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Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 31, 2021 05:53PM

Bowel Blocker, if you’re going to make me keep creating threads, guessing your bowels are entrance only?

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: March 31, 2021 06:06PM

Millennials have a lot of free time. They don’t know what real work is or sacrifice.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brown Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: March 31, 2021 06:11PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowel Blocker, if you’re going to make me keep
> creating threads, guessing your bowels are
> entrance only?
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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Muscat ()
Date: March 31, 2021 06:40PM

Maybe I’m late to the party, but what has brown onion done to you?

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Muffcavage!!! ()
Date: March 31, 2021 06:58PM

Muscat Wrote:
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> Maybe I’m late to the party, but what has brown
> onion done to you?


Brown Onion creates safe spaces for all things shit-related!

He deserves a medal!
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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: March 31, 2021 07:05PM

Giant meatloaf, 12 mashed potatoes, 5 bags of green beans, 12 pack Pepsi. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Scutman ()
Date: March 31, 2021 08:53PM

I fail to see how Brown Onion creates a safe space.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: March 31, 2021 09:07PM

Scutman Wrote:
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> I fail to see how Brown Onion creates a safe
> space.


User name Brown Onion is a mental midget.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Rusty 1965. ()
Date: March 31, 2021 09:28PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Scutman Wrote:
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> > I fail to see how Brown Onion creates a safe
> > space.
>
>
> User name Brown Onion is a mental midget.

Why this vitriolic hatred for my neighbor? He helps lots of people. He is a positive influence on the neighborhood children. So what if he doesn't flush the toilet right away? Quit being so judgemental...

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: April 01, 2021 04:51AM

5am guy says hi to all the bib's!

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: April 01, 2021 12:04PM

Hamburgers, Buffalo wings, coke. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Fare Fax. ()
Date: April 01, 2021 12:20PM

Bad News BiBs

Brown Onion is saying we need to flush our turds down the toilet right away.


























April fools...He is still telling people 'Dinner is served'.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Rusty Craplace... ()
Date: April 01, 2021 12:28PM

The real Brown Onion, my neighbor, remains mostly debilitated from his heart attack this past year. He is still on a soft white food diet and is only able to bathroom with the help of his sister Matilda. I go to visit him weekly hoping for progress but he still slurs his slurs - he can only pronounce 'nih her' and 'when back' when he muses about going for a drive to run over innocent persons of color.

The posts here are an imposter, probably his asshole brother...

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Gay lover of Brown Onion ()
Date: April 01, 2021 12:29PM

Brown Onion and I have replaced all our old-fashioned toilets with these flushless models. Nothing is wasted down the drain.
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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: realtor.com ()
Date: April 01, 2021 12:33PM

Those lucky gents - quite naughty delicious! To receive such bounty and experience flavor and the quivering release of that lovely lady!

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Peter D ()
Date: April 01, 2021 02:17PM

Thought this was a thread about Imodium - wow disgusting pictures and shit porn. What is wrong with you people?

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brotherhood of the Bowels ()
Date: April 01, 2021 02:25PM

Peter D Wrote:
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> Thought this was a thread about Imodium - wow
> disgusting pictures and shit porn. What is wrong
> with you people?


Nothing is "wrong" with us. It is a lifestyle we choose to engage in as consenting adults.

We Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) choose to enjoy the fruits our starfish. We revel in our own and others poop. Not only do we eat shit, we also poop on each other, smear ourselves with poop, and roll in shit like a naughty Dachshund. We occasionally take laxatives, but certainly nothing that would intentionally block our bowels.

We BiBs like to talk about shit and post photos of shit. If you can't handle the shit, get out of the outhouse.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 01, 2021 05:01PM

Happy Easter to all, as it’ll be this Sunday. I miss going to church in person. Yet we must carry on, and it appears Matilda and her rugrats will be at my house this weekend. Does anyone know if it’s possible to rent a dons John at this last moments notice? I worry that the groan thrones in the house are in for a battle of the bowels.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brown Onion talks about poo ()
Date: April 01, 2021 05:12PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Happy Easter to all, as it’ll be this Sunday. I
> miss going to church in person. Yet we must carry
> on, and it appears Matilda and her rugrats will be
> at my house this weekend. Does anyone know if
> it’s possible to rent a dons John at this last
> moments notice? I worry that the groan thrones in
> the house are in for a battle of the bowels.

Why don't you just pick up half a dozen of your favorite chairs and put them around the dinner table?

That way you will get your favorite Easter dinner too.
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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Scutman ()
Date: April 01, 2021 06:22PM

Happy Easter Brown Onion and to all. I see you all put up with a lot of shit here.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Rusty 1965. ()
Date: April 01, 2021 07:24PM

Scutman Wrote:
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> Happy Easter Brown Onion and to all. I see you all
> put up with a lot of shit here.

All of us BiBs love the shit on this forum.

We just love shit...

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brown Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: April 01, 2021 07:55PM

Rusty 1965. Wrote:
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> Scutman Wrote:
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> > Happy Easter Brown Onion and to all. I see you
> all
> > put up with a lot of shit here.
>
> All of us BiBs love the shit on this forum.
>
> We just love shit...
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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Toots McGee ()
Date: April 01, 2021 10:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Happy Easter to all, as it’ll be this Sunday. I
> miss going to church in person. Yet we must carry
> on, and it appears Matilda and her rugrats will be
> at my house this weekend. Does anyone know if
> it’s possible to rent a dons John at this last
> moments notice? I worry that the groan thrones in
> the house are in for a battle of the bowels.


Matilda is your sister dipshit - she is your age and her kids, if she has any are middle aged. 'Rugrats' refers to your daughter's children not Matilda's children (never mentioned). Get your shit together Clarence.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Mio Shit ()
Date: April 02, 2021 04:02AM

Useful seat

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2021 07:39AM

Pancakes, eggs, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2021 08:30AM

Mom is sleeping on the couch. I walked by their bedroom, and dad and the obese neighbor are sleeping together. I’m not sure what this means, but grandma is making me a healthy breakfast before I go to classes today.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: sausage and onion ()
Date: April 02, 2021 08:45AM

Pink Onion and I had a great session this morning and took a few pics of her enjoying my fresh sausage. Hot out of the factory.




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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Rusty 1965.. ()
Date: April 02, 2021 09:03AM

I hope all have a wonderful Easter. My family and I wish you a happy Easter and to our friends with IBS and other conditions, the best of luck.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: April 02, 2021 09:22AM

At my cubicle. Can feel it starting and don’t want to move yet theres only one bathroom. This is so embarrassing.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Soiled Underwear ()
Date: April 02, 2021 09:31AM

I just had a Type #15, "Canned Soup" poop
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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Steamy ()
Date: April 02, 2021 10:57AM

Quite a list!

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: quick question ()
Date: April 02, 2021 11:04AM

why?

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: April 02, 2021 11:17AM

quick question Wrote:
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> why?


These sick people defile our lord. Their ravages against God the son the hilt spirit are a sin. I pray for their souls but it’s in Gods hands.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 44 times
Posted by: Brother Onion... ()
Date: April 02, 2021 12:58PM

Father Onion Wrote:
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> quick question Wrote:
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> > why?
>
>
> These sick people defile our lord. Their ravages
> against God the son the hilt spirit are a sin. I
> pray for their souls but it’s in Gods hands.


We are all good Christians here.

We couldn't ask for a better midwife than Sister Teresa Groan Throne!
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