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My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Pixel Paul ()
Date: May 17, 2021 10:15PM

I mean, I don't wake up each day and think, "How's my Pixel going to save me today?" The thing is, Trumptard bitches are SUPER fucking horny and easy to lay. I gotta check the settings on my Pixel.

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: iPhone Isaac ()
Date: May 17, 2021 10:22PM

Check again, I think it was really telling you you are a homosexual and don’t like women anyway

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Pixel Paul ()
Date: May 17, 2021 10:36PM

I saw the call on my Recent list and called her to see if maybe I butt dialed. She told me what happened and we laughed about it and got together later. After dinner, I told her how much I loved Trump. She put my hand on her pussy and told me I needed to duck her QUICK!

I tweaked my Pixel settings to "Allow Trumptard bitches"

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Shoulda smashed ()
Date: May 17, 2021 10:40PM

Punish that bitch while saying "who owns this pussy bitch? Wrong ho, say 'Joe biden'... who's pussy is this?"

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Pixel Paul ()
Date: May 17, 2021 10:44PM

Oy vey

What a goyim!

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Peter Pixel ()
Date: May 17, 2021 11:01PM

Funny.
My Pixel called my Dad and said Happy Birthday. It read my calendar.

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: picture of OP ()
Date: May 18, 2021 08:18AM

Looks like you found a better date.
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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Lol. Clearly Apple users ()
Date: May 18, 2021 09:23AM

Def not pixel bitch

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Hell yeah ()
Date: May 18, 2021 10:24AM

Apple users are out there. Many twinks, tweets & twerks.

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Pixel Pam ()
Date: May 18, 2021 10:29AM

My Pixel detected that this forum was an imbecilic time-suck and took me back to Google. I'm on my laptop now, but I'm LMMFAO.

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Pixel eesh ()
Date: May 18, 2021 11:51PM

My Pixel detected that the head of my penis looks like Trump. Wanna see?

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Re: My Pixel detected that my date was a Trumptard and it called her and broke the date
Posted by: Trump LOST ()
Date: June 06, 2021 10:42AM

My pixel detected Trumptards when driving past the prison

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