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How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Mr. pedory
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Date: March 22, 2018 01:09AM
I know several people that follow this site have seen him in person.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Biometrics
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Date: March 22, 2018 01:18AM
5'7
Bald on top but grows the hair on the side of his head down to his shoulders in an attempt to look young.
Lots of body hair, like sasquatch hairy.
Small, dainty hands.
Bald on top but grows the hair on the side of his head down to his shoulders in an attempt to look young.
Lots of body hair, like sasquatch hairy.
Small, dainty hands.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Addendum
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Date: March 22, 2018 01:20AM
His wife Karen is actually bigger boned than he is. She has broad shoulders and wide triceps. I can imagine that she hurt him when she rode him missionary.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Sasquatch Photobomb
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Date: April 05, 2018 09:56PM
Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of creeper photobombing this pic
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
peep
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Date: April 05, 2018 10:36PM
Is Karen still single? I turn 18 pretty soon, but we don't have to go public about anything just yet.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Saw him at courthouse
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Date: April 05, 2018 11:22PM
About 5'5"
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Who is Phil Leiser?
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Date: April 05, 2018 11:36PM
He seems to be some sort of celebrity on this forum, but all I can tell is that he's some sort of famous lawyer.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Sleazer
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Date: April 06, 2018 01:54AM
Who is Phil Leiser? Wrote:
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> He seems to be some sort of celebrity on this
> forum, but all I can tell is that he's some sort
> of famous lawyer.
I would say infamous.
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> He seems to be some sort of celebrity on this
> forum, but all I can tell is that he's some sort
> of famous lawyer.
I would say infamous.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
guy looks like a damn chipmunk
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Date: April 06, 2018 02:33AM
Sasquatch Photobomb Wrote:
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> Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> creeper photobombing this pic
Thsoe puffy cheeks - that's how I looked after I got my wisdom teeth out - puffed out from all the fucking novacaine.
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> Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> creeper photobombing this pic
Thsoe puffy cheeks - that's how I looked after I got my wisdom teeth out - puffed out from all the fucking novacaine.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
You eat vegetable now
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Date: April 06, 2018 07:43AM
guy looks like a damn chipmunk Wrote:
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> Sasquatch Photobomb Wrote:
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> > Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> > creeper photobombing this pic
>
>
> Thsoe puffy cheeks - that's how I looked after I
> got my wisdom teeth out - puffed out from all the
> fucking novacaine.
That's food in his mouth. Every damn picture on here that hebe is stuffing his face with some chow.
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> Sasquatch Photobomb Wrote:
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> > Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> > creeper photobombing this pic
>
>
> Thsoe puffy cheeks - that's how I looked after I
> got my wisdom teeth out - puffed out from all the
> fucking novacaine.
That's food in his mouth. Every damn picture on here that hebe is stuffing his face with some chow.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
c3po
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Date: April 06, 2018 04:27PM
Saw him at courthouse Wrote:
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> About 5'5"
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
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> About 5'5"
I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Garden Gnomes
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Date: April 06, 2018 04:54PM
Saw him at courthouse Wrote:
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> About 5'5"
That partially explains why the Morenos hired him (although most lawyers would have passed on the case on ethical grounds). The deceased Richard "tootguy" Moreno was the tallest of the Moreno Crime Family at a towering five-feet-eight-inches, and Miz himself is only 5'6". The height-challenged Morenos felt more comfortable looking down on a short scrawny dirty little jew.
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> About 5'5"
That partially explains why the Morenos hired him (although most lawyers would have passed on the case on ethical grounds). The deceased Richard "tootguy" Moreno was the tallest of the Moreno Crime Family at a towering five-feet-eight-inches, and Miz himself is only 5'6". The height-challenged Morenos felt more comfortable looking down on a short scrawny dirty little jew.
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
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Saw her at court too
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Date: April 06, 2018 07:44PM
Also Karen isn't svelte, but she isn't fat either.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
he looks hung over
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Date: April 07, 2018 04:57AM
Sasquatch Photobomb Wrote:
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> Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> creeper photobombing this pic
He got smashed the night before...
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> Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> creeper photobombing this pic
He got smashed the night before...
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Sniffles the Clown
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Date: April 07, 2018 05:24AM
Cokeface?
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
karen peed herself
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Date: April 07, 2018 05:39PM
LOL!
