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WTF are these??
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 21, 2014 08:17PM

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EDIT: Rotated pic and resized.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/21/2014 10:29PM by eesh.
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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: Racks of Rappahannock ()
Date: July 21, 2014 08:23PM

Deer bait.

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: Mark Trail ()
Date: July 21, 2014 09:56PM

Corn holers! Be sure to use plenty of lube before screwing them in!

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 21, 2014 10:30PM

Yeah, I was at Dick's and I saw those. They look obscene.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: Sonny Drysdale ()
Date: July 22, 2014 05:39AM

You youngsters don't know doc Johnson's French ticklers?

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: oh dear, oh deer ()
Date: July 22, 2014 06:37AM

Product description from Cabela's:
Buck Bomb™ Deer Cane Kilo Screw

Screws into ground so it remains in place
Irresistible mineral supplement
Long-lasting game-attracting power

Use Buck Bomb's Deer Cane Kilo Screw to lure deer out of hiding. It literally screws into the ground so it will stay in place as game return again and again to feed. The beneficial mineral supplement attracts deer by releasing a mineral vapor trail. After initial application, moisture will cause additional reactions in the minerals for long-lasting attracting power.
So, I guess if you WANTED deer to come along and lick your ass, you COULD shove it up your shit chute, but given this vivid description from Bass Pro Shops:
Unique threaded shape anchors the attractant block into the ground, forcing deer to gnaw, paw, and work and work to get at it.
It sounds like it'd definitely be some rough trade.

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: 4vPtG ()
Date: July 22, 2014 09:32PM

It's a crutch for lazy hunters.

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: eesh's mom knows ()
Date: July 22, 2014 10:23PM

eesh's mom knows what they are. She's keeps a few under her bed for those lonely nights that when I'm too tired for a a quickee.

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Re: WTF are these??
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 23, 2014 01:46AM

4vPtG Wrote:
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> It's a crutch for lazy hunters.



Sounds like it.

Blessed are the murderous.

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