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Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Keep that hawg in your pants ()
Date: October 24, 2021 09:29PM

Follow up to arrest thread. Joseph McKelpin was convicted of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. One indecent exposure charge was nolle prossed. The 90 days jail time was suspended. The precise reason why this gentleman flashed his pecker at a Starbucks drive-through remains a mystery for the ages. Yes Virginia, Purcellville has a Starbucks, LOL.

Hammy really knows how to pick friends.

11/27/20 7:24 a.m. 140 Purcellville Gateway Indecent Exposure
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Patch.com
PURCELLVILE, VA — A Starbucks customer was charged with exposing himself to employees at a drive-thru Starbucks in Purcellville, according to the town police department.

Last Friday morning, a customer in the Starbucks drive-thru in the Purcellville Gateway Shopping Center exposed himself while accepting his order. The customer, identified by the police as Joseph McKelpin, 39, of Round Hill, was the same suspect in two prior incidents on Nov. 7 and Nov. 22, the Purcellville Police Department said Friday in an incident report.

A Starbucks employee taking McKelpin's order on Nov. 27 "recognized its unique nature as the suspect ordered the same thing during the prior incidents," the police said.

The Starbucks staff had cameras ready and as the suspect pulled up to the window, they noted that he was exposing his genitalia, according to the police. He collected his order and left.

A Purcellville police officer, using the customer's license plate, was able to track the man's vehicle to a residence in Round Hill. A deputy from the Loudoun County Sheriff's Officer located the vehicle.

The Purcellville officer responded and spoke to McKelpin, who admitted to being at the Starbucks, but denied exposing himself, the police said.

Warrants were obtained for all three incidents and McKelpin was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, the police said. He was released on an unsecured bond.

https://patch.com/virginia/leesburg/starbucks-customer-purcellville-charged-indecent-exposure

https://blueridgeleader.com/purcellville-police-reports-for-the-week-ending-december-4-2020/

https://www.loudountimes.com/news/round-hill-man-charged-with-indecent-exposure-at-purcellville-starbucks/article_47ffac26-3659-11eb-be9a-47fa706892e7.html
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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: excessive fine ()
Date: October 24, 2021 10:01PM

A $3,000 fine just for showing his snake to the drive through window? Wonder how much the fine would have been if he used his anaconda to hand over the cash.

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Typical Democrat ()
Date: October 25, 2021 07:34PM

They are all perverts aren’t they? I’m sure he has child porn on his computer too. They all do.

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Red Mustang ()
Date: October 25, 2021 07:37PM

When is eesh going to get a new boyfriend?

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Too busy getting busy ()
Date: October 25, 2021 08:32PM

Red Mustang Wrote:
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> When is eesh going to get a new boyfriend?

Eesh and Sylvanna Bocook are inseparable and fucking like rabbits. Neither of them have time for any other partners

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Black? ()
Date: October 25, 2021 08:34PM

He doesn't look black. He looks like a middle easterner.

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: White base 6-cyl Mustang ()
Date: October 25, 2021 08:35PM

Megan was fucking that dude while she was with Josh. Threesomes and moresomes.

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Juju ()
Date: October 25, 2021 08:55PM

Black? Wrote:
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> He doesn't look black. He looks like a middle
> easterner.


It seems like everyone Megan fucks or is associated with is either inbred white trash or some mixed race criminal. It’s never just normal people.

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Re: Hambeast associate Joseph McKelpin of Round Hill convicted of exposing himself at Purcellville Starbucks
Posted by: Creepy red head ()
Date: October 25, 2021 09:06PM

Juju Wrote:
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> Black? Wrote:
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> -----
> > He doesn't look black. He looks like a middle
> > easterner.
>
>
> It seems like everyone Megan fucks or is
> associated with is either inbred white trash or
> some mixed race criminal. It’s never just normal
> people.
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