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Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 07, 2021 09:13PM
I waste your weekend. Actually you do.
The bowels and the irritated bowels of others, should have recliner groan thrones, where the wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I am writing to President Trump to see if this could be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and getting ready to breech the starfish.
It’s good to be retired boy.
Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.
The bowels and the irritated bowels of others, should have recliner groan thrones, where the wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I am writing to President Trump to see if this could be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and getting ready to breech the starfish.
It’s good to be retired boy.
Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.
Re: Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
Mr Brown Underwear
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Date: March 07, 2021 09:42PM
Tomorrow is Monday. Don’t want to go to work. It’s embarrassing.
Re: Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
Brown Onion is triggered
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Date: March 07, 2021 10:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I waste your weekend. Actually you do.
>
> The bowels and the irritated bowels of others,
> should have recliner groan thrones, where the
> wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I
> am writing to President Trump to see if this could
> be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are
> enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and
> getting ready to breech the starfish.
>
> It’s good to be retired boy.
>
> Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.
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> I waste your weekend. Actually you do.
>
> The bowels and the irritated bowels of others,
> should have recliner groan thrones, where the
> wooden handle is to flush instead of lean back. I
> am writing to President Trump to see if this could
> be considered. My colon hurts, the midwives are
> enroute, as is a SUV sized monster rolling and
> getting ready to breech the starfish.
>
> It’s good to be retired boy.
>
> Now to bring up Mitch McConnell’s turtle suit.
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Re: Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
Groggy
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Date: March 08, 2021 03:30AM
I’ve got a case of the Monday’s BiBs and it sucks.
Re: Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
5am guy.
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Date: March 08, 2021 04:55AM
5am guy says hi!
Re: Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
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Date: March 08, 2021 07:59AM
Eggs, bacon, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowel Blocker 8
Posted by:
Makes Sense
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Date: March 08, 2021 08:25AM
I remember my grandfather had problems with his health in this area. Quite often he would overflow the toilet, or describe pains in his abdomen. I forgot the name of the liquid he drank to clear it up. It was disgusting tasting.