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Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Lmao I could see it now
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Date: June 14, 2021 10:51PM
A deserted island. Literally nobody else. It's pretty much guaranteed basl would be stalking you, probably writing slander out about you on the beach in coconuts and shit, and then claiming it wasnt him. Lmfao. He might even accuse you of being moreno.
Meade would be performing ridiculous songs and since you're literally forced to be there as the sole observer it would ironically be his largest crowd ever. You'd also have to listen to him vee-log at you crying about all the gays and negros, his future marriage, and wondering why he isnt considered attractive.
Moreno would want to joke about disturbing shit that isnt funny.
Any of the 3 would make you bludgeon them with a coconut to save your own sanity because sometimes it's better to just be completely alone, you could draw a face on a coconut and name it wilson. Cook whichever fatass you had been stranded with and buy yourself a few days of sustenance
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Nail on the head
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Date: June 15, 2021 03:54PM
Lmao I could see it now Wrote:
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> A deserted island. Literally nobody else. It's
> pretty much guaranteed basl would be stalking you,
> probably writing slander out about you on the
> beach in coconuts and shit, and then claiming it
> wasnt him. Lmfao. He might even accuse you of
> being moreno.
>
> Meade would be performing ridiculous songs and
> since you're literally forced to be there as the
> sole observer it would ironically be his largest
> crowd ever. You'd also have to listen to him
> vee-log at you crying about all the gays and
> negros, his future marriage, and wondering why he
> isnt considered attractive.
>
> Moreno would want to joke about disturbing shit
> that isnt funny.
>
> Any of the 3 would make you bludgeon them with a
> coconut to save your own sanity because sometimes
> it's better to just be completely alone, you could
> draw a face on a coconut and name it wilson. Cook
> whichever fatass you had been stranded with and
> buy yourself a few days of sustenance
true. at least eesh you'd get some cooperation. The other two forget about it! Best to eliminate them from the survival equation with extreme prejudice. Shark chum.