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OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: I'm really worried! ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:01PM

Maybe those high tension power cables have switched my shit around and now metal likes me. Oh fuck what am I going to do?

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:05PM

You will be dead in 3 months.

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Posted by: Boo fn hoo ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:13PM

My brother got the jab. I tried to put a magnet on him to see if this really is true. He got pissed...and no, it did not stick

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Posted by: That's crazy ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:18PM

When you cross the street, do cars chase you?
That's scary as shit!!

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: Trumpin to the oldies ()
Date: June 11, 2021 12:30AM

Trumptards think they are magnetic because they strongly repel everyone with an IQ over 80

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: Elevators ()
Date: June 11, 2021 07:21AM

Suddenly when I ride elevators, I stick to the wall. This never happened to me before.

Can I get a handicap placard so I can park anywhere?

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: I stick to the fridge now ()
Date: June 11, 2021 08:02AM

If I touch the fridge, I stick to it. Tuna cans stick to me. Plus some of the kitchen knives stick to me.
This is dangerous for my family.

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: My Cock Is Magnetic ()
Date: June 11, 2021 08:20AM

It attracts all of the liberals wives to it!

The funny thing is, once I bust my nuts I can reverse the polarity and send them bitches away!

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Posted by: Metal as fuck Man ()
Date: June 11, 2021 08:32AM

Most of the magnetic energy comes from my groin so kids with braces get sucked into my groin. It's really awkward trying to explain that to the police until their guns fly out of their hands and smack my nuts.
This condition has resulted into a deathly fear of knives

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: I got the jabs in my ass chee... ()
Date: June 11, 2021 10:38PM

I haven't noticed any magnetism, but on the other hand my Spink is green like slime.

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Posted by: Yayayoyo ()
Date: June 11, 2021 10:58PM

Stay away from knife drawer!

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Re: OMG!!! I'm suddenly MAGNETIC!!!! Metal sticks to me!! WTF???
Posted by: If yer spunk is green that's vax ()
Date: June 11, 2021 11:25PM

But for me, my spunk was green plus my tool was a little green too

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