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What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: May need to replace a few things ()
Date: June 16, 2021 08:06PM

The doc tells me my liver is on its last legs and my heart is getting a little wonky, too. I don't know if he gets a cut but he had a list of stuff he said maybe I ought to get replaced.

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Re: What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: Penis Replacement ()
Date: June 16, 2021 08:23PM

The penis I was born with was woefully small so I had a penis transplant. The girls like it but often comment on why it is so much darker than the rest of my body

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Re: What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: What a dick! ()
Date: June 16, 2021 09:59PM

I donated a kidney. Didn't cost me anything. Everything works fine.

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Re: What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: Tyrone shoelaces ()
Date: June 16, 2021 10:24PM

I is gettin me a brain transplant. Den I bees almost as smart as a White boy.
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Re: What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: Rabbi Hook-Nose ()
Date: June 17, 2021 12:03AM

I had a nose transplant and got a smaller nose.

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Re: What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: Pay tree it ()
Date: June 17, 2021 12:06AM

Average cost of a transplant of any type is north of half a million.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/808471/organ-transplantation-costs-us/

You could probably pay a fraction of that in Mexico.

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Re: What kind of transplant have you had? What did it cost? Are you back to normal?
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: June 17, 2021 05:44AM

Libturds need a brain transplant

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