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You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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survival question
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Date: June 14, 2021 09:47PM
eesh: possess survival skills via US Army and all around knowledge guy. Meade: An entertainer and funny man. Miz: a jolly joker and comic
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Definitely not eesh
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Date: June 14, 2021 10:20PM
Eesh is a schizophrenic stalker and a thief no thanks
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Lmao I could see it now
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Date: June 14, 2021 10:51PM
A deserted island. Literally nobody else. It's pretty much guaranteed basl would be stalking you, probably writing slander out about you on the beach in coconuts and shit, and then claiming it wasnt him. Lmfao. He might even accuse you of being moreno.
Meade would be performing ridiculous songs and since you're literally forced to be there as the sole observer it would ironically be his largest crowd ever. You'd also have to listen to him vee-log at you crying about all the gays and negros, his future marriage, and wondering why he isnt considered attractive.
Moreno would want to joke about disturbing shit that isnt funny.
Any of the 3 would make you bludgeon them with a coconut to save your own sanity because sometimes it's better to just be completely alone, you could draw a face on a coconut and name it wilson. Cook whichever fatass you had been stranded with and buy yourself a few days of sustenance
Meade would be performing ridiculous songs and since you're literally forced to be there as the sole observer it would ironically be his largest crowd ever. You'd also have to listen to him vee-log at you crying about all the gays and negros, his future marriage, and wondering why he isnt considered attractive.
Moreno would want to joke about disturbing shit that isnt funny.
Any of the 3 would make you bludgeon them with a coconut to save your own sanity because sometimes it's better to just be completely alone, you could draw a face on a coconut and name it wilson. Cook whichever fatass you had been stranded with and buy yourself a few days of sustenance
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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That was fucking priceless
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Date: June 14, 2021 10:54PM
LMFAO can't follow that at all! Best post of the year about eesh
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Nail on the head
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Date: June 15, 2021 03:54PM
Lmao I could see it now Wrote:
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> A deserted island. Literally nobody else. It's
> pretty much guaranteed basl would be stalking you,
> probably writing slander out about you on the
> beach in coconuts and shit, and then claiming it
> wasnt him. Lmfao. He might even accuse you of
> being moreno.
>
> Meade would be performing ridiculous songs and
> since you're literally forced to be there as the
> sole observer it would ironically be his largest
> crowd ever. You'd also have to listen to him
> vee-log at you crying about all the gays and
> negros, his future marriage, and wondering why he
> isnt considered attractive.
>
> Moreno would want to joke about disturbing shit
> that isnt funny.
>
> Any of the 3 would make you bludgeon them with a
> coconut to save your own sanity because sometimes
> it's better to just be completely alone, you could
> draw a face on a coconut and name it wilson. Cook
> whichever fatass you had been stranded with and
> buy yourself a few days of sustenance
true. at least eesh you'd get some cooperation. The other two forget about it! Best to eliminate them from the survival equation with extreme prejudice. Shark chum.
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> A deserted island. Literally nobody else. It's
> pretty much guaranteed basl would be stalking you,
> probably writing slander out about you on the
> beach in coconuts and shit, and then claiming it
> wasnt him. Lmfao. He might even accuse you of
> being moreno.
>
> Meade would be performing ridiculous songs and
> since you're literally forced to be there as the
> sole observer it would ironically be his largest
> crowd ever. You'd also have to listen to him
> vee-log at you crying about all the gays and
> negros, his future marriage, and wondering why he
> isnt considered attractive.
>
> Moreno would want to joke about disturbing shit
> that isnt funny.
>
> Any of the 3 would make you bludgeon them with a
> coconut to save your own sanity because sometimes
> it's better to just be completely alone, you could
> draw a face on a coconut and name it wilson. Cook
> whichever fatass you had been stranded with and
> buy yourself a few days of sustenance
true. at least eesh you'd get some cooperation. The other two forget about it! Best to eliminate them from the survival equation with extreme prejudice. Shark chum.
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Kill eesh first
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Date: June 15, 2021 03:56PM
Nail on the head Wrote:
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> true. at least eesh you'd get some cooperation.
Right. Cooperation from the guy who can't cooperate with a court order, a protective order or traffic laws. Sure.
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> true. at least eesh you'd get some cooperation.
Right. Cooperation from the guy who can't cooperate with a court order, a protective order or traffic laws. Sure.
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Not on list but
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Date: June 15, 2021 07:03PM
Gerry,at least he's intelligent, can talk to him. Not like the other bozos. What can you talk to Meade about? What can you talk to miz about? Lizzi?
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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.AARPer.
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Date: June 15, 2021 07:06PM
Bailey Jay wood be my man Friday.
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Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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yep!!!
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Date: June 15, 2021 07:24PM
.AARPer. Wrote:
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> Bailey Jay wood be my man Friday.
that's a good choice. eesh,meade,miz????? Hell they thinking?
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> Bailey Jay wood be my man Friday.
that's a good choice. eesh,meade,miz????? Hell they thinking?
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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romance
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Date: June 15, 2021 07:35PM
Sweet tea under the coconut tree
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Dorkus
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Date: June 15, 2021 07:39PM
Nigger in the wood pile
Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Food Bank
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Date: June 15, 2021 07:50PM
You would want to take Sylvanna Bocook with you so you can make soap from her blubber.
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Re: You are stuck on a deserted tropical steamy island off Cambodia. Who would you choose as your Man Friday or companion?
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Primitive as can be
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Date: June 15, 2021 11:56PM
Ginger and Mary Ann
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