Re: Have you ever had sexual intercourse with baked goods?
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Date: June 15, 2021 12:17PM
Back when I was younger.....
I had what I thought was a great idea. I purchase a pork roast with the intentions of partially cooking it and having sex with it. Well, I did just that, once I cut a deep slit into it and let it cool off.
I had a roommate at the time, but he was working that day, so I had the place all to myself. Once the roast cooled down enough... I FUCKED IT. Not just once, but several times! After each time I would put it back into the pan and back into the oven to stay warm.
After the 3rd or 4th time I was done with it. I needed to take a shower. I put the lid on the pan and put it back into the oven. Well, my roommate came home while I was showering. He decided to help himself to the pork roast. I didn't realize it until I was walking from the bathroom to my bedroom. He was chewing on a piece of it. I almost bit my tongue off trying not to laugh!!!
I never did tell him that he ate my fuck toy!