> wear diapers or run hoses down their leg to pee.
> Meade would suffer greatly from lack of timely
> enemas.


New Year's eve is the one night Meade can turn his diaper-clad butt into a timely costume. Of course, he looks less like Baby New Year and more like Baby Huey.
But the thought still remains...
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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Photo Op! ()
Date: November 20, 2021 12:58PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BME2n3Al5T4

It doesn't look like there is a lot of room for a musical act in this venue.

Is Meade really playing there this afternoon or is it just another one of Meade's fantasies?

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: NO MEADE ()
Date: November 20, 2021 01:48PM

I just called the number in the Christmas at Granny’s FAQ and a very nice lady informed me they are not having any kind of live entertainment.

I'm glad I didn't drive all the way there and pay $5 admission only to be disappointed. I guess you can buy gifts and look at llamas but there is no Meade.

Meade owes his fans an explanation. This seems to be a pretty egregious faux pas on his part.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Lying to his father... ()
Date: November 20, 2021 02:06PM

NO MEADE Wrote:
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> I just called the number in the Christmas at
> Granny’s FAQ and a very nice lady informed me
> they are not having any kind of live
> entertainment.
>
> I'm glad I didn't drive all the way there and pay
> $5 admission only to be disappointed. I guess you
> can buy gifts and look at llamas but there is no
> Meade.
>
> Meade owes his fans an explanation. This seems to
> be a pretty egregious faux pas on his part.

As it has been pointed out before, Meade lies about having gigs when he doesn't. Too bad his lies aren't going to cover him when his housing goes away when his daddy dies.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: The funniest part to me ()
Date: November 20, 2021 02:16PM

If I had live performances on stages and such I wouldn't be able to lie about it to my parents... because my family would be there. This is a testament to how bad meade sucks and how hilarious it is that hes in denial about it. His own family isnt adamant about seeing all of his shows. Lol. They know he sucks, and he doesnt understand that.

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: I'll buy that for a dollar ()
Date: November 20, 2021 02:39PM

Peter Tork fan Wrote:
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> Meade waste o a humn life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yea but Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Is it a paying gig? That's the question, not
> > all
> > > of Meade's gig were paying gigs. Sometimes
> it
> > was
> > > volunteer, like his performances at the
> > Christmas
> > > Reindeer Party. He got like a free meal or
> > > something like filled Christmas Candy
> stocking
> > at
> > > those events. If he gets a paycheck then
> it's
> > a
> > > wonderful thing.
> >
> >
> > Those things usually give him $50-$100. Just
> > enough for Meade to believe he is a
> professional
> > musician since he gets paid to perform.
> > Naturally, having a career that sustains his
> > existence is beyond both his comprehension and
> > capability.
>
>
> Everyone know that the real money in those gigs
> end up in the Tip Jar. Meade usually has a big
> Mason jaw and racks up some good take home most
> times. 1 thousand dollars in hard currency is not
> a rare.

Even though this "Tip Jar" windfall is a major cope for Meade.
You actually have to perform in order to use a tip jar...

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Re: meade's got a gig!
Posted by: Meade-waste of a human life ()
Date: November 20, 2021 02:49PM

The funniest part to me Wrote:
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> If I had live performances on stages and such I
> wouldn't be able to lie about it to my parents...
> because my family would be there. This is a
> testament to how bad meade sucks and how hilarious
> it is that hes in denial about it. His own family
> isnt adamant about seeing all of his shows. Lol.
> They know he sucks, and he doesnt understand that.


Meade doesn't seem to realize that his self-funded albums and the number of songs he has written really aren't a sign of being a great musician. People are too subjective to judge themselves fairly. Other people have to assess us. People have assessed Meade and they have said: "NEXT".

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