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Karen's wet crotch
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Date: April 07, 2018 07:47PM
karen peed herself Wrote:
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> LOL!
Or she just sneaked off for a gang-bang with some of her Craigslist suitors.
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> LOL!
Or she just sneaked off for a gang-bang with some of her Craigslist suitors.
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Family Matters
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Date: April 07, 2018 07:56PM
Whose family is that? It's not Leiser's, everyone's noses are normal sized.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Oh, shit.
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Date: April 07, 2018 08:09PM
Karen's wet crotch Wrote:
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> karen peed herself Wrote:
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> > LOL!
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> Or she just sneaked off for a gang-bang with some
> of her Craigslist suitors.
I hope miz's attorney isn't still browsing this site. Hell,miz will probably report this to him.
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> karen peed herself Wrote:
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> > LOL!
>
> Or she just sneaked off for a gang-bang with some
> of her Craigslist suitors.
I hope miz's attorney isn't still browsing this site. Hell,miz will probably report this to him.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
funny thing is...
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Date: April 07, 2018 08:26PM
Oh, shit. Wrote:
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> I hope miz's attorney isn't still browsing this
> site. Hell,miz will probably report this to him.
Miz's attorney would get a lot of business, from Miz himself. The Morenos themselves have libeled, defamed, and harassed more people on here than anyone. They could face potential jail time for some of them.
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> I hope miz's attorney isn't still browsing this
> site. Hell,miz will probably report this to him.
Miz's attorney would get a lot of business, from Miz himself. The Morenos themselves have libeled, defamed, and harassed more people on here than anyone. They could face potential jail time for some of them.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
photo analysis
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Date: April 08, 2018 01:28PM
Family Matters Wrote:
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> Whose family is that? It's not Leiser's,
> everyone's noses are normal sized.
It must be Karen's family because they all look wholesome. Also, Phil is standing in back and not appearing to have any connection to anyone except Karen. They probably all hate him.
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> Whose family is that? It's not Leiser's,
> everyone's noses are normal sized.
It must be Karen's family because they all look wholesome. Also, Phil is standing in back and not appearing to have any connection to anyone except Karen. They probably all hate him.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
karen peed herself LOL!
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:02PM
LOL!
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:05PM
LOL She's holding sunglasses.
EDIT: It's not a dark or wet spot.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/08/2018 02:05PM by eesh.
EDIT: It's not a dark or wet spot.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/08/2018 02:05PM by eesh.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
oh hey, you're right.
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:10PM
On closer inspection, I guess she did not pee her shorts. Still, from a distance she appears to need adult dependz. Best thing is, Phil is seething over the fact that everyone on FFU is analyzing karen's crotch.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
RVA singer himself
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:11PM
oh hey, you're right. Wrote:
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> everyone on FFU is analyzing
> karen's crotch.
That Jew poon is reserved for Meade, and Meade alone. Stop staring.
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> everyone on FFU is analyzing
> karen's crotch.
That Jew poon is reserved for Meade, and Meade alone. Stop staring.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
getting wet thinking of Meade?
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:15PM
Or perhaps she just spilled some 'sweet tea'.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
hookup
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:16PM
Did Meade reply to Karen's Casual Sex ads on Craigslist?
They really would be a good match up.
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They really would be a good match up.
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Little Leisers
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:20PM
I worry for the future.
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
karen could kick phil's ass
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Date: April 08, 2018 02:26PM
I wonder if she ever beats on him...
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
old man with the glasses
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Date: April 08, 2018 03:23PM
photo analysis Wrote:
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> Family Matters Wrote:
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> > Whose family is that? It's not Leiser's,
> > everyone's noses are normal sized.
>
> It must be Karen's family because they all look
> wholesome. Also, Phil is standing in back and not
> appearing to have any connection to anyone except
> Karen. They probably all hate him.
The old man with the glasses is karen's father. He has on more than one occasion threatened to bludgeon the shit out of Phil. Phil is very afraid of him.
Karen is so scared that there might be a fight that she has peed her shorts.
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> Family Matters Wrote:
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> > Whose family is that? It's not Leiser's,
> > everyone's noses are normal sized.
>
> It must be Karen's family because they all look
> wholesome. Also, Phil is standing in back and not
> appearing to have any connection to anyone except
> Karen. They probably all hate him.
