Well? What say you?
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Do they have a friend with a normal sized ass? I'll pick her.

bdjlk Wrote:
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> Do they have a friend with a normal sized ass?
> I'll pick her.


What the hell are you talking about? These asses are perfect.

stir crazzy Wrote:
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> bdjlk Wrote:
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> > Do they have a friend with a normal sized ass?
> > I'll pick her.
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>
> What the hell are you talking about? These asses
> are perfect.


Don't worry about him. He's just a faggot

After so many smoking hot women of so many types over so many years from all over the world, I can honestly say those 3 do nothing for me.

Obviously American, young, and okay in a bikini, but meh. There ain't no freak there. When they start talking I probably start walking. Boring.

How about something erotically new, uniquely exciting, intellectually stimulating, that might present interesting challenges and obstacles in the pursuit and capture.

7, 8, 6

I'd like to line them all up along the sidewalk, asses pointed to the road and ride by with my hand outstretched and do a spank on each of their asses as I go by. I wonder what it would sound like? Spank-pank-pank-pank-pank-pank, if you manage to crack each cheek. Now I'm all hard thinking about that. Any FFXettes out there want to help me make this happen (NOT YOU, HAMMIE)? I got a hankerin' for a spankerin'. Will pay $5/girl/spank. If I can get a line of like 20-50 girls, I'd keep repeating at increasing speeds, so there's good money to be made. Imagine a line of like 50 girls and you whip by at like 50 mph. That's 880 inches per second. If you could pack the asses so the spank zones of each cheek are spaced 10 inches apart (I'm looking for callipygian ladies here), then that'd be a 88 spanks per second, so with 50 girls--100 buttcheeks--you'd get just over a second and it would be at 88 Hz. Bzzzzzzzzzt! Bet it sounds like one of those Warthog planes firing its gun. Oh god I'm so fucking hard right now. Who wants to do this????

Looks like Sunday's Rank 'ems just became Sunday's Spank 'ems, in the most ass-burgery way possible. Still, I grok you, man. I ain't gonna lie, I'm down widdit.

Pass x 3 Wrote:
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> After so many smoking hot women of so many types
> over so many years from all over the world, I can
> honestly say those 3 do nothing for me.
>
> Obviously American, young, and okay in a bikini,
> but meh. There ain't no freak there. When they
> start talking I probably start walking. Boring.
>
> How about something erotically new, uniquely
> exciting, intellectually stimulating, that might
> present interesting challenges and obstacles in
> the pursuit and capture.


You some kind of stud, huh? Why would a ladies man be posting on a teenage forum except maybe some fucking pedophile wannabe.

Hey, man, if there's grass on the field, I say play ball.

At least I ain't no freak like the spanking guys.

I’ll take 3 of #2

Here's the one in the middle's IG and a few more of her. 5'9 21 year old collegiate beach volleyball player. No 5-8 manlets coming out of her. Just strong athletic white offspring.

https://www.instagram.com/candylacour/?hl=en

https://fausports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=3506
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bdjlk Wrote:
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> Do they have a friend with a normal sized ass?
> I'll pick her.

You don't think your tiny dick can handle asses like those?

Pass x 3 Wrote:
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> Hey, man, if there's grass on the field, I say
> play ball.
>
> At least I ain't no freak like the spanking guys.

How about sand, stud? Ever been with an athletic woman or a woman for that matter?

nigger lover Wrote:
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> Here's the one in the middle's IG and a few more
> of her. 5'9 21 year old collegiate beach
> volleyball player. No 5-8 manlets coming out of
> her. Just strong athletic white offspring.
>
> https://www.instagram.com/candylacour/?hl=en
>
> https://fausports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=3506


What does height have to do with being white or being athletic?

123 321 hike

Spanky McSpankerson Wrote:
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> 7, 8, 6
>
> I'd like to line them all up along the sidewalk,
> asses pointed to the road and ride by with my hand
> outstretched and do a spank on each of their asses
> as I go by. I wonder what it would sound like?
> Spank-pank-pank-pank-pank-pank, if you manage to
> crack each cheek. Now I'm all hard thinking about
> that. Any FFXettes out there want to help me make
> this happen (NOT YOU, HAMMIE)? I got a hankerin'
> for a spankerin'. Will pay $5/girl/spank. If I can
> get a line of like 20-50 girls, I'd keep repeating
> at increasing speeds, so there's good money to be
> made. Imagine a line of like 50 girls and you whip
> by at like 50 mph. That's 880 inches per second.
> If you could pack the asses so the spank zones of
> each cheek are spaced 10 inches apart (I'm looking
> for callipygian ladies here), then that'd be a 88
> spanks per second, so with 50 girls--100
> buttcheeks--you'd get just over a second and it
> would be at 88 Hz. Bzzzzzzzzzt! Bet it sounds like
> one of those Warthog planes firing its gun. Oh god
> I'm so fucking hard right now. Who wants to do
> this????

I didn't know I had this fetish until I read this. Why doesn't somebody monetize this like axe throwing. Imagine like a go-cart track where you could pay to do this. It would be a license to print money, basically.

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bdjlk Wrote:
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> Do they have a friend with a normal sized ass?
> I'll pick her.


Their asses really are a bit too fat. This is by no means a deal killer - they're still immensely hot, but those asses need work.

Gary Vee Wrote:
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> nigger lover Wrote:
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> > Here's the one in the middle's IG and a few
> more
> > of her. 5'9 21 year old collegiate beach
> > volleyball player. No 5-8 manlets coming out
> of
> > her. Just strong athletic white offspring.
> >
> > https://www.instagram.com/candylacour/?hl=en
> >
> > https://fausports.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=3506
>
>
> What does height have to do with being white or
> being athletic?

Cause no 5-8 boy gonna make varsity.

Middle, left, right. The ass on that middle one is perfect.

Number two is fit AF! Love havin' an ass I can park my 40oz on while pounding away.

bdjlk Wrote:
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> Do they have a friend with a normal sized ass?
> I'll pick her.


+1000 Butts much too large. Must be nigs liking on them. I'd hit all 3, but their asses are too big.

All 3 are fine pieces of she flesh. I would be happy to be seen in public with any or all 3. I would wine, dine and make them comfortable. When they relaxed into a Bill Cosby like stupor I would fuck them all, take pictures and threaten to post them on the internet if they complained. As wood our President. God Bless America.

Wood do any and all of them. They are schweet!

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