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My Wife and I are having marital problems after 25 years, So instead of wasting money with professionals, I come to FFU for advice
Posted by: Trophy wife Version 2.0 ()
Date: July 28, 2014 09:12PM

My wife is pushing 50. At what point can I trade her in my trophy wife? I try and discuss this with her, but she gets mad. So how young can I go? I am thinking no younger then your oldest kid, unless you are super rich which I'm not.. I also think it would be tacky to date one of your kid's friends. Any other advice?

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Re: My Wife and I are having marital problems after 25 years, So instead of wasting money with professionals, I come to FFU for advice
Posted by: truther ()
Date: July 28, 2014 09:28PM

How long have you been married to her? If she has stayed with your dumbass all these years? You better just do what most of us 50+ do. Get a girl friend, a boy friend, or just rub one out!

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Re: My Wife and I are having marital problems after 25 years, So instead of wasting money with professionals, I come to FFU for advice
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 28, 2014 09:50PM

Someone might suggest you just kill your wife; dismember her body, dispose of the hands in Prince George County, dispose of the head in Stafford, the torso in DC, and the arms and legs in Fauquier.

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Re: My Wife and I are having marital problems after 25 years, So instead of wasting money with professionals, I come to FFU for advice
Posted by: Local Contractor ()
Date: July 28, 2014 09:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Someone might suggest you just kill your wife;
> dismember her body, dispose of the hands in Prince
> George County, dispose of the head in Stafford,
> the torso in DC, and the arms and legs in
> Fauquier.


+1

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Re: My Wife and I are having marital problems after 25 years, So instead of wasting money with professionals, I come to FFU for advice
Posted by: Justin Belieber ()
Date: July 28, 2014 09:58PM

Pics?
Want to trade? I'd like to blow a load in a 50 year old pussy

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Re: My Wife and I are having marital problems after 25 years, So instead of wasting money with professionals, I come to FFU for advice
Posted by: marital problems ()
Date: July 28, 2014 10:04PM

Trophy wife Version 2.0 Wrote:
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> My wife is pushing 50. At what point can I trade
> her in my trophy wife? I try and discuss this with
> her, but she gets mad. So how young can I go? I am
> thinking no younger then your oldest kid, unless
> you are super rich which I'm not.. I also think it
> would be tacky to date one of your kid's friends.
> Any other advice?


Do you have kids at home?

- If yes, the stay at home until they are out on their own.

- If no, just leave. Give her the house, don't bother fighting it. Just go be free for yourself, on your own.


Will you start getting laid by hot young babes?

- lol, no. (if you say "yes", then they're probably not hot (at all).


Will your wife take you back once you realize you can't survive on your own?

- Not if she's smart.

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