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Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Dante
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Date: June 05, 2021 06:53PM
We talk about current affairs, women and sports. My penis is not happy with me because I’m not getting him laid. I’m not good with women. I’m sorry little guy. Some guys just know how to get them and some don’t.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
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Really? Me too!
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Date: June 05, 2021 07:03PM
My pens is actually a girl. Her name is Agatha and she says she's into to S&M. When I heard that, I beat her within an inch of her life. We've discussed the tramps I've slept with. She told me she's a lesbian but that she's bi-curious. Oh well.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
So, if she's lesbo, cool
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Date: June 05, 2021 09:29PM
But if she's bi- well that means YOU gotta bang dudes. If you're not OK with that you should get ripped and talk to her some more. Maybe she'd go for a hot tranny?? That'd be fun!!
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Does anyone else have convos?
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Date: June 06, 2021 11:02AM
You should post em!
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
talkorspit
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Date: June 06, 2021 01:34PM
The question is does it talk back to you or just spit in your face?
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Caller of BS
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Date: June 06, 2021 08:53PM
OP is a chronic masturbator with erectile dysfunction. No wonder he talks to his penis. It’s his only friend
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
KingNOVA
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Date: June 06, 2021 09:04PM
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
y'all funny as fuck
y'all funny as fuck
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Stuntcock
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Date: June 06, 2021 09:08PM
Dante Wrote:
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> We talk about current affairs, women and sports.
> My penis is not happy with me because I’m not
> getting him laid. I’m not good with women. I’m
> sorry little guy. Some guys just know how to get
> them and some don’t.
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> We talk about current affairs, women and sports.
> My penis is not happy with me because I’m not
> getting him laid. I’m not good with women. I’m
> sorry little guy. Some guys just know how to get
> them and some don’t.
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Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Dante
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Date: June 06, 2021 09:25PM
Caller of BS Wrote:
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> OP is a chronic masturbator with erectile
> dysfunction. No wonder he talks to his penis.
> It’s his only friend
You know neither me nor my cock, so beat it.
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> OP is a chronic masturbator with erectile
> dysfunction. No wonder he talks to his penis.
> It’s his only friend
You know neither me nor my cock, so beat it.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Wait! What?
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Date: June 07, 2021 05:51PM
That's abuse.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Agatha penis
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Date: June 08, 2021 05:13PM
I am not into S&M. He violated me. He beat me, yes, but I did nothing to him. I may have to file charges; I want him out!
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Clayton Nigsby
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Date: June 08, 2021 05:23PM
I tried this the other day and learned my penis is very racist. It just went on this 20 minute screed about niggers and Jews. I have no idea where this came from. I always thought i didn’t have a racist bone in my body. I was wrong.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Ashatah
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Date: June 08, 2021 05:57PM
Clayton Nigsby Wrote:
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> I tried this the other day and learned my penis is
> very racist. It just went on this 20 minute screed
> about niggers and Jews. I have no idea where this
> came from. I always thought i didn’t have a
> racist bone in my body. I was wrong.
Sounds like a combination of penis envy and jealousy manifesting itself. You should talk to someone about this.
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> I tried this the other day and learned my penis is
> very racist. It just went on this 20 minute screed
> about niggers and Jews. I have no idea where this
> came from. I always thought i didn’t have a
> racist bone in my body. I was wrong.
Sounds like a combination of penis envy and jealousy manifesting itself. You should talk to someone about this.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Caller of BS
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Date: June 08, 2021 08:21PM
Dante Wrote:
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> Caller of BS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OP is a chronic masturbator with erectile
> > dysfunction. No wonder he talks to his penis.
> > It’s his only friend
>
>
> You know neither me nor my cock, so beat it.
I can tell just from your post that you are a lonely soul with a limp penis who has not been laid in a long time if ever. Sad little masturbator
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> Caller of BS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OP is a chronic masturbator with erectile
> > dysfunction. No wonder he talks to his penis.
