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Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: I Have Such A Long Commute. ()
Date: December 16, 2020 07:43AM

I also used to jerk off in movie theaters!

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Inquiring Allen ()
Date: December 16, 2020 07:59AM

I Have Such A Long Commute. Wrote:
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> I also used to jerk off in movie theaters!


Is your name PeeWee Herman?

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Ass clown Biden ()
Date: December 16, 2020 11:21AM

Is your name Hunter Biden?

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: jerk off . ()
Date: December 16, 2020 03:00PM

when i drive on the highway and pass a big rig, i pretend i am jerking off. because the truck driver is up hi, i figure he might see me.

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Pete Poofter ()
Date: December 16, 2020 03:59PM

jerk off . Wrote:
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> when i drive on the highway and pass a big rig, i
> pretend i am jerking off. because the truck driver
> is up hi, i figure he might see me.


You are a fag

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: ilike2 ()
Date: December 16, 2020 04:32PM

I like to get my old lady to hike her skirt up and flash some panties..especially when passing a truck. I like when she teases like that, plus it makes me horny as fuck for her later. As i fuck her i tell her how much that trucker wanted to see these panties, take them off and get into what is under them...but he can't.. and I CAN.. love it

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Willard ()
Date: December 16, 2020 05:15PM

Inquiring Allen Wrote:
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> I Have Such A Long Commute. Wrote:
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> > I also used to jerk off in movie theaters!
>
>
> Is your name PeeWee Herman?


or is it Fred Willard?

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Asking For Another Thread ()
Date: December 16, 2020 08:30PM

Do you often drive by the old set for "Saved By the Bell"?

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Thanks trump ()
Date: December 16, 2020 08:34PM

Ass clown Biden Wrote:
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> Is your name Hunter Biden?


President Biden
Sounds so good

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: December 16, 2020 08:41PM

I pleasure myself while stuck in traffic if I see a cute truck driver.

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Mar A Lago Pro Tip ()
Date: December 16, 2020 09:22PM

You should try a Taylor Made driver if you're really going for distance.

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Biden glidin ()
Date: December 16, 2020 09:32PM

Thanks trump Wrote:
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> Ass clown Biden Wrote:
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> -----
> > Is your name Hunter Biden?
>
>
> President Biden
> Sounds so good


That's some scary shit you whacking off to old Dementia Biden while sitting in traffic

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Road head ()
Date: December 17, 2020 07:18PM

I like to get road head
I also touch myself in the car while parked sometimes

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Re: Does Anyone Else Jerk Off, While Sitting In Traffic?
Posted by: Road Head #2 ()
Date: December 17, 2020 07:25PM

I've had several truckers honk after seeing me get road head making the trip between NOVA and Blacksburg. I'm sure it's pretty common.

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