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I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:10PM

how much do you enjoy consuming those apples in particular, as opposed to other similar apples that, while still flavorful and juicy, may not be quite as palatable to eat?


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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:12PM

I'll let the cum ooze out of her asshole and then force her to lap it up off the floor like the dirty, mangy, flea-ridden dog that she is.



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:14PM

then I'll punch her in her stupid bitch face and slap my dick across her stupid tits.



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:16PM

make her suck my dick and then kick her in her retarded pussy



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:21PM

roundhouse kick her in the back of the vagina right after I shove a bowling trophy up her fat ass and jack off while she tries to remove it.



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:23PM

put a paper bag over her retarded face, punch her in the face, remove the bag, jerk off onto her dumb face, then put the bag back on and shove her down a flight of stairs.



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:24PM

....................................nothing.....?



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:25PM

yeah, I'm just joshin'..........I love you bacon, you dumb stupid bitch.



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 26, 2011 10:26PM

most electrifying one-man thread in the history of sports entertainment?



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 27, 2011 07:08AM

still nothing.

















interesting.



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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: October 27, 2011 12:32PM

Dude, what is wrong with you??? I pray to God you are never let out of the little hole you live in. Even in jest, this entire set of posts/jokes/threats is out of line.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 27, 2011 12:38PM

lol
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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: October 27, 2011 12:49PM

I'm guessing Jbalo is preparing a potassium chloride IV drip for Miz.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 27, 2011 12:52PM

I don't think this is out of line. I imagine some young ladies would be quite flattered at receiving this kind of attention. He is clearly speaking from his heart and he does so with such passion and romance that he makes Casablanca look like a cheap smut film.

Chicken for breakfast Miz?

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 27, 2011 01:00PM

Magical. If the whole disability check thing doesn't work out you might consider writing wedding vows for people.

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 27, 2011 06:16PM

punch her in the head



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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 27, 2011 06:16PM

bacon is really stupid, guys.

very dumb. Her tits are stupid. Stupid tits.



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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 27, 2011 06:18PM

Jbalo saved my life

 

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 27, 2011 06:21PM

she's racist. Why are jews always the most racist?



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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: October 27, 2011 07:16PM

jbalo Wrote:
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> Magical. If the whole disability check thing
> doesn't work out you might consider writing
> wedding vows for people.

Hmmm ... maybe, I should make a few calls to ensure his request gets denied.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: He wants to do a lot of things ()
Date: October 27, 2011 07:20PM

He wants a girlfriend, He wants to be happy, He wants to have good legs, He wants to die, He wants love and respect............Having and wanting are 2 totally different things.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Love It ()
Date: October 27, 2011 07:42PM

Hank Moody Wrote:
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> I'm guessing Jbalo is preparing a potassium
> chloride IV drip for Miz.

+1

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Ted Longhammer ()
Date: October 28, 2011 09:50AM

this just in:

OP is a faggot.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Lisa Bainbridge ()
Date: October 28, 2011 10:33AM

CARY, BAN THIS CREEP ALREADY! HE IS A PREVERT AND IS BOUND TO END UP RAPING A WOMAN OR WORSE KILLING ONE!

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Date: October 28, 2011 10:37AM

plus one, grasshopper.


a journey of a thousand steps, begins with one mile.




enlightenment comes from without, but without your inner self, one is never within wisdom....

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: October 28, 2011 10:43AM

+5 finally a voice of reason.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: October 28, 2011 10:44AM

Lisa Bainbridge Wrote:
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> CARY, BAN THIS CREEP ALREADY! HE IS A PREVERT AND
> IS BOUND TO END UP RAPING A WOMAN OR WORSE KILLING
> ONE!

None of us are Mr Misery's therapist or psychiatrist. We have no duty to report him or his chimpanzee-like shit slinging. Besides, the agencies that track individuals such as Miz are already on his case and have amassed a lengthy dossier which documents his twisted psyche. If he ever steps out of line in real life, the near-field triggered cyanide dispensing capsule implanted in his jugular during his last 72-hour psych evaluation will be activated the next time he's in line at Safeway.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: yawn ()
Date: October 28, 2011 10:45AM

this thread is as gay as baltimora:


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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Date: October 28, 2011 10:50AM

yawn Wrote:
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> this thread is as gay as baltimora:
>
>


hmmmmm............where can I get me a piece of that?

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 28, 2011 02:14PM

hey Gay Freddy! HOw's it goin', my brotha'?

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 13, 2011 02:53PM

Mr. Orgasm bump

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Sharon must be so proud ()
Date: September 29, 2015 10:14PM

You sure raised a fine young man..

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: lksjdfklj ()
Date: October 06, 2015 11:39AM

This is the kind of sick shit this twisted mind posted for those too new to know.

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: BUMPITY BUMPINGSTEIN ()
Date: November 19, 2015 11:18AM

Who posts this kind of shit?

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Miseration ()
Date: March 03, 2016 01:47PM

Misery you sick fuck.

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Re: I want to fuck jbalo up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: a matter of time ()
Date: March 11, 2021 10:03PM

Hank Moody Wrote:
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> Lisa Bainbridge Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CARY, BAN THIS CREEP ALREADY! HE IS A PREVERT
> AND
> > IS BOUND TO END UP RAPING A WOMAN OR WORSE
> KILLING
> > ONE!
>
> None of us are Mr Misery's therapist or
> psychiatrist. We have no duty to report him or his
> chimpanzee-like shit slinging. Besides, the
> agencies that track individuals such as Miz are
> already on his case and have amassed a lengthy
> dossier which documents his twisted psyche. If he
> ever steps out of line in real life, the
> near-field triggered cyanide dispensing capsule
> implanted in his jugular during his last 72-hour
> psych evaluation will be activated the next time
> he's in line at Safeway.

William Moreno aka Mr. Misery periodically goes in for stays at Dominion Hospital Mental Ward but emerges virtually unchanged.

Moreno has harassed and defamed nearly a couple dozen indivuduals and eventually he will run up against someone crazier than he is. That will be the end of hin,

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: Your family must be proud ()
Date: March 11, 2021 10:53PM

bunch of beaners. Plus one white whore Mom.
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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: l;8;899 ()
Date: March 11, 2021 11:07PM

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2

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Re: I want to fuck bacon up her ass and then cum in it
Posted by: It’s just ()
Date: March 12, 2021 01:36AM

Dark Humor
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