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Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: Ronnie Calhoun ()
Date: January 15, 2018 07:23PM

My good friend, let’s call him Krevitz, is looking for bachelor party ideas? He wants a strip club and a casino. He wants to stay local. His fiancé is a total bitch but that’s just me. Her and the girls are going to Vegas. I want Krevitz to at least get a good last fuck. Even if he needs to pay. Any ideas?

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: Best Place for You ()
Date: January 15, 2018 07:27PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> My good friend, let’s call him Krevitz, is
> looking for bachelor party ideas? He wants a strip
> club and a casino. He wants to stay local. His
> fiancé is a total bitch but that’s just me. Her
> and the girls are going to Vegas. I want Krevitz
> to at least get a good last fuck. Even if he needs
> to pay. Any ideas?

I think for you the Hanger Club would be perfect.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: WPNTK ()
Date: January 15, 2018 07:28PM

The only thing like that around here is Charlestown. Casino / race track with divey strip bars across the street.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: conjugal visit with lizzie ()
Date: January 15, 2018 08:02PM

She won't fuck you of course but she'll happilly go down on your friend.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: HeyBigBoy ()
Date: January 15, 2018 08:22PM

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: OKGP ()
Date: January 15, 2018 10:03PM

OK, so he's a jewboy likely marrying some Jew cunt so they can both be miserable together.

You know what Jewish foreplay is? It's a trip to the jewelry store followed by an evening of begging.

Yeah, you want him to get a piece before he says "I do", cuz once he does that, he ain't gettin' no mo'.

Have a party at someone's house. Get plenty of booze and a couple of strippers, just make sure they understand that 1 of them, at least, has to do the guy.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: Herbert Kornfeld ()
Date: January 16, 2018 07:54AM

Yes, and not the niggerpottamus pictured above.

Oy vey.

I will now have to watch some regular white chick porn today to make this right.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: savage beating ()
Date: January 16, 2018 08:01AM

WPNTK Wrote:
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> The only thing like that around here is
> Charlestown. Casino / race track with divey strip
> bars across the street.

someone came up behind my buddy at the Charlestown casino parking garage a few months ago, where he was punched, kicked, and smacked. right in broad daylight. use caution if you go there.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: Ronnie Baffoon ()
Date: January 16, 2018 10:03AM

Hey Miz, Give this shit up little buddy. It didn't work the first time.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: PYBR Party ()
Date: January 16, 2018 01:39PM

Ronnie Calhoun Wrote:
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> My good friend, let’s call him Krevitz, is
> looking for bachelor party ideas? He wants a strip
> club and a casino. He wants to stay local. His
> fiancé is a total bitch but that’s just me. Her
> and the girls are going to Vegas. I want Krevitz
> to at least get a good last fuck. Even if he needs
> to pay. Any ideas?

Why don’t you just have a PYBR party for you and your pretend friends? We all know how much you love PYBRs.

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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: AlanGibson ()
Date: January 21, 2021 04:28AM

Giving the fact that 2 years have passed already since the initial post on this thread, I would like to get an update, if possible, about the bachelor party. It is obvious to me that you are a very good person, and you want the best for your friend. There are cheap bachelor party ideas and there are expensive bachelor party ideas, so the question will always be about what budget you have when you want to organize such a thing. I believe you need at least 2 days to spend time both in a strip club and a casino. Thankfully your event took place in 2018, because unfortunately in 2020 this is not possible, and the only place where you can organize anything is at home.



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Re: Bachelor party ideas?
Posted by: bismarc123 ()
Date: January 21, 2021 04:40AM

AlanGibson Wrote:
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> Giving the fact that 2 years have passed already since the initial post on this thread, I would like to get an update, if possible, about the bachelor party. It is obvious to me that you are a very good person, and you want the best for your friend. There are cheap bachelor party ideas and there are expensive bachelor party ideas, so the question will always be about what budget you have when you want to organize such a thing. I believe you need at least 2 days to spend time both in a strip club and a casino. Thankfully your event took place in 2018, because unfortunately in 2020 this is not possible, and the only place where you can organize anything is at home.<

Agree!

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