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The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Monetary speaketh
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Date: October 09, 2021 11:57PM
From the bars to the tattoo shops to grocery stores and gas stations.
Poor sylvanna has no friends in town. Everyone has something had to say about the "awkward gay fat kid who tries to hard to fit in".
She gives away drugs to have people to talk to. How sad.
Poor sylvanna has no friends in town. Everyone has something had to say about the "awkward gay fat kid who tries to hard to fit in".
She gives away drugs to have people to talk to. How sad.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
nightlight
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Date: October 10, 2021 02:05AM
Does Sylvanna have a nighlight in her trailer?
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Posted by:
Depressing
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Date: October 10, 2021 02:09AM
nightlight Wrote:
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> Does Sylvanna have a nighlight in her trailer?
The trailer park is sandwiched between Route 1 and I-295. It's always noisy and the traffic from the interstate lights up her trailer.
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> Does Sylvanna have a nighlight in her trailer?
The trailer park is sandwiched between Route 1 and I-295. It's always noisy and the traffic from the interstate lights up her trailer.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Beep Beep
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Date: October 10, 2021 02:20AM
Just because horn blowing has so much significance to the larger drama, I couldn't resist beeping my horn at her last week. However I was coming north and her trailer is on the West side of I95 so she might not have heard it.
She is right next to the highway and going South you could hurl a beer can right through her trailer if one had a good arm.
She is right next to the highway and going South you could hurl a beer can right through her trailer if one had a good arm.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
HOW
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Date: October 10, 2021 02:22AM
How does a nightlight go on alert?
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Hypothetically
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Date: October 10, 2021 02:25AM
One could have car trouble on 295 south and pull off onto the shoulder by Greenleigh trailer park. You could step over the guardrail, walk by a few trees, and you are right there on Champion Court.
Chesterfield doesn't patrol in there as the county doesn't like poor people.
Chesterfield doesn't patrol in there as the county doesn't like poor people.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
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The stupidity
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Date: October 10, 2021 06:41AM
Well, basl.. let's hope you have some car Trouble soon since that's what you're wishing for.
I mean look at how all of your other bright ideas have turned out. You're 40 and THIS is your life.
Go for it.
I mean look at how all of your other bright ideas have turned out. You're 40 and THIS is your life.
Go for it.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
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Does she ever wonder?
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Date: October 10, 2021 06:59AM
Does this Sylvanna chubby chick ever ask herself why she couldn't look like this? Why can't she be pretty and healthy?
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Posted by:
Tattoo makeup
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Date: October 10, 2021 08:46AM
Hypothetically Wrote:
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> One could have car trouble on 295 south and pull
> off onto the shoulder by Greenleigh trailer park.
> You could step over the guardrail, walk by a few
> trees, and you are right there on Champion Court.
Step right into you're second felony, stupid wimp. You aren't going to do anything but continue hiding out from the police.
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> One could have car trouble on 295 south and pull
> off onto the shoulder by Greenleigh trailer park.
> You could step over the guardrail, walk by a few
> trees, and you are right there on Champion Court.
Step right into you're second felony, stupid wimp. You aren't going to do anything but continue hiding out from the police.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
"Censorship " LOL
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Date: October 10, 2021 09:44AM
Someone is angry that she's been banned from r/rva and r/rvabreakfastclub
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Angry?
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Date: October 10, 2021 09:48AM
You really take this internet stuff too seriously. The only one who's angry is the soon-to-be-felon hiding out from his warrant, LOL!
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
O really?
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Date: October 10, 2021 09:53AM
Tattoo makeup Wrote:
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> Step right into you're second felony, stupid wimp.
> You aren't going to do anything but continue
> hiding out from the police.
I don't have any felonies or misdemeanor, how about you? Sounds like someone is suffering from EDS (eesh derangement syndrome).
I can pull off on 295 South any time I want, with total impunity.
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> Step right into you're second felony, stupid wimp.
> You aren't going to do anything but continue
> hiding out from the police.
I don't have any felonies or misdemeanor, how about you? Sounds like someone is suffering from EDS (eesh derangement syndrome).