The old man with the glasses is karen's father. He has on more than one occasion threatened to bludgeon the shit out of Phil. Phil is very afraid of him.
Karen is so scared that there might be a fight that she has peed her shorts.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
hmmm. eesh is right
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Date: April 08, 2018 07:30PM
eesh Wrote:
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> LOL She's holding sunglasses.
>
>
> EDIT: It's not a dark or wet spot.
And I was wrong. On close inspection, it appears that karen did NOT pee her pants.
(Phil must LOVE the fact that folks on FFU are discussing karen's crotch.)
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> LOL She's holding sunglasses.
>
>
> EDIT: It's not a dark or wet spot.
And I was wrong. On close inspection, it appears that karen did NOT pee her pants.
(Phil must LOVE the fact that folks on FFU are discussing karen's crotch.)
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
on the craigslist ad
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Date: April 09, 2018 11:07PM
Addendum Wrote:
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> His wife Karen is actually bigger boned than he
> is. She has broad shoulders and wide triceps. I
> can imagine that she hurt him when she rode him
> missionary.
She did ask that any responders be at least 'reasonably fit'. She looks a bit athletic. I bet she played soccer, basketball, and volleyball in high school.
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> His wife Karen is actually bigger boned than he
> is. She has broad shoulders and wide triceps. I
> can imagine that she hurt him when she rode him
> missionary.
She did ask that any responders be at least 'reasonably fit'. She looks a bit athletic. I bet she played soccer, basketball, and volleyball in high school.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
karen is 5'3''
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Date: April 25, 2018 05:53AM
so compare her to phil.
Also, she does not like penis pics.
Also, she does not like penis pics.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Bakersfield Chimp
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Date: April 25, 2018 10:44AM
hookup Wrote:
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> Did Meade reply to Karen's Casual Sex ads on
> Craigslist?
> They really would be a good match up.
When he replied he sent her this photo to show that he actually had the same body type as steve reeves.
She didn't respond.
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> Did Meade reply to Karen's Casual Sex ads on
> Craigslist?
> They really would be a good match up.
When he replied he sent her this photo to show that he actually had the same body type as steve reeves.
She didn't respond.
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
karen didn't like meade
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Date: April 25, 2018 11:47AM
he sent her a penis pic.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
It takes a Village
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Date: April 25, 2018 11:55AM
karen didn't like meade Wrote:
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> he sent her a penis pic.
To Meade's defense, it wasn't a picture of his own penis.
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> he sent her a penis pic.
To Meade's defense, it wasn't a picture of his own penis.
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Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
Phil the Philandering Pipsqueek
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Date: April 27, 2018 07:09AM
karen is 5'3'' Wrote:
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> so compare her to phil.
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> Also, she does not like penis pics.
Phil is the same height or shorter than karen.
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> so compare her to phil.
>
> Also, she does not like penis pics.
Phil is the same height or shorter than karen.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
MHCYV
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Date: April 27, 2018 04:44PM
Karen has height requirements, but they are easy to meet. I'm not much taller than her & we hit it off pretty good.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
they are all gnomes!
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Date: May 18, 2018 01:57AM
Why does FFU attract so many carnival freaks?
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
I would say 5'4" or 5'5"
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Date: July 29, 2019 01:51AM
they are all gnomes! Wrote:
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> Why does FFU attract so many carnival freaks?
karen says she's 5'3" and he's an inch or two taller than her. In short, a shrimp.
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> Why does FFU attract so many carnival freaks?
karen says she's 5'3" and he's an inch or two taller than her. In short, a shrimp.
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
phil wears elevator shoes
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Date: January 25, 2020 02:36PM
to make himself look taller
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
karen is hot!
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Date: August 22, 2020 06:40AM
Sasquatch Photobomb Wrote:
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> Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> creeper photobombing this pic
she looks great in that pic - even if she did pee herself
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> Phil is tiny and he looks like some kind of
> creeper photobombing this pic
she looks great in that pic - even if she did pee herself
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
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so, karen did not pee herself
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Date: October 10, 2021 04:44AM
karen peed herself Wrote:
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> LOL!
good. i was worried about that
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> LOL!
good. i was worried about that
Re: How tall is Phil Leiser?
Posted by:
midget
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Date: October 10, 2021 11:30AM
Phil is practically a midget! Since his lawyer and real estate careers have not panned out maybe he should contact some casting companies for movie jobs.