> > It’s his only friend
>
>
> You know neither me nor my cock, so beat it.
I can tell just from your post that you are a lonely soul with a limp penis who has not been laid in a long time if ever. Sad little masturbator
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
A real badass?
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Date: June 08, 2021 09:06PM
Really? Me too! Wrote:
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> My pens is actually a girl. Her name is Agatha and
> she says she's into to S&M. When I heard that, I
> beat her within an inch of her life. We've
> discussed the tramps I've slept with. She told me
> she's a lesbian but that she's bi-curious. Oh
> well.
Hey.
Agatha posted that you BEAT her.
You are an asshole if you beat that poor dick of a girl.
You are a monster and a heathen.
Go to hell.
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> My pens is actually a girl. Her name is Agatha and
> she says she's into to S&M. When I heard that, I
> beat her within an inch of her life. We've
> discussed the tramps I've slept with. She told me
> she's a lesbian but that she's bi-curious. Oh
> well.
Hey.
Agatha posted that you BEAT her.
You are an asshole if you beat that poor dick of a girl.
You are a monster and a heathen.
Go to hell.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Coxk Convos
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Date: June 09, 2021 09:31PM
I tried to talk to my cock. It didn't work.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
Dante
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Date: June 09, 2021 09:33PM
Coxk Convos Wrote:
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> I tried to talk to my cock. It didn't work.
>
> Is that bad?
We’re you high? It only works when you’re high. I smoked a blunt and took some peyote before I was in the proper mental frequency to be able to communicate with my member.
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> I tried to talk to my cock. It didn't work.
>
> Is that bad?
We’re you high? It only works when you’re high. I smoked a blunt and took some peyote before I was in the proper mental frequency to be able to communicate with my member.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
You don’t understand
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Date: July 03, 2021 10:27AM
Frank7788 Wrote:
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> If you have problems, did you address a doctor?
> You can get a prescription and href="https://www.canadadrugsdirect.com/products/v
> iagra">Buy Viagra Online. In case your problem
> is not physical but psychological, you might
> require another treatment or therapy. It is better
> to look for the solution now as the problem won't
> get away on its own.
This thread is about talking penises who have ears, not limp ones. Go post your spam somewhere else
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> If you have problems, did you address a doctor?
> You can get a prescription and href="https://www.canadadrugsdirect.com/products/v
> iagra">Buy Viagra Online. In case your problem
> is not physical but psychological, you might
> require another treatment or therapy. It is better
> to look for the solution now as the problem won't
> get away on its own.
This thread is about talking penises who have ears, not limp ones. Go post your spam somewhere else
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
AlexParton
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Date: July 19, 2021 07:29AM
wow cool! thx maybe its really good
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/29/2021 08:42AM by AlexParton.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/29/2021 08:42AM by AlexParton.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
That figures...
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Date: July 19, 2021 09:44AM
Dante Wrote:
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> We talk about current affairs, women and sports.
> My penis is not happy with me because I’m not
> getting him laid. I’m not good with women. I’m
> sorry little guy. Some guys just know how to get
> them and some don’t.
Small talk huh?
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> We talk about current affairs, women and sports.
> My penis is not happy with me because I’m not
> getting him laid. I’m not good with women. I’m
> sorry little guy. Some guys just know how to get
> them and some don’t.
Small talk huh?
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
WUWTJ
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Date: July 29, 2021 02:28PM
I used to have a GF who talked to my penis. She used to grab hold of it and talk silly talk to it. Then she'd start stroking it and kissing it and ask it if it wanted her to make it cum. She used to tell it she was thirsty and needed a drink of cum to satisfy her.
I used to be amused by it. Then of course, I was ecstatic as she bought me closer to the edge and I finally cummed.
I used to be amused by it. Then of course, I was ecstatic as she bought me closer to the edge and I finally cummed.
Re: Sometimes I get high and I have conversations with my penis
Posted by:
I Talk
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Date: July 29, 2021 03:55PM
To mine all the time.
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