I can pull off on 295 South any time I want, with total impunity.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Pull up then
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Date: October 10, 2021 09:55AM
But you won't though. Your stupid little threats mean nothing to Me.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
"Never wore glasses" LOL
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:02AM
O really? Wrote:
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> I don't have any felonies or misdemeanor
Also don't have Face tats, huh? LOL
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> I don't have any felonies or misdemeanor
Also don't have Face tats, huh? LOL
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
negative
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:05AM
"Never wore glasses" LOL Wrote:
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> O really? Wrote:
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> > I don't have any felonies or misdemeanor
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> Also don't have Face tats, huh? LOL
Nope. Do you? LOL
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> O really? Wrote:
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> > I don't have any felonies or misdemeanor
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> Also don't have Face tats, huh? LOL
Nope. Do you? LOL
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Tbh
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:08AM
Yes
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
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Forest Pine Apartments
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:09AM
Poor Sylvanna, in high school she would go next door to the YMCA and exercise herself to death so she could be skinny. All those years of eating candy made her get diabetes.
A shame she can get insulin paid for by the government but no psychotropic medication for her severe depression and PTSD.
A shame she can get insulin paid for by the government but no psychotropic medication for her severe depression and PTSD.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Fan of Fairfax Underground
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:15AM
Forest Pine Apartments Wrote:
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> Poor Sylvanna, in high school she would go next
> door to the YMCA and exercise herself to death so
> she could be skinny. All those years of eating
> candy made her get diabetes.
Instead of working or working out she has elected to troll an obscure web forum and engage with the wacky gang of misfits.
This is fortunate for readers for she fills a void left by the absence of lizzie who has been less active since her prison term.
It is interesting that most of the characters are overweight if not obese. The dirtbag lawyers homosexual David Trinnes and Philandering Phil Leiser may be the only non-overweight ones.
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> Poor Sylvanna, in high school she would go next
> door to the YMCA and exercise herself to death so
> she could be skinny. All those years of eating
> candy made her get diabetes.
Instead of working or working out she has elected to troll an obscure web forum and engage with the wacky gang of misfits.
This is fortunate for readers for she fills a void left by the absence of lizzie who has been less active since her prison term.
It is interesting that most of the characters are overweight if not obese. The dirtbag lawyers homosexual David Trinnes and Philandering Phil Leiser may be the only non-overweight ones.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
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That's rich, unlike you, basl...
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:20AM
Forest Pine Apartments Wrote:
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> Poor Sylvanna, in high school she would go next
> door to the YMCA and exercise herself to death so
> she could be skinny. All those years of eating
> candy made her get diabetes.
>
>
> A shame she can get insulin paid for by the
> government but no psychotropic medication for her
> severe depression and PTSD.
Talking about yourself here
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> Poor Sylvanna, in high school she would go next
> door to the YMCA and exercise herself to death so
> she could be skinny. All those years of eating
> candy made her get diabetes.
>
>
> A shame she can get insulin paid for by the
> government but no psychotropic medication for her
> severe depression and PTSD.
Talking about yourself here
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Leave the fatties alone
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:26AM
Meade, Miz, eesh, Sylvanna, peep, Carlos, etc. are all fat entertainers. Just like John Candy, Queen Latifah, Oprah and Rosie are all fat. The FFXU gang may not be paid as much, but they are arguably funnier and more entertaining. Quit ragging on fat people
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Peep is not fat
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Date: October 10, 2021 10:42AM
But basl is once he started stealing food. His parents never had any money. The railroad system doesn't pay shit.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
All FAT
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Date: October 10, 2021 11:20AM
Peep is fat and steals food. They are all fat except the two Katies, Phil Leiser, and Gayvid Trinnes.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Mortimer
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Date: October 10, 2021 11:26AM
Don't forget me!
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Posted by:
who
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Date: October 10, 2021 11:27AM
who the f*** is that?
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
Mortimer
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Date: October 10, 2021 11:35AM
who Wrote:
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> who the f*** is that?
I am Meade's friend.
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> who the f*** is that?
I am Meade's friend.
Re: The entire Henrico nightlight is on alert for Sylvanna Bocook
Posted by:
welcome
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Date: October 10, 2021 11:38AM
Any friend of Meades is welcome to join Karen and eesh here in the Meade fan club.