My Grandad Has Had An Erection for Over 4 Hours

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My Grandad Has Had An Erection for Over 4 Hours - Need A Hand

Posted by: CPR Not Working ()

Date: May 05, 2021 04:53PM

He's left handed and I'm right handed so mouth to mouth isn't going to work.

How may fingers below the Adams apple for a tracheotomy? I've got a sippy cup straw and a small plastic spork fork.

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Re: My Grandad Has Had An Erection for Over 4 Hours - Need A Hand

Posted by: Caller of BS ()

Date: May 06, 2021 09:23PM

Exhibit A in the category of posts so ridiculous that the author should have been aborted

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Re: My Grandad Has Had An Erection for Over 4 Hours - Need A Hand

Posted by: Caller of Dick ()

Date: May 06, 2021 09:29PM

Caller of BS Wrote:
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> Exhibit A in the category of posts so ridiculous
> that the author should have been aborted

He's a pro-life Republican trying to save a man's life. Why do Democrats love abortion so much?

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Re: My Grandad Has Had An Erection for Over 4 Hours - Need A Hand

Posted by: wfqqw ()

Date: May 07, 2021 08:36PM

Your Grandad sounds like a pervert and a traitor to his family, chasing his own grandson around with an erection for over 4 hours.

Is everyone in your family a Republican?

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Re: My Grandad Has Had An Erection for Over 4 Hours - Need A Hand

Posted by: Pc Retardzzzzzz ()

Date: May 07, 2021 10:24PM

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